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There are two types of people in the world. those who understand rot26... ...and those who don't. | true |
Can you support police and black lives matter? | false |
Sarah palin divorce: new e-mail likely a joke | false |
I wanted to be a tailor. but i didn't suit the job. | true |
I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me. | true |
What do you call a gay french baker? a faguette | true |
Trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms | false |
This morning i found a fly on my toilet seat. ... it was pissed off. | true |
New york fracking ban in towns upheld by second judge | false |
My wife ran away with my best friend. i haven't met him yet. | true |
Anoka, minnesota's war on gay teens: rolling stone | false |
Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because satan has many forms. | true |
Why i completely support sometimes boycotting a wedding of someone you love | false |
Suzanne somers' style evolution: the diet guru went from big hair to big style (photos) | false |
Who's president? barack obama braco? sounds mexican nope whew you might want to sit down | true |
Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. i don't trust christianmingle. | true |
I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule. | true |
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wiped his butt! | true |
I like my ex's like i like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer | true |
John edwards verdict: a look back at john edward's extramarital affair with rielle hunter | false |
Republicans worry they’ll suffer politically after health care setback | false |
What do you call a sexually repressed bandit? rubbin' hood | true |
A ninja's wife comes home to find her husband dead and exclaims... ...no ninja no ninja no! | true |
Cop fatally shot teen in back, not in self-defense, family says | false |
10 ways to beat stress in 10 minutes or less | false |
What's big and gray and comes in quarts? an elephant | true |
Yoga: 3 ways to remain on the path | false |
San diego police officer fatally shot, another wounded | false |
What is long and black? the unemployment line. | true |
Mega millions winning numbers, march 30, 2012: here they are! | false |
Why do gay guys dress so well? they spent a lot of time in the closet. | true |
What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? a metro-gnome | true |
Trevor noah: 'moms are just like superheroes without the capes' | false |
Ice cream man in turkey won't give innocent guy his cone, insists on performing crazy tricks | false |
And here is the lego house you've always dreamed of | false |
In soviet russia, romans do as we do. | true |
U.s. fourth-quarter gdp rose at a 0.7 percent rate | false |
Do you know what makes darks better than whites? not dropping all your fucking socks | true |
If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because i am very salty today. | true |
Man living in the wild says goodbye to his 31 pet dogs | false |
Dem senator calls on barack obama to defend standing rock protesters | false |
I read a book about frogs today... it was ribbeting. | true |
Former arizona governor dismisses hispanics: 'they don't vote' | false |
We’re still, somehow, a year away from the presidential election | false |
Immigrants are like sperm. millions get in...only one works! | true |
There is a new barbie doll on the market - biker barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos | true |
How the lgbt experience will transform the practice of mindfulness | false |
Red sox manager john farrell announces he has lymphoma | false |
What did one dick say to the other dick? nothing, they were both stuck up cunts. | true |
Why did jesus drop out of the carpentry business? he got too attached to his work. | true |
Netanyahu's legacy: a fractured israel and a divided america | false |
Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes. | true |
Ex-yale basketball captain to sue university after being expelled over sexual misconduct allegation | false |
After twenty years of being chained, this circus cat is finally free | false |
The prospect of losing financial incentives can motivate healthy eating: study | false |
Chiquita banana cookbook from '40s is bizarre (photos) | false |
'twas the night before kindergarten part ii: what parents can expect from the school year | false |
Trump details where his $1 million in harvey donations will go | false |
Where's the food? my first trip to an american grocery store as a mom | false |
Kenneth battelle dead: marilyn monroe, jackie kennedy's hairstylist dies at 86 | false |
Why was the daybreak sad? because it was in morning. | true |
Four new man-made gases found that harm ozone layer, scientists say | false |
These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! i can't believe #2 | true |
5 great adventure trips on canada's west coast | false |
Helen keller walks into a bar then a table, then a stool... | true |
My therapist cries why me? for the full hour. | true |
My driver's license says i'm an organ donor but jokes on them because i have a piano. | true |
The worst journey in the world by helen back | true |
Homeless vet breaks down in tears after stranger buys him meal | false |
Watch: how to make a ramen pot pie | false |
Why doesn't a scarecrow use tp because hay .. its in his jeans | true |
Have you seen www.apathy.com? no and quite honestly i can't be bothered. | true |
What word isn't in the bat-dictionary? killing, unless your talking about his parents | true |
What is the difference between a black person and a bench? one can support a family of four. | true |
Hey bro, how did you get so strong? by picking up chicks in the gym | true |
What font is alphabet soup produced in? times new ramen | true |
Nevada ambulance plane crash kills 3 crew and patient | false |
Lack of sleep may affect when kids enter puberty | false |
Valentine's craft ideas: 5 adorable (and simple) diy projects from mom bloggers | false |
What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . the size of your dick. | true |
Here is the best joke ever donald trump | true |
*searches yahoo on yahoo until yahoo has an orgasm* | true |
Confession: the entire time when i was forming the earth, i was using asteroids. | true |
I'd settle for separation of church and snakes. | true |
In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose ho's over each other. | true |
She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university. | true |
How to stay on budget in turkey (photos) | false |
If sober me won't do it...drunk me will. | true |
Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon? because they cantaloupe.. | true |
Johnny depp and amber heard to divorce after 15 months of marriage | false |
Taylor schilling, 'the lucky one' star: look of the day | false |
What comes first? the chicken or the cart! | true |
What's wrong with our country? obama! who are we going to reelect in 2012? obama! | true |
Congress must not normalize the secrecy surrounding trumpcare | false |
'cracker' is racist. they should be called crispy baked squares. | true |
Grizzly bear rolls down a hill like a great, big, deadly kid | false |
I like dating black girls... because i don't have to meet their dad. | true |
Parenting is all about wanting to say, no one cares, honey 100x a day and never doing it. | true |
Man cited for driving 112 mph on way to traffic court | false |
I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ghooooul! | true |
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