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George will trashes bill o'reilly: 'wise, he is not' | false |
I don't get people that talk to themselves | true |
Actor finds upper hand after having his fingers replaced with toes | false |
What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? my husband doesn't go to the circus | true |
You will give a damn about this history of swearing in film | false |
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? the wheelchair. | true |
Adriana lima's workout routine looks pretty scary to us (video) | false |
What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? a rotisserie chicken | true |
Britney marshall, british 14-year-old, urged to get breast implants by mother (photo) | false |
90% of the steps on my fibit are just me wandering around looking for my keys | true |
Monday's morning email: everything you need to know about the email october surprise | false |
German far-right leader accused of illegally hiring syrian refugee | false |
What's adrian peterson's favorite gaming system? nintendo switch | true |
What do you call two crows standing side by side? attempted murder. | true |
So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa? suffering? no, that's my last remaining pleasure! | true |
Donald trump is making it hard for santa claus to fulfill melania's christmas list | false |
Report card day: the only day where double d's are a bad thing. | true |
Pilot : you guys want to see a dead body? | true |
Pope francis to allow priests to forgive women who had abortions | false |
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it wouldn't come anyway. | true |
When an infant needs a heart transplant, a scarcity of organs compounds challenges | false |
Here's the problem... you've got a pokemon up there - me, as a proctologist | true |
Report: police have fatally shot close to 400 people this year | false |
I just pimped my car. now it has extra whorespower. | true |
You won’t even miss the meat with these delicious vegetarian sandwiches | false |
Forget the street photography gimmicks, concentrate on the image | false |
Why did the scarecrow get the nobel prize? he was out standing in his field. | true |
People who live in lego houses should not walk around without shoes. | true |
There are three types of people in the world... those that can count and those that can't. | true |
My boss told me to have a good day so i went home... | true |
How to honeymoon: a' la roma: part one | false |
Hidden cash millionaire is causing 'pandemonium' in los angeles | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 24 | false |
Wanted man: i'll turn myself in if police get 1000 facebook shares | false |
What did the raped dog said to the peta activist? thank god i am not an african kid. | true |
What's got no teeth and smells? the gearbox in the wife's car... | true |
The renewable energy genie is out of the bottle | false |
Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies | true |
Dave grohl wants to apologize to the world for ‘massive jerk’ trump | false |
Why did the cow explode? because it was a mooooooslim. | true |
11 things famous artists and cultural figures can teach you about creativity | false |
Two 7-year-old boys, two dramatically different news stories (video) | false |
Package thief gets a painful dose of instant karma, and it's all caught on video | false |
Did you guys hear that ellen degeneres died? yeah, they found her face down in ricki lake. | true |
These wacky facts about goats are a bleating good time | false |
Why l.a. reid places jay z in the same league as mandela and obama | false |
China to return seized u.s. drone, says u.s. 'hyping up' incident | false |
Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - apologies in advance to my coroner | true |
Happy valentines day. and merry christmas to ftd, hallmark and zales. | true |
What did mike tyson say when he saw mold? that's growth. | true |
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? he stole the show! | true |
When you lick the icing off a spoon... are you defrosting it? | true |
I was going to make a sheep joke but it just came out baaaaaaaad | true |
Coronal hole seen over sun's north pole by soho spacecraft | false |
*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times | true |
I can control sheep just by listening to them i herd it with my own ears | true |
Excuse me miss, you're a cat - a man who doesn't know how to cat call | true |
The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. | true |
Toms introduces boots that look a lot like uggs (photos) | false |
What did jay z call his girlfriend before they got married? his feyonce. | true |
Well, i've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'xl' and 'killing myself.' | true |
Trump responds to erroneous nbc report that feds tapped michael cohen's phone lines | false |
The dark secret of massive dairy farms, in one photo | false |
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? that's where you wash all your vegetables! | true |
Rob kardashian shares his first selfie in years on instagram | false |
I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people | true |
Lil jon had to tell trump why calling him an 'uncle tom' was not ok | false |
What did the calendar say to the wall-clock the moment it became june 1st? i am dismayed! | true |
It gets cold in alaska during the winter. juneau what i mean? | true |
Family awakened by 15 pounds of sausage crashing onto roof | false |
Whichever way ‘repeal and replace’ blows, pharma is due for windfall | false |
Gop operatives aren't so sure that trump even wants to win | false |
3-year-old: *dumps cheez-its on the floor* me: what are you doing?! 3-year-old: feeding the roomba. | true |
Johnny weir's outfit already won the super bowl | false |
Antigua, an idyllic island with a small hometown feel (photos) | false |
Q: how did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? a: with relish. | true |
American university puts fossil fuel industry over students | false |
Li hongfang, woman with facial tumors, pleads for acceptance (photo) | false |
‘stranger things’ fans will be able to visit the upside down irl | false |
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... i wanted my first time to be special. | true |
Un rights chief warns russia over aleppo airstrikes | false |
What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? poll dancing! | true |
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed! | true |
I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... but i need a line to finish it. | true |
What do you call an asian pothead? tao lee | true |
I struggle with an intense fear of becoming disabled it's crippling | true |
Here’s the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule | false |
Of course sir elton john's birthday party was an a-list affair | false |
What is white and twelve inches long? nothing | true |
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck its dick | true |
Cultural influencers share their favorite personal photos of 2012 | false |
Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests. | true |
Makeup remover wipes may be convenient... but are they bad for your skin? | false |
Duterte's lack of leadership is harming philippine interests | false |
Celebrating life in the midst of tragic, violent loss: a creative guide to healing | false |
Bollywood movies are so long... i started watching one in 2014 and it's just finished in 2015. | true |
Calling all minds: table talk with benjamin moe | false |
Ruth bader ginsburg has some great advice for dealing with rude comments | false |
You know what really gets my goat? chupacabras. | true |
5 ways to wear a beanie hat without trying too hard | false |
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