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These jewish kids met santa and they were pretty unimpressed | false |
What not to say when someone opens up about his or her mental illness | false |
A rock and roll tour of los angeles (photos) | false |
What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party? a cold shoulder | true |
Disney introduces first polynesian princess: meet moana waialiki! | false |
Why kids feel like they are starring in 'the hunger games' | false |
Listen to katy perry's new single for a smorgasbord of awkward food euphemisms | false |
What do you call a starving german woman faminenazi | true |
'i hate girls' note from groom's 6-year-old self makes the perfect wedding gift (photo) | false |
Don't celebrate trump's daca court loss too early, advocates warn | false |
App neutrality should be part of the net neutrality discussion | false |
On the grounds of floriade, the willowman lives in his art (photos) | false |
No need to sacrifice the planet's arteries to save her lungs | false |
The 3 keys to building immediate rapport in a job interview | false |
What do japanese men do when they have an erection? they vote. | true |
What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? an instagator! | true |
Kelly clarkson wedding dress featured in engagement photo? | false |
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador. | true |
I'm not an observant jew. you might even say i'm an oblivious jew. | true |
How do you make the spying nsa frustrated? | true |
What's the difference between a tiger woods and santa claus? santa stops at 3 ho's | true |
1 year after obamacare repeal vote, gop has largely dropped the cause | false |
If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.. | true |
Kermit the frog's best advice for a happy life | false |
How do magicians retire? they seem to just disappear. | true |
Simple truths: we will only win this - and other conflicts - with allies on the ground | false |
Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted. | true |
My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night... dark. | true |
Catholic women react to pope francis's latest initiative for women | false |
So my friend greg recently changed his name to gregory. i swear to god he's gonna re-greg it. | true |
Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on. | true |
The moment this boy reunited with his lost puppy will make you melt | false |
Why are the people of saudi arabia always behind the times? because they live under iraq. | true |
8 overused real estate terms that have us rolling our eyes | false |
Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed? | true |
If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice? a canopy. | true |
Mrs. bigger had a baby. which one was bigger? the baby. it was a little bigger. | true |
Facebook will allow 900 million people to keep messages secret | false |
Where is our dependency on hook-up apps taking us? | false |
Huffpollster: voters split on whether supreme court vacancy should be filled this year | false |
Water fountains are great for when i want to know what your building tastes like. | true |
These cities may be small, but they have something to brag about | false |
I like my women like i like my tea. in a bag, underwater. | true |
I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years i didn't want to interrupt her. | true |
Plot twist: two birds kill you with one stone. | true |
The spellbinding bond to narcissists and psychopaths – what's happening in the brain? | false |
Weight loss success: caroline jhingory challenged herself with exercise and lost 150 pounds | false |
Trump is like a racehorse.... if it aint running, it's just an ass. | true |
What kind of coffee do the islamists hate the most ? french press | true |
Here's why spring is the best season to fall in love | false |
What the buddha might say to deepak chopra | false |
Essence festival 2013 empowerment experience: laz alonzo, chef roble ali get candid on sex & love | false |
Why did god create women? to carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. | true |
'harry potter' fans are having way too much fun with the word 'wand' | false |
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? a fair cop ! | true |
Ufc fighter comes to injured 6-year-old's rescue after hiking fall | false |
I think my washing machine used to belong to usain bolt. it has a setting for fast coloureds. | true |
7 weird things that could be damaging your skin | false |
Could the japanese make better whisky than the scots? | false |
Radio flyer's 100-year anniversary ad is jam-packed with nostalgia | false |
I'm in a long-distance relationship my girlfriend lives in the future. | true |
59 baby name ideas for parents who love 'parks and recreation' | false |
Elijah wood and toby mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic | true |
Barber promises kid free haircuts for life -- in return for good grades | false |
My dog minton just ate my shuttle cock. bad minton. | true |
What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? a girl. | true |
11 spontaneous doodles to inspire your next creative endeavor | false |
Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? the cereal aisle | true |
Sally field's simple white dress at the 1980 oscars (photos) | false |
So what is this st.patrick's day nonsense all about anyway? | false |
North korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy. | true |
I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer they were unlaced, and i still got high as heel... | true |
Just had curried pelican for lunch... not bad, but the bill was enormous. | true |
Why you'll more productive as a digital nomad | false |
Sometimes i say big words, even when i don't know what they mean they make me sound photosynthesis. | true |
Donald trump just launched a war on whistleblowers | false |
What is pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? no strings attached. | true |
What's a clowns favorite thing to do? children | true |
Joint chiefs chairman calls for guantanamo closure, calling it a 'psychological scar' | false |
Mars meteorite: tissint, space rock that hit moroccan desert, to be auctioned sunday | false |
What do men and women have in common? both need some tissues after watching a good movie. | true |
5 tips for recently married or divorced taxpayers with a name change | false |
I tried to have a conversation with a rock. it was hard. | true |
Paris metro, london tube and other mass transit signs around the world | false |
This yoplait ad goes out to every mom who's been judged | false |
Analysis of the electoral data in nigeria's 2015 presidential elections | false |
What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
Why wasn't boy george any good at english? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon. | true |
With the ides of march around the corner remember to stab your salad 23 times | true |
Jobs requiring chinese: so you want to work in chinese? | false |
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? a retail store. | true |
It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an american apparel ad. | true |
What animals are poor dancers? four-legged ones because they have two left feet. | true |
If you ever get cold just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees. | true |
Aziz ansari pays tribute to 'parks & rec' producer harris wittels | false |
Why was the pepsi crying while lifting weights? because he was soda-pressing | true |
Women in england are hos! they've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips. | true |
I wonder if the pope has any pets... yeah they are called altar boys. | true |
Why couldn't the mod get into the club? he never got banned. | true |
Friendly advice: don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. even if she is the good kind of fat. | true |
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