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Gangnam style baby may just revive k-pop dance phenomenon (video) | false |
I was a sanctimommy because i was compensating for the prestigious job i had just walked away from | false |
What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high iq? einswine | true |
Jean vanier, untiring advocate for people with disabilities, wins templeton prize | false |
Freeze fresh food: 6 secrets to make healthy picks last longer | false |
The basics of maternal health: taking a stand for clean water and hygiene in health facilities | false |
Most expensive zip codes in the u.s. might not surprise you | false |
Paul ryan may already be changing his mind (on the budget) | false |
Delta air lines resumes flights after computer systems suffer power outage | false |
Kim kardashian goes topless for sultry magazine cover shoot | false |
Google glass may be the future of the porn industry | false |
Why are jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off | true |
Prince harry opens up about his 'fantastic' christmas with meghan markle | false |
I don't meant to brag, but i'm the world champion in false modesty. | true |
Steve grand finds (and loses) love in his new video | false |
When will cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly | true |
Ufc's nate diaz suspended for calling another fighter 'biggest fag in the world' | false |
Add some sparkle to your decor with a sequin throw pillow | false |
Elon musk's tesla, spacex join companies opposing donald trump's immigration order | false |
What do gay men have in the morning? sticky buns! ;d | true |
The russians official stance on the downed mh17 flight: donetsk, don't tell. | true |
Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... extremely hot but not very bright | true |
Why are a german vegetarians pessimists? because they always fear the wurst. | true |
The bottom line: 'the past' by tessa hadley | false |
Speedo, ralph lauren cut ties with ryan lochte | false |
What do they call the hunger games in france? battle royale with cheese. | true |
Suspect in custody after hostage situation in alabama credit union office | false |
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped prison? he was a small medium at large. | true |
Woman, 65, singlehandedly stops 5 masked thugs from robbing her pawn shop (video) | false |
What is long and hard that a australian bride gets in her wedding night? dick | true |
What did the german brat say to his father? you're the wurst! | true |
10 powerful photos from the day that morsi fell from power | false |
What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? whodinuit | true |
Futuristic toasters: concepts that are nearly real (photos) | false |
Airlines' legroom: business traveller survey ranks airlines' legroom measurements (photos) | false |
20 bobby pin hacks that'll make your life a whole lot easier | false |
Toddler makes amazing face on 'frozen' ride at disney world | false |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles. i'll see myself out. | true |
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff | true |
A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve food here. | true |
What was the last thing to go through princess diana's mind before she died. the windshield. | true |
What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral? mourning wood. | true |
I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug. | true |
The 10 best things to eat on toast | false |
I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. he said to eat. | true |
I hear apple have released a line of people movers they call it ivan | true |
Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that star wars writing | true |
This is how infertility leads to relationship conflict | false |
What do you get when you put jelly into flint, michigan's water supply? pb & j. | true |
Only one president had the guts to say the state of the union is 'not good' | false |
Donald trump's campaign flails trying to defend his 'rigged election' talk | false |
How are babies different from feminists ? babies grow up and stop crying | true |
What do you call a nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? josef mengeling | true |
Eddie murphy and girlfriend paige butcher are expecting a child | false |
Say goodbye to summer with celebrities in bikinis | false |
Eating 7 or more daily portions of produce could reduce premature death risk | false |
I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. i call it, aquastrianism. | true |
Where do angry mailmen work? at the pissed office. | true |
James comey 'sure' russia probe will look into potential trump obstruction of justice | false |
Time 100 2012: jessica simpson, sarah burton, middletons earn nominations | false |
What do you call a mexican with a small penis? juan-inch wonder. | true |
Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? a paper jam sandwhich | true |
15 free valentine's day printable cards to send your loved ones | false |
Who brew in the jewish house down the street? hebrew. | true |
What is the most popular breakfast at the world trade center? a plane bagel. | true |
I can never remember, is it break a leg or choke and die? my niece looked pretty upset. | true |
Hawaii makes another big move toward 100 percent renewable energy | false |
Jeff sessions called for a special counsel after loretta lynch met with bill clinton | false |
Who's this rorschach guy... and why does he paint so many penises? | true |
Monitor: isis captures last syrian oil field under regime control | false |
Rahm emanuel forced into runoff in chicago mayoral election | false |
New low: looking in my purse and seeing my tv remote. | true |
James corden rips donald trump for turning the election into a 'pissing contest' | false |
Why are there no midget accountants? they always come up short. | true |
What do you call a bunch of jews in a concert? a moshe pit | true |
If anyone sees phillip... ...tell him i have his screwdriver. | true |
Man puts frog and venomous snake in mouth as a protest | false |
Why did god only make one yogi bear he tried to make another but made a boo-boo | true |
Mindfulness stops negativity from sticking to you like glue | false |
New york city's public advocate just told hedge funds to shove it | false |
Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? the lavatory, of course! | true |
Miguel cotto crushes sergio martinez to win the middleweight title | false |
What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? he needed somebody to cosine. | true |
Brother of detained wapo reporter hopeful about release | false |
Sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life | false |
Chris brown and drake: brown's 'r.i.p' remix pokes at drake | false |
What hillary clinton's historic candidacy means to this 102-year-old woman | false |
Pregnant woman's 'star wars' costume is perfect for a galaxy far, far away | false |
Epitaph for a house cat: she died as she lived... ...chewing on power cords. | true |
What's the difference between a mosque and a school? i don't know, i just fly the drones. | true |
It's not my fault that i'm lazy. it walks in the family. | true |
6 miracle workers for your wardrobe (and they're under $20) | false |
Who did alaska vote for? berrrnie sanders h/t: wife | true |
One liner i can really see myself working in a mirror factory | true |
Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? flank | true |
How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage i know it isn't 37 | true |
Just found a spider in my shoe. he looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him. | true |
How trans rights became the civil rights struggle of our generation | false |
They're not all the same: labels and stereotypes fail to recognize religious diversity | false |
The chinese dierector a chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. the dierector was phill ming | true |
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