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Why did the skinhead have velcro on his boots? he was a lacist. | true |
Rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue' | false |
Boolean algebra you either know it or you don't. | true |
Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? because they don't like dicks. | true |
In some parts of the world, it's considered rude to be a woman. | true |
I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but i have my doubts. | true |
Greg whitham: inspiration never comes when it's convenient | false |
You can say what you like about pedophiles at least they drive slowly past schools and playgrounds | true |
What do phone books and women have in common? they both couldn't vote before 1920 | true |
Huffpost headline quiz: dec. 30 to jan. 5 | false |
If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? it was caught red panded | true |
Word of the day - obama. i opened a bottle of brandy and drank it obama self. | true |
Rising obesity now affects 1 in 10 people worldwide, fueling illness, death | false |
Fox news gives donald trump a pass on birther crusade it helped fuel | false |
If clinton makes a good joke it'll be hillaryous | true |
Q: what does clinton do to lose weight? a: runs away from the draft. | true |
Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream. | true |
Kate middleton visits rainforest in borneo, gets hoisted up 130-foot tree (photos) | false |
What's big and round and full of seamen? your mom | true |
Why do jews have big noses? because air is free. (stolen from my science textbook) | true |
Polish priest sacked by the vatican...... well that's really taken the shine off the pope :) | true |
What event do the porn olympics and summer olympics share? skeet shooting | true |
7 secrets of shoppers who never pay full price | false |
How do you define a will? hint: it's a dead giveaway. | true |
Trump courting clinton impeachment lawyer amid russia probe: reports | false |
Didn't the kids just have a day off school last month!?! ~a parent's memoir. | true |
Q: what's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? a: leave it in the cow. | true |
Hockey player dodges sexual assault charge because victims had ‘gigantic breasts’ | false |
Margot kidder, actress who played lois lane in 'superman,' dead at 69 | false |
The four states of matter: solid liquid gas black | true |
Count dracula survived on the blood of 18 year old virgins for millennia... he died last year. | true |
Why isn't /u/jokeexplainbot here anymore? there aren't jokes here. there are reposts here. | true |
What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? hello, ladies. | true |
Dads' age linked with kids' mental health problems (study) | false |
Q: what kind of guitar did the pool player own? a: a-cue-stick. | true |
Why was hitler late to his meeting? he couldn't heil a cab. | true |
Mochi kneading machine has totally blown our minds (photos) | false |
Masturbation sometimes i masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer | true |
What does donald trump and a 12 year old have in common? they know a lot about hacking. | true |
Grilled sandwiches for and by dads: classic vs. creative (recipes) | false |
What is a jewish person's first discount? 10% off the penis. | true |
I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... because i couldn't give a dam. | true |
Physicist shot at with high-powered rifle underwater because science | false |
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? a dry doc. | true |
Coach wins $257 million in internet counterfeiting case | false |
Basket of adorables: critics cheer as trump blocks them on twitter | false |
What do you get hanging from apple trees? sore arms | true |
The reality of the biggest loser for a formerly 400-pound man | false |
Cowabunga! brazilian rodrigo koxa breaks world record surfing 80-foot wave | false |
Someone stoly my microsoft office and they're gonna pay. you have my word. | true |
Why don't the jedi drink vodka? because only the sith deal in absolut | true |
Amanda seyfried looks at her next role with 'while we're young' | false |
Damn donald.... back at it again with the white fans | true |
Father kills 2-year-old boy and takes own life after 18-hour standoff, police say | false |
Donald trump learned his 'rigged' election talk from john mccain | false |
Best advice i can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch. | true |
I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today. | true |
How to make your home feel like a luxe ski lodge | false |
Recruitment ad: protect our nation and trump's feelings in the coast guard | false |
What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? her tits | true |
Somalia's al-shabab drive car full of explosives into hotel | false |
Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon. | true |
New leader of uk far-right party spouts islamophobic rhetoric | false |
The recipes that all garlic lovers need in their lives | false |
My girlfriend loves my toenails.. i'm starting to think she's a nailphile. | true |
I quit my job working for nike. just couldn't do it anymore. | true |
How does han solo like to get around endor? ewoks | true |
Kerry washington wows on this week's best-dressed list | false |
Princess charlene, prince albert oscars appearance would make our day | false |
Where do the mexican truckers hang out? the guay station. | true |
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away. | true |
Stephen colbert just wants donald trump's lawyer to get his story straight | false |
I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. oh no, i'd also like all this invisible shit. | true |
What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...a-flat minor | true |
Last night my wife started calling me jeb bush. i also pull out way to late. | true |
What do you call a bad mexican restaurant? shitpotle | true |
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? a receding hare-line. | true |
Denver mother zyola mix teaches school a lesson about gender discrimination | false |
The dallas cowboys are going all-in on abusive greg hardy | false |
I'm feeling sluggish no one pour salt on me. | true |
Like obama, trump is unlikely to lead as the world's policeman | false |
Why you need to think twice about inter-faith marriage | false |
A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists they're called metacarpals. | true |
I don't like thinking about gravity. it brings me down. | true |
Pink lemonade recipes: 10 ways to make it into dessert (photos) | false |
Here's how to relentlessly advocate for what you believe in | false |
Stephen hawking seems to be a very emotional person he is even moved by his chair | true |
Pennsylvania hospitals' ban on hiring smokers stirs debate | false |
What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? i meant a butt light. | true |
What was the proudest moment of bill clinton's life? when he was given head of state | true |
What's hitler's favorite species of shark? the great white. | true |
Mother's day 2012: animal parenting styles, pregnancies, and child rearings | false |
Q:what is the population of antarctica a: all white. | true |
Are you ready to change your life? start now! | false |
What job do rabbits at hotels have? bellhop. | true |
I've got a joke with no punchline.. i'm not joking! | true |
Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays. | true |
10 delicious ways to cook with maple syrup | false |
Why did the cow get a divorce? because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit. | true |
*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked* | true |
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