text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
A portuguese, a greek, and a spaniard go into a brothel. who pays? germany. | true |
What do wolves even want from the moon? | true |
Nitrous oxide heart attack: study shows laughing gas doesn't pose risks for heart patients | false |
What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? homogenius | true |
Study: u.s. consumers to add $43.5 billion in credit card debt during 2012 | false |
Is your marketing old school? what about your customers? | false |
Tom brady has a lot to say about balls | false |
I use green hand soap because i like to imagine i just jerked off a leprechaun | true |
Roseanne barr says she’d be a better president than oprah | false |
16 kids who restored our faith in humanity in 2016 | false |
Confucious he say... man who fart in church, sit in his own pew... | true |
Marc ambinder's apology for politico magazine piece doesn't run in politico magazine | false |
Whenever i'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on. | true |
5 of the most complicated cocktails on the internet | false |
I threw a boomerang a few years ago i now live in constant fear | true |
Not talking about race is not helping any of us | false |
The real truth about 'boring' men -- and the women who live with them | false |
How adoption forces evangelicals to grapple with race relations | false |
Guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not? | false |
(nsfw) how much cum does a gay guy have? a buttload | true |
I really lack the words to compliment myself today. | true |
What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? | true |
What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? chicken ceasar salad. | true |
What did one tonsil say to the other? get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight! | true |
Illinois orders mandatory ebola quarantine for high-risk travelers | false |
Hayao miyazaki is coming out of retirement to make another film | false |
Best & worst beauty of the week: miley cyrus, britney spears, demi lovato and more (photos) | false |
Man shares baklava with airline passengers who profiled him | false |
'casting jonbenet' trailer is an uncanny mix of documentary and drama | false |
8 bold predictions for digital marketing in 2015 | false |
What's do you call a tampon tutorial? a demenstruation | true |
Angelina on the red carpet: 7 sensational style strategies that make her shine | false |
Gun-toting 'batman' caught on camera robbing dollar store | false |
This aggressive ad for trump's '90s game show seems just like his campaign | false |
What to expect: the early days of infancy | false |
I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. i usually ask those mendeleev. | true |
What type of music do they listen to in the czech republic? prague rock. | true |
Best & worst beauty of the week: emmy rossum, carmen electra, rita ora and more (photos) | false |
Lack of sound on chicago shooting tapes raises new suspicions | false |
Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning | true |
I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled! | true |
Where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? in iraq (a rack) | true |
Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year. | true |
How does the astronaut cut his hair? eclipse | true |
High school sweethearts share adorable prom and wedding day photos on reddit | false |
Donald trump uses another dog whistle attack to get out the vote | false |
Kentucky prosecutor basically confirms racial profiling in open court | false |
Bill nye slams ‘dingbats,’ says climate deniers are old and will soon be dead | false |
Arnold schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... he's an ex-terminator. | true |
Chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino | false |
Poll: one in 8 germans would join anti-muslim marches | false |
Valentine's day love with william and kate and other historic royal couples who are wildly in love | false |
What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? julius seizure | true |
*hits rock bottom* dwayne johnson: i have a boyfriend. | true |
Here's a photo of lebron james, david beckham and aaron rodgers | false |
Hodor joke (knock knock) who's there? hodor. hodor who? hodor. | true |
What do you call a female clown? a clunt. | true |
Why do chemists love bad jokes? their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions | true |
Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? he took one too many whisks. | true |
Facebook's trending news topics will now be automated | false |
I stopped drinking and sleeping around shit got too gonorreal | true |
Mubarak verdict fuels protests and mockery in egypt | false |
Why can't michael jackson play chess? because he's dead. | true |
Trump tweets he's a 'big fan' of intelligence as congress begins russia hacking probe | false |
Joe biden calls on bernie sanders to condemn backers' vicious attacks | false |
Iron man: the story of alex morse, a gay 22-year-old mayor in massachusetts | false |
What is the most obvious caretaker? it's a parent. | true |
North korea fires ballistic missile ahead of trump's meeting with chinese president | false |
I was only young when i learned to count. it was odd at first, even then. | true |
30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s | false |
The simple hair trick we have in common with kate middleton | false |
Getting up is only the second hardest thing in the morning. | true |
Jeff johnson wins republican primary to challenge minnesota governor mark dayton | false |
Betty shabazz at malcolm x's funeral: black history photo of the day (photo) | false |
Staging collapses on presidential hopeful carly fiorina at texas event | false |
What the hell is filipino food? here are the 7 dishes you need to know | false |
What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? basic training | true |
Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone | true |
You must conquer this feeling for work-life balance | false |
New model law in new york finally gives underage models legal protection | false |
Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda? | true |
Cake toppers: 12 most inappropriate wedding cake toppers | false |
Dnc: sanders campaign improperly accessed clinton voter data | false |
What did one triangle say to the other triangle? hey, we should get together and square dance! | true |
Stress response may help teens avoid car accidents | false |
This college program could completely revolutionize the workforce | false |
Asteroid 2013 et buzzes by earth during weekend replete with flybys | false |
Tamir rice, the loss of black innocence and the still urgent need for policing reform | false |
Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! | true |
This black protester powerfully speaks out against injustice on live tv | false |
How do stick men play fetch with their dog? | true |
Love and health: research examines love's impact on us | false |
Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson. | true |
{prison diary day 7} nobody is respecting the swear jar | true |
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? because he needed his space. | true |
What did luke skywalker say to his sister's bully? don't you leia finger on her | true |
Cleveland is prepping for clashes between police and protesters at gop convention | false |
Mom shares important reminder for stressed-out mothers everywhere | false |
Why are giraffe's necks so long? because their heads are so far away from their bodies! | true |
Shock me once, shame on you. shock me twice, that's just revolting. | true |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.