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Russell brand divorce: comedian opens up about the single life on 'tonight show' (video) | false |
Mark zuckerberg extends facebook apology tour with european gig | false |
Bbc announces jodie whittaker as 13th doctor who | false |
Best place to hide stuff? page two in google search results! | true |
Adorable photos of men and cats prove few things are more manly than cat ownership | false |
Who makes coffee for the u.n.? the french press secretary! | true |
Trump can pull money from his businesses whenever he wants — without ever telling us | false |
A look behind the bedroom door at what's causing your low libido | false |
The little girl whose plea for pizza was heard 'round the world is now cancer free! | false |
Mom leaves message in her (grown) daughter's lunchbox (photo) | false |
Gift ideas for the hostess with the mostess | false |
I lost weight: sara bown made lasting changes and lost 80 pounds (so far) | false |
Televisa reinstates fired hosts, is investigating sexual harassment claims | false |
What brand of underwear did jesus wear? fruit of the womb | true |
Keira knightley's style evolution: from british starlet to movie goddess (photos) | false |
7 ways potty training your kid is like getting an advanced degree | false |
Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. this is bullshit. | true |
So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly. | true |
Video highlights the kind of breastfeeding shaming we don't really talk about | false |
What's the difference between fight club and veganism? you don't talk about fight club. | true |
Long gowns show serious leg in this week's dangerous outfits (photos) | false |
Tedxstanford opens its doors today with free live streaming | false |
Chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety | false |
Garden alert: 22 plants to keep away from pets | false |
Filming a 'fast & furious' scene is crazier than you thought | false |
This project is bringing crucial visibility to butch people and their families | false |
A coming out party for argentine pinot noir | false |
I'm calling to schedule a playdate and find out if you have any guns in your home | false |
Being killed by a paper-cut would be... quite a novel way to die. | true |
2015 was one of the safest years in the past 2 decades, according to fbi crime stats | false |
Man: there has to be a better way! narrator: dogs | true |
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? an airplane. | true |
Adam lambert leaves rca records, citing 'creative differences' over '80s covers album | false |
Marriage sex: the truth about sex after marriage | false |
This wisconsin bill would let toddlers hunt with guns | false |
How do you call a whores pubic hair? public hair ill show myself out.. | true |
Andrew wiggins shows why nba tanking is a thing (video) | false |
You think these foods are healthy, but they are not | false |
Are you going to scarborough fair? no mate, sounds shit. | true |
John roberts says he should’ve ‘paid that bill’ after lights go out at supreme court | false |
How does santa know if he lands on a jewish house? there's a parking meter on the roof. | true |
Behind every successful woman is a man who let her down. | true |
Gwyneth paltrow oscars dress 2012: tom ford white cape! (photos) | false |
How can i ever be happy... if i was born crying? | true |
Dozens of evangelical leaders petition texas to stop scheduled execution | false |
Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost? an arm and a leg. | true |
Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra | true |
What is the worst thing about gonorrhea ? the taste! | true |
Um, thanks? -a woman who posed for a picasso painting | true |
Don't smoke kids... because smoking kids is illegal. | true |
What do you call a random selection of sailors? a seamen sample | true |
Northern women have pms gals from the south have fts. fixin' to start | true |
What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? the polar bear. | true |
Why did snoop dogg buy an umbrella? fo drizzle! | true |
Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? he's too cocky. | true |
I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job. | true |
I'm thinking of maybe giving up on my olympic dream. | true |
We looked at airlines and pet incidents, and what we found surprised everyone | false |
Why these trump voters are sticking up for an undocumented neighbor | false |
So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what. | true |
If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid. | true |
What should you give a man who has everything? a woman to show him how to work it. | true |
Trump misses deadline to remove white nationalist from delegate list | false |
Politicians can't pass actual laws to stop gun violence, so they tweet prayerfully | false |
Australian senator becomes first to breastfeed on parliament floor | false |
Nope, walt and jesse won't be in season 1 of 'better call saul' | false |
Volunteers make up more than half of first responders after italy earthquake | false |
The magic of america: a roller coaster of opportunities | false |
What do dna and diarrhea have in common? they both run in your jeans (genes) | true |
To keep things interesting in the bedroom, try bringing in a second laptop | true |
How our daughter overcame her fear of dogs | false |
I asked a welshman how many sexual partners he had. he started counting but then he fell asleep. | true |
Watch: how one workaholic learned the importance of play | false |
We gave this new mom a makeover...and she looked stunning (photos) | false |
Donald trump bristles at the idea he’s inspired kids to act racist | false |
I saw some porn with charlie brown music in it and it really didn't fit the mood. | true |
Why are the streets of paris lined with trees? the germans like shade | true |
Celebrities pay tribute to gene wilder with touching notes on social media | false |
Report details 'major shortcomings' in baltimore police response to unrest | false |
Trump administration's authority on voter fraud has no proof of voter fraud | false |
How i survived the saddest day of my life | false |
A carol for our times: the melrose quartet perform 'sing john ball' (video) | false |
What effect does global warming have on pennsylvania? it's always sunny in philadelphia. | true |
Meet the first openly lesbian national beauty queen | false |
Michael jordan finally breaks his silence on police brutality | false |
This is what donald trump's 'fresh start' with the media looks like | false |
Why did the geologist get divorced? he took his wife for granite. | true |
Eastern wisdom is changing western corporate practices (or, at least it should be) | false |
What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? a cereal killer! | true |
Why didn't king kong go to hong kong? he didn't like chinese food. | true |
I electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. number 2 will shock them. | true |
Fuck. it's only lettuce. - what my dog thinks when i drop lettuce on the floor | true |
Did you hear about that new film on the b-17 aircraft? it bombed | true |
Hillary clinton says egyptair crash seems like an 'act of terrorism' | false |
These wine spritzer recipes are coming for you, whether you like it or not | false |
I thought i saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash. | true |
You ever made love to a man? you want to? | true |
7 ways to move more without even trying | false |
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? hoppalong cassidy. | true |
What did the german with food allergies say? gluten nacht | true |
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