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Will 2014 really be a 'new' new year? | false |
Dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns | false |
Watch this guy play out the entire 2017 oscars, impressions and all | false |
Donald trump in 'game of thrones' is exactly what westeros doesn't need | false |
April beaver, mom, hears deceased son's heartbeat again after organ donation (video) | false |
Why did the feminist sign up for football? she wanted to be the center of attention. | true |
Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? brown chicken brown cow.. | true |
Socks and sandals are like condoms there is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant | true |
Ah, breast cancer awareness month. if you know you have boobs, go get checked. you too ladies. | true |
What is the generic name for viagra? mycoxafloppin | true |
It's time to fix the climate -- why do we delay? | false |
Money men say, voters move over, it's not your election! | false |
Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he bites her finger, new york police say | false |
Ukulele virtuoso nails it with stirring rendition of 'america the beautiful' | false |
Marvin gaye clearly knew 'what's going on' in the style department (photo) | false |
What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? a minor minor miner | true |
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. | true |
What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? mount rushmore | true |
5 steps to make yourself miserable for the holidays | false |
Sheriff charged in real estate agent's shooting was 'practicing police tactics' | false |
7 passages by the new nobel prize winner, french novelist patrick modiano | false |
The gop response to roy moore mirrors its response to donald trump | false |
The black eyed peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music. | true |
You probably didn't hear the white house announced games at e3, too | false |
What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes? the posters. | true |
12 things to watch in the new hampshire primary | false |
If an atheist vegan does crossfit... which one do they talk about first? | true |
I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away! | true |
While you're thinking what to wear, i'm thinking how to take it off. | true |
A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate. | true |
Pill developed to fight measles passes key test in animals | false |
How the shape of your glass affects your drinking behavior | false |
Why was the young strawberry upset? cause his mom was in a jam. :( | true |
Katy perry wore a sports bra to a chanel dinner | false |
I use to bleach my bangs so i know about regret. | true |
Fire at washington state planned parenthood ruled arson | false |
New year baby names: unique ideas for january babies | false |
New u.s.-russia military talks seen on syria air safety | false |
Taylor swift sends love to a fan after emotional tumblr post | false |
Jay z confirms barneys collaboration is still on, but with a few conditions | false |
A guy walks into a bar........ wait for it........ ouch | true |
Kate upton's david yurman ads elevate her to gisele bundchen status (photos) | false |
What did the skim milk say to the farmer i will never be whole again. | true |
U.s. should talk to north korea's kim jong-un | false |
Only in ohio: unsigned band joins symphony orchestra | false |
Donald trump mocks and mimics hillary clinton's health episode | false |
I tried to shuffle a pile of ibuprofen i guess drug dealing just isn't for me. | true |
Man arrested for allegedly wielding samurai sword at apple store | false |
Ellen tears up when ashton kutcher donates $4 million to her wildlife fund | false |
My social outings consist of the maybe attending events i never attend on facebook. | true |
Olympic champion's grandma wins gold for her twitter game | false |
Wi gop begins retroactive decriminalization of scott walker fundraising | false |
A reddit mod walks into a jihad training camp... | true |
'imagine a future' documentary screened for 200 new orleans girls during essence festival | false |
Kremlin: we received trump tower email, did not respond | false |
What did the chicken do when it crossed the road got to the other side | true |
Wedding songs: twitterers reveal the most inappropriate wedding songs | false |
What's better than winning gold at the special olympics? not being retarded. | true |
Al michaels makes harvey weinstein joke in nfl telecast, regrets it | false |
Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than i do. | true |
Cohen denies report that mueller has evidence of secret prague trip | false |
Here's how these two moms created their beautiful family | false |
What does a mon calamari terrorist say? allahu ackbar! | true |
How to make a living as a drag queen | false |
Huffpost hill - turn off the tv, paul ryan would rather play uno | false |
New york fashion week 2012: thakoon fall 2012 (photos) | false |
Despite push for healthier options, restaurant meals stay same in calories and sodium | false |
8 foods that are totally worth the hype | false |
5 travel booking secrets that will help you score cheaper flights | false |
Starting the new year right with your teen | false |
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? the nobel prize in genetics. | true |
Rules of engagement: setting the stage for post-divorce dating with kids | false |
Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? because it has microwaves | true |
Greek pm tsipras lays out his case as the clock ticks on an eu bailout | false |
Did you hear about the mexican train robber he had loco motives | true |
What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming? | true |
God loves everyone you know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people. | true |
The house science committee doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter | false |
The nation is giving workers 4 months of paid parental leave | false |
What does santa call it when mrs. claus gives him road head? getting sleighed. | true |
If it ain't broke, i haven't borrowed it yet. | true |
Amy schumer opens up about man that tried to date her after criticizing her looks | false |
As i mentally undress you my ocd kicks in and i mentally fold all your clothes. | true |
What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? reload, take better aim. | true |
I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... but then i turned myself around. | true |
In aftermath of asiana crash, an insight into the intricacies of an approach | false |
Damn girl are you a rubik's cube? because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. | true |
Facebook defends its use of secret courts to handle sexual harassment cases | false |
See dick cheney and the white house react to 9/11 | false |
What do they call the fairy in the mexican version of peter pan? taco bell. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my tea hot with a splash of milk. | true |
What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby? | true |
I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly. | true |
What do you get if you cross socrates with a dentist? a flossopher! | true |
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. | true |
The ravens could have beat the bengals . . . in an elevator. | true |
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. you probably saw our posters. | true |
Why reddit is a murderer. because it killed me battery | true |
What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? shoot it in my mouth | true |
New report on ferguson is most thorough yet | false |
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