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Hillary clinton to tour the devastated city of flint, michigan | false |
137 children need 'immediate medical evacuation' from syrian suburb: un report | false |
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? a bunny with money. | true |
Iron man is a super hero. iron woman is a command. | true |
What do the japanese call a large apartment? an itssoroomy. | true |
10 states where income inequality has soared: 24/7 wall st. | false |
No thanks la-z-boy. i like my furniture gender neutral | true |
What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? asshole. | true |
Trump or clinton? the future of lgbtq rights in america | false |
Paul manafort offers up trump tower apartment in bid to get off house arrest | false |
Why is saturn like your balls?? because it is in between jupeter an your anus. | true |
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? hahahaa why!!?? | true |
Deadly data gaps: how lack of information harms refugee policy making | false |
One day i'm going to cure blindness. you'll see! you'll all see! | true |
Amazing documentary showcases the voguing ballroom scene over the last 30 years | false |
Pirates reportedly pirate latest 'pirates' movie for ransom | false |
Violent protests in hong kong as tens of thousands flood streets | false |
If i had a talking shark for a sidekick, i'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans. | true |
Why is the southern baptist convention cutting hundreds of jobs? | false |
Innovation in news media world report 2016: a roadmap | false |
Why do women talk non-stop? because they don't like periods. | true |
I'll give you $10 if you divide it by a half and give it back... | true |
Reliving the lost joys of mother's day in the '80s | false |
Dolphin is second animal to die at seaworld in 2 weeks | false |
I miss the things we shared together. not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool. | true |
Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? she blew them every time. | true |
Fierce is the only word for the duchess of cornwall's all-female security team | false |
Florida judge orders special session to adopt new voting map | false |
Why is anthony weiner considered a hipster? he had has dick out for harambe before it was cool. | true |
What's it like to do an obama impression for obama? | false |
I have a real passion for bat guano... you could say i'm bat shit crazy | true |
Conde nast 2014 readers' choice awards: a european castle near yosemite | false |
This teacher went to stoneman douglas. now she's watching her students fight for her alma mater. | false |
Your moms so fat...... when she goes to kfc, she licks other peoples fingers. | true |
Donald trump and enrique peña nieto spoke again about the border wall | false |
Q&a: reigning scrabble champion reveals his favorite letter, fun tricks and embarrassing stories | false |
Prince charles visits london ideal home show, meets topiary people (photos) | false |
Un chief warns trump not to ditch iran nuclear deal | false |
Russian hockey players sing banned anthem at olympic medal ceremony | false |
I have a job, husband and kids -- i don't have time for friends | false |
Why did the spy cross the road? because he was never on your side. | true |
Before facebook, you had to like things with your feelings. | true |
Selena gomez stuns in sheer plunging black dress | false |
Mike brown exhibit depicting a replica of his dead body draws criticism | false |
What does a bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? humps on the back. | true |
What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? are you seeding? | true |
When you get a 3d printer, don't mess around. go straight to printing money. | true |
Flexible spending accounts: use it or lose it by march 15 | false |
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? your mom. | true |
Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? he didn't know enough about inequalities | true |
Top cop calls for firing 5 chicago police involved in laquan mcdonald slaying | false |
I have a nice body. it's in my trunk. | true |
I wish my car's navigation could take human form so i can punch it in the face. | true |
Toddlers are much better at using your ipad than you'd think | false |
El dorado building home renovation shows off a fabulous collection of art and textiles (photos) | false |
How one pair of boots is slowly driving me insane (photos) | false |
Why do eskimos wash in tide? because it's too cold to wash out tide | true |
When is a body builder's shortest workout? during the winter swole-stace | true |
What do call a nazi that takes bribes? paid-off hitler! | true |
I like my coffee like i like my ships. full of semen. | true |
South koreans seemingly unconcerned as trump threatens north korea | false |
They said orange is the new black... ...but i didn't realise they meant trump would replace obama. | true |
Why did the samurai hate nonsense? because he was a sensei. | true |
Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive wedding cake | true |
10 outdoor dining rooms perfect for a summer party | false |
What is a perfect society formed by a asian called? a yutopia | true |
What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? commit sushi | true |
What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? alphabreadically! | true |
If you have never seen a galaxy explode just head to the nearest samsung store. | true |
Cops sue over video that allegedly shows them eating weed candy during raid | false |
How do you kill a circus? you go for the juggler. | true |
Jimmy fallon's thank you notes: rick santorum, north korea, brevity (video) | false |
737 inspections: faa orders examinations of more than 1,000 boeing jets | false |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a caterpillar don't worry you'll soon change ! | true |
Whats the difference between hitler and usain bolt? bolt can finish a race | true |
What is sacha baron cohen's favorite ion? borate. | true |
Jeff sessions unleashes federal prosecutors on legal marijuana | false |
How to shop michelle obama's closet in 2014 | false |
Inaugural balls bring together politicians and the corporations that can pay for them | false |
Texas bakery kicks off 'welcome everyone' campaign to combat homophobia | false |
Arrested for not picking up after his seeing eye dog, the blind man pleaded, i didn't see shit! | true |
Store-bought pasta options: you may think you're eating 'healthy'... but are you? | false |
Lazy people fact #5812672793 you were too lazy to read that number | true |
How is microsoft like bob marley? i do updates before i do updates. and then i do updates. | true |
Canadians pack your bags we have another immigration crisis | true |
Michael pollan pinpoints what's wrong with the paleo diet | false |
Anna faris was dropping hints about trouble with chris pratt before split | false |
Why women need to stick together at work | false |
Paint color ideas: lonny debunks myths about decorating with black (photos) | false |
What's green and smells like bacon? kermit's finger. | true |
I wish i had firearms. or maybe one firearm and one regular arm. | true |
Billionaire to sponsor education of 21 girls freed from boko haram | false |
Kim kardashian vs. kate winslet: who wore it better? (photos) | false |
14 reasons why pharrell williams is definitely a fashion icon | false |
Legendary swimmer diana nyad opens up about her sexual assault | false |
Rabbi david rosen: don't blame muslims for the paris terror attacks | false |
President trump's war powers, congress, and north korea | false |
Chicken wings, other football snacks to get more expensive this season | false |
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. | true |
My wife was cremated after her death. and during. | true |
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