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Republican grail of a balanced budget slips further away as deficit climbs | false |
20 cozy crock-pot soup recipes that cook themselves | false |
What advice does jay leno receive when sad? chin up pal. | true |
Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? nevermind, it's an inside joke. | true |
Gov. jerry brown pardons robert downey jr. for drug conviction that sent actor to prison | false |
Choir singing could help reduce anxiety, study finds | false |
What version of counter-strike do feminists get? counter-feminist: globally offended | true |
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? he sold his soul to santa | true |
What did the passive-aggressive raven say? nevermind, nevermind | true |
Accidentally ordered a large coke from mcdonalds. my smart car tipped over | true |
Q: what is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? a: it's all in the grip. | true |
Even conservatives think the u.s. is failing on day care support | false |
What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? an r key. | true |
Jesus walks into a bar just 12 waters please, while winking at his disciples. | true |
When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction! | true |
In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... shoot. | true |
Gwen ifill's funeral was a revival meeting for america | false |
What is the sun's favourite kind of food? sol food | true |
2 paedophiles on a beach. one says to the other.... can you get out of my son please? | true |
How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? fuck you! | true |
Why does snoopdogg carry an umbrella? fo' drizzle! | true |
Why did thor file a police report? because someone stole his thunder. | true |
'heathers' reboot series delayed in wake of parkland shooting | false |
Reince priebus defends trump statement on the holocaust | false |
Rare lynx wanders onto the slopes at colorado ski resort | false |
This genius travel hack will put your mind at ease on vacation | false |
Researchers discover intriguing link between magnesium and dementia | false |
Invest in the future, defeat malaria: my stroll with dr fatoumata nafo-traore | false |
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing. oceans can't talk | true |
He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers. | true |
Those who can't do, teach... and those who can't teach... (/spoiler) | true |
Hill harper: i'm really sad that floyd mayweather isn't fighting manny pacquiao: love of the game | false |
I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow i can't wait | true |
James comey reportedly asked for more money for russia probe before he was fired | false |
I love dating umpires. i always feel safe. | true |
Scary times call for a great president: paul krugman's defense of obama | false |
Do not use whoomp! there it is! unless it actually is there. | true |
Your mom is like a pile of bricks. constantly getting laid by mexicans. | true |
I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same. | true |
As wildfires rage, dogs seen protecting body of fawn | false |
Ben stiller's son breaks out his best 'blue steel' at 'zoolander 2' premiere | false |
Senate gop to own libs by taking health care from millions | false |
How did alien defeat predator? hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.. | true |
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't. | true |
There can be a beatles reunion!! all we need are 2 bullets. | true |
What actually happens when you 'throw a little gas' | false |
Mexican recipes: enchiladas, tacos, churros and more (photos) | false |
Texas puts an 'undue burden' on women's choice, abortion clinics tell supreme court | false |
My wife is so weird she starts every conversation with were you even listening to me? | true |
*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral* | true |
10 ways college grads can make their resumes stand out | false |
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how cinderella felt at midnight. | true |
If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... are you harming unarmed citizens? | true |
Sorry for writing i guess u moved on haha under that ultrasound photo of your baby. | true |
How do africans carry ebola? in large baskets balanced on top of their heads. | true |
Donald trump doesn't seem to know the meaning of sacrifice | false |
Doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine. | true |
How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? it's got a jewey caramel center. | true |
I cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me | true |
Orlando bloom's foot fetish has miranda kerr talking | false |
Gucci mane & marilyn manson team up for upcoming track 'fancy b-tch' | false |
Dear kelloggs, cereal that makes them go back to sleep. sincerely, tired parents | true |
My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my real ladder. | true |
Mom's cooking: share your best and worst memories | false |
7 iconic brands that just vanished: 24/7 wall st. | false |
What to do when a midlife crisis is a major splurge | false |
Elon musk just dropped another hint that tesla may take on uber | false |
Two men walk into a bar. the third one should've seen it coming. | true |
Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? it always spoils the got. | true |
How do you know you've found christopher walken's house? it has a recognizable gait | true |
What language do they speak in cuba ? cubic ! | true |
Watch: e3 brings the console wars to la | false |
My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar. | true |
Gene wilder calls tim burton's willy wonka an 'insult' in 2013 interview | false |
Omg this actually works! 1. hold breath 5 mins 2. die | true |
Q: did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? a: it has great food, but no atmosphere. | true |
Today morning when i was driving my ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :) | true |
What does the russian president enjoy having on his fries? putine... | true |
The business of boxing: what i learned from mayweather | false |
Rinku sen: as people of color, we're not all in the same boat | false |
The man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him. | true |
What obama's new move on guns does for domestic violence survivors | false |
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? i don't know and i don't care | true |
The san diego beach that swallowed up my family | false |
Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'cause i wore the wrong pair of socks this morning. | true |
Building a child's self esteem on stage and off | false |
Scott disick is reportedly dating a kendall jenner doppelgänger | false |
Pasta fix: what to do when you overcook your noodles | false |
These two men share the beautiful story of how their family was created | false |
Sometimes i like to run through the street making super mario sound effects. | true |
I once dated a dyslexic woman. i took her home and she cooked my sock. | true |
What's the most logical country? and or a | true |
Why can't cats live on mars ? because curiosity kills the cat. | true |
I asked a cute statistician if i could get her phone number. she said probably not. | true |
No one freak out, but we're going to talk about veal recipes (photos) | false |
Heidi klum facing backlash over 'redface' photo shoot | false |
Thousands attend mass by pope francis as storms strike the philippines | false |
Donnie yen doesn't want to play 'another stereotypical chinese martial-arts man' | false |
How do you call 5 black people having sex? threesome. | true |
Voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites | false |
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