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Interior decorator: zinke’s push to redesign flags and accessorize with dead animals | false |
The real stars of new york fashion week (video) | false |
Why are fish so smart? they are always in schools! | true |
Nicki minaj says 'racism' is the reason this designer won't take her call | false |
If you miss a day in cosmetology school... do you have to do a make-up test? | true |
Nachos on christmas eve. we're celebrating the birth of cheeses! | true |
Everyone is mad about something all the time and i'm a cartoon | true |
If i get a penny for every racist joke i make.. black people would rob me. | true |
With state of the union guests, democrats send trump a message | false |
Australian asylum seekers told to choose life in jail or risk death in home countries | false |
Champions for change: meet the champions -- part 2 | false |
What's stressing moms out? redbook and huffpost release 2nd annual no judgment day survey results | false |
Guys, trump isn't hitler... ...because hitler actually won the popular vote. | true |
*termites on date* waiter: what would you like to order, sir? termite: table for two. | true |
Cliven bundy's views aren't that different from some conservatives' | false |
Samantha bee airs her first ever 'trump-positive' piece | false |
Deadly snow storm leaves millions digging out of icy mess | false |
Trump makes his first big changes to obamacare | false |
Kids who have electronic devices in their rooms get less sleep | false |
Why are paris's streets lined with trees? german soldiers like to march in the shade. | true |
To all the people saying i have fat fingers... fyvk off | true |
Photos capture devastating refugee crisis on greek islands | false |
Hillary clinton's campaign says it will participate in wisconsin recount | false |
Donald trump's racism actually makes it impossible for him to get the working-class vote | false |
Drake has been stealing all of your dominican tío’s dance moves | false |
Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? ask yo momma. sorry | true |
Vincent van gogh birthday: the 10 best modern tributes to the post-impressionist master | false |
9/11 who? knock knock who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? i thought you said you would never forget! | true |
Lindsey graham won't confirm 'shithole' remark in order to 'keep talking' with trump | false |
In conversation with jacob j. lew, u.s. secretary of the treasury (video) | false |
What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. dis appointment | true |
Previously undiscovered manuscript reveals things jesus didn't say | false |
4 ways technology is making you age faster -- and what to do about it | false |
Burning out in the fashion industry: a lot of 'the devil wears prada' really was true | false |
Serious head injuries from baby strollers are on the rise | false |
Miss georgia betty cantrell wins miss america pageant | false |
How is billy cosby like santa claus? they both come when you are sleeping | true |
Charlottesville has a plan to learn from the past and move forward | false |
This ancient martial art can fight disease, calm the mind and slow aging | false |
I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets. | true |
Darling, can i go out in this dress? yes dear, it's already dark out. | true |
Cold cream and its many uses: 7 readers tell us how they use the beauty staple (photos) | false |
A toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2 | false |
A five-minute solution to solve the breakfast debate | false |
Aït benhaddou, setting of 'gladiator,' is your new favorite wintertime destination | false |
Specialty products for bad breath have come a long, long way | false |
Your google search history is the real you. | true |
Cleaning the toilet with coca-cola, gatorade and other weird products is the way to go (photos) | false |
4 steps to get your credit in check before shopping for a mortgage | false |
I had to change the battery in my clock. it was about time. | true |
Drinking bud light is like having sex in a canoe... its fucking close to water. | true |
Who took the spoopy from the spoopy jar? mr skeltal | true |
John snow really knows the way to a guy's heart. | true |
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? six... three on the back and three in the trunk! | true |
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. i don't care what he wants. i'm not answering the door. | true |
This is an x and z conversation... y are you in the middle? | true |
Resorts encourage kids to get to the slopes with great lift ticket prices | false |
How to make grilled cheese in a toaster | false |
Removable wallpaper from dormify can completely change your walls without a commitment | false |
Mexico defeats brazil to win olympic gold medal in men's soccer (video/photos) | false |
How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out of the pool. | true |
The real hogwarts express is now open at warner bros. studio london | false |
Jimmy fallon calls geysers 'nature's bidets' because they are | false |
This is what a great co-parenting relationship looks like | false |
Can i list french fries as my significant other? | true |
Healthy virgin q: what's the definition of a healthy virgin? a: one who has never been bed-ridden! | true |
I'm so drunk i can speak fluent ozzy osbourne. | true |
Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. he is probably thick and tired of it | true |
Special probation for prisoners with mental illness keeps them from returning to jail | false |
Why that character is missing from 'gone girl' (spoiler) | false |
Which language does a drunk scotsman speak? scotch. | true |
Easy ways to recognize and treat canine arthritis | false |
Trey gowdy's former top lawyer undercuts the benghazi committee | false |
Semi-good news for agoraphobics... a treatment is right around the corner! | true |
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. until he hit the ground. | true |
I'm counting my steps with a fitness tracking device. now what? | false |
Many kids feel 'unimportant' when parents are distracted by smartphones, survey says | false |
An experiment in jordan's desert aims to provide jobs for syrian refugees | false |
Here are 6 ways to decorate holiday cookies like a pro | false |
These states have their own ideas when it comes to baby naming | false |
I was going to make a joke about an ass. butt fuck it. | true |
Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with mickalene thomas as the jack of diamonds | false |
Oscar pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it. | true |
You should argue with your wife only when she's not around. | true |
What do you call a communist in a hurry? a soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo) | true |
I can finally set my tivo to record the biggest loser... ...kept trying to record the jets game | true |
Exclusive: air bud predicts who will win the super bowl in the dog's first ever interview | false |
Australian cafe introduces avocado lattes as a joke, but not everyone got it | false |
What did the earth say to the earthquake? sorry...that was my fault. | true |
What does a satanist take when their allergies to christians act up? anti*christ*amine's | true |
I just fixed somebody's blackberry now all of his emails are currant. | true |
Are you going to buy something this time? or are you just curious? let's just say i'm buy-curious. | true |
A friendly reminder to medical residency selection committees across the nation | false |
Baby loves classic rock, especially the beatles and the stones (video) | false |
Recipes for an imbibe-inspired 4th of july celebration | false |
Craig mack, 'flava in ya ear' rapper, dead at age 46 | false |
Why did the moon break up with earth? the moon said they were slowly drifting apart. | true |
'homeless/hobo look' gets a spot on asos fashion finder site (photo) | false |
Lady gaga is officially a licensed driver who's ready to roll with the homies | false |
2013 national geographic traveler photo contest receives stunning entries | false |
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