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Devil's food cake vs. chocolate cake: what's the difference? | false |
What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? it takes me longer to eat the pizza | true |
As a girl: tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing i want to eat. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! candice ! candice who ? candice get any better ! | true |
*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear | true |
Pay back your sleep debt by taking a sleep vacation | false |
What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night? hit the sack. | true |
It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car i haven't looked back since. | true |
Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because gm recalls everything. | true |
What do you see when pillsbury doughboy bends over? donuts | true |
If you thought lady gaga's style couldn't surprise you any more... just peek at her instagram | false |
Spoiled cow breaks into her home just to wait for her family | false |
What do you call a c-average student from texas? mr. president | true |
My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a disney movie | true |
Scientists: flint water safe for bathing, despite mark ruffalo's claims | false |
What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? pandapalegic | true |
I hanged myself for being fat the rope broke | true |
Taylor swift mini-me grace vanderwaal freaks out over gift from tswift | false |
Abstinence may make the bones grow stronger (or can't a girl get a drink anymore?) part 1 | false |
13 royals who mattered in 2013 that weren't kate middleton | false |
100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out. | true |
Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me. | true |
Do you smoke... the lady asked, do you smoke after sex? i said, my gosh i never looked!!! | true |
He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night! | true |
The urban common spaces that show us we belong to something larger | false |
Internet dresses down cuba gooding jr. for lifting up skirt of sarah paulson | false |
Women in business q&a: niki acosta, director of evangelism, metacloud | false |
Why did the spy stay in bed? to stay under cover | true |
What do you call a jawa's favourite magician? houdini. | true |
Beatles photos: see rare images of the band from the new book 'with the beatles' | false |
10 reasons why handheld devices should be banned for children under the age of 12 | false |
What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? it was taken into custardy. | true |
Eric holder concerned foreign fighters in syria are working with yemenis | false |
I saw a russian eating a potato.. i said whoa! too soon. rip m. hedberg | true |
How the daily fantasy sports industry turns fans into suckers | false |
Former mayor accused of ordering attacks on 43 students breaks his silence | false |
Why is empire strikes back the best star wars movie? it's a perfect 5/7. | true |
Excel spreadsheet error, ha ha! lessons from the reinhart-rogoff controversy | false |
#presidenttrumpscabinet is a hilariously dark look into one possible future | false |
Meet the most indebted man in the world | false |
Civil rights leader john lewis warns against jeff sessions as attorney general | false |
28 outfit ideas... from 14 items of clothing (photos) | false |
Family recreates favorite photo as moving tribute to dying dog | false |
Erykah badu shares touching tribute to prince on facebook | false |
No more adult conversations, prayers or moments of silence | false |
Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? he had an antonym. | true |
We need more trans women represented in art history | false |
Fireball rips through siberian sky in brilliant display of light | false |
John kasich confronted over gop’s anti-gay stance during san francisco town hall | false |
Wanna see some black magic? sorry, i meant african american magic | true |
Adorable toddler nods off on toy train, misses her stop | false |
The 19 most stoner product ideas of all time (photos) | false |
Trump savaged online after john kelly reportedly called him an ‘idiot’ | false |
Canadian tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout | true |
Why did the condom fly across the room? because it was pissed off. | true |
Donald trump warns there could be riots if he isn't gop nominee | false |
Famous moms and kids who have starred in movies together | false |
A nutritionist's top menu picks from popular american chain restaurants | false |
The trickling down of washington discord: family life deeply affected | false |
There are two kinds of people: those who can count. | true |
Carrie fisher's best quotes about appearing in 'star wars' | false |
What does father christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? santa claustrophobia ! | true |
86-year-old photographer sues feds over massive 'suspicious activity' database | false |
(classic) just flew in from england and boy are my arms tired. (classic) | true |
-what should we call our band? -ponies! -dude, we're a heavy metal band. -satanic ponies! | true |
Mom opens up about why she was in denial about postpartum depression | false |
Right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth | true |
Why did the chicken double-cross the road? to change sides. | true |
Former sen. al d'amato kicked off jetblue flight after trying to lead passenger rebellion | false |
Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? it can only go to the fuchsia. | true |
Watch: from tree to table, a brooklyn designer in his studio | false |
Hear about the donald's high energy masturbation kit? tweezers and a magnifying glass. | true |
If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less. | true |
If you're not part of the solution... ... you are part of precipitate. | true |
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. | true |
My dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo | true |
Traffic pollution may hike heart disease risk, research shows | false |
What do you call patriotic pubes? a merkin. | true |
9/11 may have been an inside job.... but 7/11 was a part time one | true |
The man who invented autocorrect has died. restaurant in piece. | true |
Walmart cutting gas prices for cardholders through christmas eve | false |
What's al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets | true |
What's the difference between a woman with pms and a terrorist? you can negotiate with a terrorist. | true |
Hofesh shechter's 'untouchable' at the royal ballet, sandwiched by sturdy classics | false |
Chimp abandoned on island welcomes rescuers with open arms | false |
What do you call a football team full of retards? special teams. | true |
How ‘mudbound’ director dee rees convinced mary j. blige to join her cast | false |
Ellen degeneres has children's hospital room dedicated to jimmy kimmel's son | false |
11 new parenting 'lasts' that will make you cry | false |
Why militarization against melanin should matter to trans people | false |
How a style star accessorizes for a music festival | false |
I heard that a few of the /r/science mods also moderate /r/jokes... | true |
Donald trump suggests his social media megaphone is better than owning the new york times | false |
These 8 senate races are shaping up to be barnburners | false |
What kind of workout does bob the electrician do? circuit training. | true |
Kate middleton is the latest victim of harmful 'bump shaming' | false |
Francois hollande’s hairdresser earns a 6-figure salary. france is not happy. | false |
This student expertly schools her white male teacher on racism | false |
Neil gaiman will dramatically read dr. seuss if we raise $1 million for refugees | false |
Say what you want about cannibals but they have a great taste in people. | true |
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