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Watch this heroic waitress drag a monster goanna lizard from restaurant | false |
Northern ireland government tries to avert collapse after deputy leader's resignation | false |
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? bunny and clyde. | true |
What do elephants say as a compliment ? you look elephantastic ! | true |
60 minutes gets it right that sugar is addictive and may be killing you | false |
The last words of my gym teacher: all spears to me! | true |
Kids with illnesses express themselves in these personalized hospital gowns | false |
Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? to get a pabst smear. | true |
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? too many cheetahs! | true |
Delta comes for united airlines with sick 'leggings' burn on twitter | false |
Iranian man who hoped to reach australia dies near manus island detention center | false |
Jeb bush's welfare plan eliminates food stamps, housing assistance programs | false |
What's the difference between a refugee and e.t? e.t learned english and wanted to go home | true |
Why don't shrimp donate to charities? because they're shellfish. | true |
Never treat someone like coca-cola when they treat you like pepsi. | true |
I love to run. around the house. chasing my toddler. because she took my iced coffee. | true |
Once again! what does nonprofit board oversight mean? | false |
What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? a pool table | true |
9 summer dresses that are better from behind | false |
James corden asks what everyone wants to know about omarosa | false |
Chris christie leaves a trumpian legacy on climate change. but it won’t last. | false |
The seahawks' dj is hesitant to play future for obvious reasons | false |
What would be a good title for an indian porno? thank you, cum again | true |
Trump’s ‘who wants to be a secretary of state?’ enters third week | false |
It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep. | true |
I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... too bad my dreams were never too wild. | true |
How this 55-year-old widow plans to bounce back after the worst year of her life | false |
Wrestler mike parrow decided to come out as gay after conversion therapy | false |
Why do squirrels have bushy tails? to keep their nuts warm. | true |
According to webmd, given my symptoms, i died 9 years ago. | true |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gagging noise) my all time favorite joke. | true |
How academy award winner lupita nyong'o is making broadway history? | false |
Republicans craft health care plan to screw trump voters | false |
Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack. | true |
Sole russian track and field competitor suspended from olympic games: iaaf | false |
Algorithm word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did. | true |
Woman vs. sleep: 7 tips for regaining control of your bedtime | false |
Wrist computer: show me where hot dogs are. | true |
Why do elephants eat raw food ? because they don't know how to cook ! | true |
Service can unite us to fulfill dr. king's vision of a beloved community | false |
Life after long distance: is there happily ever after? | false |
'trans bodies, trans selves,' transgender resource guide, available in 2014 | false |
The recruitment of the yemeni children: a tragic story | false |
What do you call a joke without a punchline? | true |
As far as i can tell, a picture is basically just a way short video | true |
What it means when i say 'i've always felt like a woman' | false |
Candidates connecting with supporters, 10 seconds at a time | false |
To my wife and all nurses everywhere, thank you | false |
What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? a bald beagle! | true |
What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? an extramolestrial | true |
Trump blames clinton, obama for chaos in turkey and france | false |
Amy schumer goes full-on girl raunch on 'saturday night live' | false |
U.s. gas prices soar with drivers paying 20 cents more per gallon | false |
I met a girl with 12 nipples once... sounds funny dozen tit | true |
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. baa-dum-tsss. | true |
There is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike | true |
What does little finger call the entrance to his brothel? hodor. | true |
U.s. women’s ice hockey team crushes finland, heads to olympic finals | false |
The kind of person who has more sex will surprise you | false |
Black hole eats a star the size of our sun... and burps | false |
A flower ad perfectly captures how much strength it takes to be a mom | false |
How do you stop isis? leave some milk in the sun for a few days. | true |
I just heard about it and i totally think i am... what if i'm a hypochondriac? | true |
Bernie sanders spent $9 per vote in new york. trump? about 13 cents. | false |
What do you call a bear with no teeth? | true |
Wife: the two things i cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. husband: which is this? | true |
If your uncle jack, helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? | true |
What do you get when you mix red and yellow? trump | true |
Radio station blasted for 'babe bracket' that ranks female journalists on looks | false |
What do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry hahaha fuck you all | true |
How ancestry.com is quietly transforming itself into a medical research juggernaut | false |
Ranking the country's 15 best fast food desserts | false |
State of the union 2015: time, date, channels & everything else you need to know | false |
So samsung released a new knife! its brand new cutting-edge technology | true |
Are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now? | true |
My ipod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.. | true |
It's all but official: donald trump won't release his tax returns | false |
My parents are so proud of me! i won a math debate. | true |
Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife. | true |
What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake | true |
Hug? said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower | true |
Why did microsoft skip windows 9? because 7 - 8 - 9. | true |
Israeli school unites muslim, jewish and christian students with cerebral palsy | false |
Planetary nebula ngc 2392: the radiant death of a star (photo) | false |
What did the right nut say to the left nut? this guy in the middle thinks he's hard! | true |
A girl said.... todays jokes..a girl said trust me....lol | true |
Rappers tell fans: 'please find one child and mentor them' | false |
Why was the energizer bunny arrested? he got a battery charge. | true |
The five lessons divorced people learn about marriage | false |
Surfing in costa rica: riding the wave of life | false |
Damian lillard to make mom proud and graduate college | false |
Conservative republicans push for retreat on food stamp fight -- for now | false |
It ain't harassment if... her ass meant to be slapped | true |
What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth? i don't know, but if you see it, run! | true |
Denée benton, aka ruby on 'unreal,' is headed to broadway | false |
The tsa agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me nice penis. thank you, al qaeda! | true |
I like my women like i like my golf score mid-eighties and with slight handicap. | true |
Exercise makes you smarter, thanks to a common gene | false |
Pepsi logo timeline: the evolution of the company's brand | false |
This animated wwi doc illuminates the soul and spirit of the conflict | false |
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