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Female smurf character edited out of film posters in israeli city | false |
Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? yoko ono | true |
Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night | true |
David oyelowo demands the horrors of human trafficking in africa 'must change' | false |
Quit my banking job this morning i lost interest | true |
If you google myspace your computer will ask are you fucking serious right now? | true |
It's the memory-wiping tech from 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,' but for trump | false |
Lobbyist friend helped scott pruitt plan $100,000 trip to morocco: reports | false |
Castello di santa eurasia, once a crumbling castle, has been brought back to life (photos) | false |
Ten days in the life of ilham aliyev, president of absurdistan | false |
Three politicians go to heaven. no, seriously, it could happen. | true |
Beth dickison richards allegedly poisons husband gregory lawrence richards' tuna sandwich | false |
Here's what happens when 50 men give their reaction to the word 'gay' | false |
Democrats urge obama not to blow it on major pay reform | false |
What's the leading cause of child molestation? sexy children | true |
What do you call watson when sherlock isn't around? holmeless | true |
Think dirty app could clue consumers in to chemicals in makeup | false |
Sean payton speaks out against guns in wake of ex-nfler will smith’s death | false |
Beyoncé, jay z, prince among acts slated for huge charity concert | false |
Ravens, colts matchup: jacoby jones vs. indianapolis special teams | false |
A catholic schoolgirl tells her side about an outdated and intolerant system | false |
Ever read helen keller's book? no? neither did she. | true |
Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else. | true |
I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court. | true |
Add a touch of zen to your home with an indoor rock garden (photos) | false |
Here's the law that poses the greatest threat to donald trump | false |
What goes great with alphabet soup? times new ramen | true |
My physics teacher told me i had potential. then he threw me off the roof. | true |
Joely fisher breaks her silence on sister carrie fisher’s death | false |
What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car? an auto-topsy | true |
I feel like i forgot something today... ...shit, *the oven!* | true |
What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. eunuchorn | true |
'american hustle,' '12 years a slave' lead 2014 golden globe awards | false |
Report: lupita nyong'o's $150,000 gown returned by thief | false |
If i'm over 60, i must not be having sex | false |
Why did the pimp cross the lawn? to get to the hoes. | true |
Watch stick figures die in hilariously grim new safety campaign from metro los angeles | false |
Want to harm your relationship? here are 2 easy ways! | false |
Theater plays 'fifty shades freed' instead of 'black panther' and it didn't go well | false |
What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? believe in reincarnation. | true |
I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... because she calls me her sixty second lover | true |
I like talking about people behind their back | false |
Sessions argues 'sanctuary' cities breed crime by citing study that says they don't | false |
9 indoor swings that won't remind you of tommy lee at all (photos) | false |
Carole middleton visits hospital to meet royal baby (photos) | false |
Bhutan organic: himalayan country aiming to phase out chemicals from farming over next decade | false |
What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? comatoast! | true |
7 steps to a happy new you in the new year | false |
Nyt's bari weiss cites hoax twitter account to criticize liberals | false |
Its not gay if its a three way the two other guys promised. | true |
Spent $200 on a chinese hooker and was horny again an hour later | true |
I like to unfriend people on their birthdays, let's them know it's not all about them. | true |
Cnn anchor blames french muslims for failure to prevent attacks | false |
Lena dunham vogue cover in the works? here are 7 reasons we hope the rumors are true | false |
I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. i kept almost dying | true |
High school girls relay team ditches baton for high jump bar, still kicks butt | false |
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? but most only have 4 :) | true |
So i invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... it was meaty-okra. | true |
The romphim isn't just lame wordplay, it's a sign of male fragility | false |
There is a new barbie doll on the market - rastafarian barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon! | true |
White ex-cop sentenced to 15 years for shooting death of daughter's black boyfriend | false |
What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? a sassination. | true |
A year on twitter... i remember when all this was fields. | true |
What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? telapathy | true |
Less stress, better work, and 6 other ways meditation can transform your life | false |
Did you know darth veder got married his wife is elevator terrible joke i know | true |
Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. it's for dick heads. | true |
Q: what's a cat's favorite food? - a: petatoes! | true |
Barbara walters on meditation: 'i feel very centered' | false |
Diy cherry pie filling is so much better than canned | false |
Why i'd never get a sex change i wouldn't have the balls to do it | true |
Hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet william ratner his rat | true |
Humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment | false |
What do you call an origional joke on reddit? mine | true |
Fashion trivia quiz: what was kim kardashian's halloween costume this year & more | false |
Friday's morning email: trump's ultimatum: pass health bill or obamacare stays | false |
I like my women like i like my flyers. passed out | true |
Stephen colbert rips trump for finally going 'too far' over meryl streep | false |
Now your baby can listen to lullaby versions of 'hamilton' songs | false |
To my daughter on the eve of my mastectomy | false |
What's the only day asian people can have sex?? election day | true |
What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? christian bale | true |
Fbi analysis fingers russian spy agencies for u.s. election hacks | false |
Holocaust survivors leave $400 million to israeli university | false |
Choosing a wedding dress for my 14-year-old daughter | ivillage au | false |
Wrestlemania matches: the norton anthology of literature edition | false |
What's the first step to throwing a space party? you planet. | true |
We really need to stop acting like heartless jerks about gender identity | false |
Mayim bialik discusses breastfeeding on time magazine's attachment parenting cover (video) | false |
Shia labeouf: wait, is that a real shark? spielberg: action!! | true |
You know i think fight club is pretty underrated. nobody talks about it these days | true |
Neil patrick harris shares his signature holiday recipe | false |
You'll wonder why you never napped like this commuter on the train | false |
Sam rockwell's 'laggies' character is not who you think he is | false |
Amanda bynes and lindsay lohan have a fight to the death. who will win? everybody. | true |
What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? slow natives | true |
Police arrest naked man who jumped onto moving truck near dulles airport | false |
Cops: you were driving while intoxicated nnme: i was in no condition to walk | true |
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, i'm the healthiest mofo on this planet. | true |
Why did the coffee file a police report? because it was mugged. | true |
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