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I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo. | true |
American idol: what they wore, 5/16/12 (final 3) | false |
Warning: these erotic outsider artworks aren't for your basic valentine (nsfw) | false |
Jeremy beasley, filmmaker, captivates us with tiny home stories from real people (video) | false |
Usda approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef analytical studies show that the steaks are high | true |
How many straight vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? both of them. | true |
You had me at- well, you're breathing and female. that's about the point you had me. | true |
Break ups are the worst in china... you see her face everywhere. | true |
10 interval training mobile apps to download right now | false |
What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? pushpa!! | true |
There's a joke in this thread. it's you. | true |
Don't be afraid to tackle the mental health issues associated with grief | false |
High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart. | true |
Obesity linked with increased heart risks, regardless of metabolic syndrome | false |
Wife, i am truly truly upset... i must take this out on your vagina. | true |
How come the government can keep printing money but when i do it, it's a crime? | true |
According to the bible, what's noah's favorite fruit? pears. | true |
Life is like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. then women make it hard. | true |
What was bob the builder called after he retired? bob. | true |
#embracethelatinx is an all-inclusive tribute to latinos' many identities | false |
What would it take to reunite the beatles? 2 more bullets. | true |
What working at a wedding planning website taught me about planning a wedding | false |
I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility. | true |
Breaking bread is the food tour that doubles as a form of activism | false |
20 reasons to drop everything and go to spain | false |
Stephen colbert talks turkey with baffled butterball customers | false |
6 spiritual tips for staying sane through the holidays | false |
Donald trump's wall looms exactly 27 years after the berlin wall came down | false |
Now that i'm a parent i want to punch my former self in the face | false |
Michael rosen walks into a bar... and he just fell over and died. | true |
What do you call an it teacher who touches up his students? a pdf file. | true |
Feminists hate me. probabily because i am wearing my wife beater. | true |
What did iocaste say to oedipus when he dropped his plate? you dumb motherfucker! | true |
Thanks to fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise. | true |
I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth. | true |
5 steps to shining from the inside out | false |
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? a buccaneer. | true |
What's a mexican's favourite letter? c. lol! i heard this at work today, top fucking bantz! | true |
Las vegas, where sin and serene wonders meet | false |
More like lotion pictures! - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts | true |
Do you like dragons? i'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly. | true |
Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building. | true |
Today i have been sober for 100 days. not, like, in a row or anything. just in total. | true |
Here's what kids really think about american girl's boy doll | false |
I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. it really works! | true |
Why you cannot wash your hands of the sexism | false |
Lucy in the sky with some splainin' to do. | true |
Women are like crawfish a whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd | true |
Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to? | true |
Valentine's day gift ideas: a diy mini office organizer for your hardworking sweetie | false |
I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...he just had bad vibes. | true |
Americans largely unconcerned about climate change, survey finds | false |
People who back up into parking spots are worse than serial killers | true |
An 'interested' tim burton says a 'beetlejuice' sequel is far from deadski | false |
The prince's speech: a love poem to the future | false |
I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way i can run that far. | true |
Five tips for co-parenting when you can’t stand your ex | false |
Officer who shot tamir rice: 'he gave me no choice' | false |
Fit links: workout mistakes, 50 reasons to run and more | false |
If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you. | true |
If i got a dollar every time someone called me a racist black people would rob me. | true |
Why are dirty jokes so uncommon because the punchline's always so hard | true |
What do you call shia labeouf's alter ego? inertia. | true |
Boy offers to mow lawns for money to buy school supplies, gets surprise in return | false |
Used parachute for sale. only used once, never been opened. | true |
Fran drescher opens up about what she's looking for in a man (video) | false |
Why didn't rose get an iphone 7? she never let go, jack. | true |
Scared of flying? 25 explanations for the strange sounds you hear in a 747 | false |
What do you call a yugoslavian pimp? yasalivason medickubitch | true |
Breakfast musings... a boiled egg is hard to beat. | true |
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? she choked. | true |
What is pink and has seven dents in it? snow white's virginity. | true |
What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? hotmale.com | true |
You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3 | true |
Epa head confident that states will follow new carbon emissions rules | false |
Are you ready to stop working and start playing? part 1 | false |
This is a better joke than feminism. just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism. | true |
'crazy ants' spreading throughout gulf coast, defying extermination | false |
The iphone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music | true |
Life called: they're all out of lemons. it's over. | true |
What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? oh yes, daddy! | true |
The titanic 100 years on: technology, infallibility, and mindfulness | false |
What do nazi germany and vaginas have in common? their tendency to subjugate poles. | true |
Bethenny frankel's ex-husband jason hoppy rumored to make a man cave out of her walk-in closet | false |
Why do mermaids wear seashells? because d shells are too big and b shells are too small. | true |
I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low | true |
Knock knock who's there? bang bang bang bang who? oscar pistorius | true |
Before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do | true |
Louis c.k.'s 'snl' monologue tells story of old lady who fell down (video) | false |
Why the fashion industry should embrace women with curls | false |
When someone asks if anyone has recommended hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to me reddit already. | true |
Honestly, officer, i wouldn't have pulled over had i known you were just going to criticize me | true |
John mccain: trump scandals 'reaching watergate size and scale' | false |
A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum i wouldn't worry too much, he's armless. | true |
Stephen colbert takes aim at 'aging clown without makeup' gary johnson | false |
Conan o’brien landed in south korea and got a mind-blowing welcome | false |
Turkish air force strikes kurds in iraq, islamic state in syria | false |
The process, part 9: eating just isn't any fun | false |
Two jokes walk into a bar... where's the punchline? | true |
'wicked' will soon be defying gravity on a big screen near you | false |
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