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Silent night, holy night, all is calm, corndog fight. | true |
8 london spots every harry potter fan has to see | false |
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef :-d | true |
The mafia hired me to clean recently i was a maid man | true |
There's 'not enough whiskey' to make sense of kiefer sutherland's country music video | false |
I sometimes send letters to my parents... they're nothing to write home about. | true |
I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. something doesn't quite add up. | true |
I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. we all have family for that.. | true |
John boyega rocks our world with these fine michael jackson moves | false |
How many ears does spock have? three. a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. | true |
Middle east and north africa: forcing china to revisit long-standing policies | false |
What's your favorite overlooked u.s. attraction?: round two | false |
Why you should care about the backlash against holiday creep | false |
We're loving all the head-to-toe black on instagram | false |
What do you call little kids in belgium? brusselsprouts | true |
If jesus is the lamb of god? does that mean mary had a little lamb? | true |
I saw my brothers mate yesterday... i said, you shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers! | true |
Misery loves company. but not you. even misery has standards. | true |
I just ate a salad that was so bad, nicolas cage is starring in a movie about it. | true |
Are you going to the egg freezing party? | false |
Two peanuts were walking down the street. and one was as-salted. | true |
My drug dealer is so funny always cracks me up | true |
$5.4 million in jewels recovered from paris hotel heist | false |
Buckle pup up with these pet travel safety tips | false |
Betsy devos just threw campus rape survivors under the school bus | false |
How to get it on while you're pregnant: an honest guide from parents | false |
Dianne feinstein not ready to oppose michael boggs, cites support in black community | false |
Why i won't donate to relief efforts for typhoon haiyan | false |
What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? a feminist. | true |
Halsey talks about endometriosis and freezing her eggs at 23 | false |
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? she was pretty ugly | true |
I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a lil. | true |
Had irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. was delicious! | true |
What do you call a confused asian? disoriental. | true |
Great... this guy double parked his porsche, and now i've got paint all in my keys. | true |
The country's least reasonable governor has a stunningly reasonable stance on supreme court vacancy | false |
Women are so desperate... 4 missed calls and 8 new text messages, calm the fuck down mother! | true |
You probably missed the troubling thing sean spicer said about lgbtq rights | false |
The moment when the national rifle association shot itself in the foot | false |
New study says glasses help with math. apparently they are good for davision | true |
Beset with domestic troubles, trump escapes to paris for talks with france's new leader | false |
The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you. | true |
I tried to stop cussing for like five months... but i said fuck it. | true |
My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only chinatown. | true |
What's a redditor's favorite food? copy pasta! ^^i'm ^^so ^^sorry | true |
Jeb bush's super pac blew through $116 million in failed effort | false |
I found the city in which cheese was first produced! it's from age! | true |
Why was the dildo company so successful? good product placement. | true |
Desperate children are at our border seeking asylum, immigration reform should allow them to stay | false |
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? a yardvark! | true |
Virginia needs gun laws that protect people not the nra | false |
This is how you make french fries epic | false |
Joe sent me to john this morning... boy was that meeting complete shit! | true |
Of course my clothes are on the floor. i'm a guy, that's where i hang them. | true |
What's something a third wave feminist can't take? a joke. | true |
Stage door: ute lemper sings love songs of pablo neruda | false |
Preschool and pre-k: are we sending our children to 'school' too soon? | false |
This photo of bruno mars celebrating 'versace on the floor' video is 24k gold | false |
Are you ready for your kid to google you? | false |
What do you call the first irish woman ever created? a mcrib | true |
What art of the deal? donald trump is all about the art of division | false |
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie | true |
Say what you want about north korea, but... something something /r/pyongyang | true |
Fewer young americans have full-time jobs now than last year (chart) | false |
Why i don't love surfing, but am awfully glad i tried | false |
Mommy? does barbie come with ken? no dear, she comes with g.i. joe, she fakes it with ken. | true |
Gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion | false |
Why doesn't reno jackson like torrenting? because he's always fighting pirates xd | true |
What does harry potter say after he purchases slaves? i expect to potter-own 'em. | true |
Rashida jones' band of outsiders ads are coolest thing we saw all week (photos) | false |
Philadelphia eagles sour on tebow, drop him from roster | false |
Facebook etiquette: thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post. | true |
Ricky martin intensifies call to action for puerto rico | false |
Lawsuit accusing hip hop producer russell simmons of rape dismissed | false |
Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? that'd be great. | true |
Trump campaign floats every defense in the book for second amendment fiasco | false |
What did mr. spock find in the toilet? the captains log | true |
Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? because they're stuck up cunts. | true |
What's bill clinton's favorite instrument to play? his whore monica. | true |
I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt. | true |
How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? fan-fucking-tastic! | true |
How art is crucial to understanding the human mind | false |
Fish tacos recipe with broccoli slaw and lime cream sauce | false |
Jonbenét ramsey’s brother opens up 20 years after his sister’s murder | false |
What's the definition of trust? two cannibals blowing each other. | true |
Did i tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand? it was fruitless. | true |
Geeze, how's all the news in nepal? it's really shaking me up! | true |
Evan rachel wood shared her harrowing story of abuse and assault with congress | false |
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with. | true |
Hugh hewitt: james comey shouldn't clear up email case if it clears hillary clinton | false |
I decided to write a joke about procrastination | true |
Super bowl 2012: computers predict that winner of giants vs. patriots will be... | false |
Tyga spotted stepping out with justin bieber's old flame in west hollywood | false |
Parenting after divorce: 13 ways to make conversations with your ex less stressful | false |
I got my car towed by a celebrity yesterday. i don't even have that big of a car. | true |
Nothing brings the gop together quite like hillary clinton | false |
What do a total bitch and her tampon have in common? nsfw they're both stuck-up cunts. | true |
What do you say to a jedi who stole your sicilian dessert? you owe me one cannoli. | true |
Did you hear the prince died in his recording studio? there was some dead air. | true |
Trump calls on clinton to release medical records, but won't release his tax returns | false |
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