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The history of cell phones, as told through anna wintour's front row appearances | false |
Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? because you'd make a spectacle of yourself. | true |
The first million is the hardest - adolf hitler | true |
You can't run through a campground you can only ran, because it's past tents | true |
What do you call a cat in a blender? meow mix | true |
Ronda rousey's mother blasts her coach in brutal takedown | false |
What it's like to be a personal assistant to a kindergartner | false |
Hi guys it's my first time to post on reddit, what should i do? | true |
Mommy deerest: how cute little bambi drove me over the edge | false |
Kanye west explains the 'most inspiring thing' about donald trump in new video | false |
Inside the 'circular madness' that made the 'psycho' shower scene so terrifying | false |
A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... experts are saying he got molested. | true |
Does the tsa think you are stupid? (poll) | false |
Michael phelps teaches 7-month-old son boomer to swim underwater | false |
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? | true |
What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? how to finger a minor | true |
First spaceman: i'm hungry. second spaceman: so am i it must be launch time ! | true |
Whats the best way to get gum out of your hair. cancer | true |
And grandmother, what big thighs you have! *wolf just starts crying* | true |
A flyer says to another flyer: yo, wanna hang out tonight? the other one replies: brochure! | true |
Why do they keep making tvs thinner and thinner? to keep up with the content. | true |
Activists launch voter registration drive at 'black panther' screenings | false |
Pennsylvania governor rejects gop proposal for new congressional map | false |
How do you wear your life? #gucci, #gratitude | false |
I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back. | true |
Scatman john, the best cat man pet parody (video) | false |
Super bowl players don't know how many companies are in the s&p 500 (video) | false |
5 perfect quotes from hbo's 'girls' season 4, episode 2 | false |
'les miserables' wedding flash mob goes viral (video) | false |
Why dogs are called k9? because cats are k10 | true |
I was sober for 12 years... and then i turned 13. | true |
Nicole ferko puts off plans to become a nun to pay off student loans: report | false |
If you lie down on the floor in mcdonald's you get to meet the manager | true |
Fe fi fo fum bopomofo first time to make a joke; i tried. | true |
If i could see 5 years into the future... would i still have 2020 vision? | true |
This polo shirt has two buttoning options: uptight golf prick or disco chest hair. | true |
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick up your ass. | true |
How to light the off-grid world in a decade | false |
If donald trump and hillary clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? america | true |
Why conservatives should want to end the drug war | false |
Judge seeks criminal contempt charges against arizona sheriff joe arpaio | false |
Wait for me until i welcome: further reflections from an orthodox rabbi to his gay children | false |
What did the grape say when i stepped on it? nothing, but it gave up a little whine. | true |
Lance armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated. | true |
I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth. | true |
Who will win out between the millennials and boomers? | false |
Icymi: schizophrenia treatment in america and toddlers with guns | false |
National geographic everest photos capture experience of scaling great peak | false |
Brazil's dilma rousseff defends herself at impeachment trial | false |
Trayvon martin 7-eleven surveillance video shows slain teen shortly before he was killed | false |
These photos remind us that burkinis are an awesome expression of personal style | false |
Yolo joe: 11 reasons why biden should jump in already | false |
Musicians, fans mourn swedish dj avicii after his death at 28 | false |
Thank you for coming. it was mandatory. #corporateshows | true |
I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing) | true |
Why did the dead baby cross the road? i ve been practicing my drop kick | true |
Peyton manning will announce retirement on monday: reports | false |
What's a four letter word for a butt load of fun? anal | true |
Bride pride creators talk july 22nd event in provincetown (audio) | false |
Bernie sanders, top progressives announce new 'medicare for all' push | false |
Marco rubio, jeb bush lock horns on common core | false |
Smithfield makes move on market for pig-human transplants | false |
How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face | true |
Trevor noah has 1 serious question for trump's doctor | false |
Senate republicans reject trump's call to end the filibuster rule | false |
Game of thrones as a seinfeld sitcom (video) | false |
I just threw a snowball at a smart car and its airbags deployed | true |
Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? because they want us all under super-vision! | true |
Donald trump’s corporate support questioned by ironic source | false |
Black uva grads rally 100 alumni in charlottesville to support incoming students | false |
When you die, where does your dough go? | false |
Mae whitman is hot! (why it doesn't matter) | false |
An epidemic of questionable arrests by school police | false |
Interfaith clergy join forces to overturn north carolina's anti-lgbt legislation | false |
Chicken from china? why you should be worried | false |
The usb port on this cat doesn't work. | true |
Here's one reason that may explain the deafening silence on boko haram | false |
Why aren't sjw's allowed in the military? they are too trigger-happy. | true |
Jurors want guards in sheriff david clarke's jail charged in dehydration death | false |
Do you know what they did last summer? | false |
What are some useful hacks for beginning cooks who work during the day? | false |
'hulk' movie could happen after 'avengers 2' says marvel's kevin feige | false |
Traveling to montreal for the sake of a bagel (photos) | false |
6 things you wished you knew before your first kid | false |
Chelsea manning beauty exclusive: 'this is an expression of my humanity' | false |
Why the java programmer wear glasses? he couldn't c# | true |
Which part of the bible won't you find a black man? the book of job. | true |
So the doctor tells me i have cancer.... i said, that's nonsense, i'm a gemini. | true |
14 reasons why captain america: the winter soldier is the best pop movie of the year | false |
Wearing kids clothes: a surprisingly stylish benefit of being a petite woman | false |
What is something that tastes better than it smells? a tongue | true |
Who does a ghoul fall in love with? his ghoul friend. | true |
Msnbc anchor draws comparisons that make the story in ferguson seem even more shocking | false |
Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? because they always take things, literally. | true |
What do you call a pile of cats? a meow-tain. | true |
Did you hear about chris brown's latest hit? left hook. | true |
No thanks, i filled up on breadsticks. - eve to the serpent in the olive garden of eden | true |
Malia obama birthday: first daughter turns 14, her most stylish moments (photos) | false |
A strange sense of humor. surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly. | true |
Healthy new year's eve: 8 ways to celebrate | false |
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