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Yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra | true |
What do you call the worst dr. who graduated from the worst med school? dr. | true |
Homemade gift ideas: fabric scrap keychains perfect for secret santa, stocking stuffers | false |
You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it. | true |
Mom accused of injecting feces into cancer-afflicted son’s iv bag | false |
Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car. | true |
Why do russian cars have such a bad rep? because they're always stalin. | true |
Long island middle school bans balls to protect from injuries | false |
Immigration concerns continue to dominate brexit debate as referendum approaches | false |
What did nietzsche call his yiddish cab driver? an uber mensche. | true |
New york tech scene rising: ny tech meetup | false |
Sharp and short! **husband** : i love you! **wife** : not today! | true |
My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred a perfect ten, but imaginary | true |
Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? it scares their seeing-eye dog. | true |
What does the sargeant of the knowledge division always tell his troops to get? in formation | true |
Facebook: hate people you've met. twitter: love people you haven't. | true |
Nicholas kirkwood spring 2013 shoes made me lose my cool (photos) | false |
I once had sex on a camping trip... it was fucking in-tents | true |
The wall street journal admits it has a gender problem, pledges to fix it | false |
Five low-tech ways manufacturers can make guns safer | false |
Q: why do blondes have orgasms? a: so they know when to stop having sex. | true |
Stephen colbert happily takes trump's challenge to 'say it to my face' | false |
A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. his karma ran over a dogma. | true |
Texas becomes first state to support donald trump's travel ban in court | false |
Smithsonian t. rex: rare dinosaur skeleton headed for d.c.'s national museum of natural history | false |
Paris couture looks you should not try at home (photos) | false |
Gay marriage options prompt some long-term couples to split | false |
Drake releases 'we made it' freestyle over soulja boy track | false |
Nsfw what is little, red and crawling up a womans leg? a failed abortion with homesickness. | true |
As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors | true |
What is a rapper's favorite tea? black boo-tea | true |
What do you call 40 mexicans standing in your yard holding hands? spicket fence. | true |
What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? any-cock'll-doooooo! | true |
7 experts to read on the desperate health crisis in syria | false |
What do you call a cheap circumcision a rip off. | true |
Chad palmer, georgia deputy sheriff, suspended after dressing in blackface with inmate stripes | false |
What ship will never set sail for op? | true |
What's the highest rated hotel in the world? aushwitz, 6 million stars. | true |
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -it was a clear day | true |
Male makeup isn't such a strange concept anymore, study says | false |
New stereotype i just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at costco | true |
The thunder finally made the great warriors feel pretty bummed in game 3 | false |
What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror? | true |
Coach affiliated with usa water polo charged with sexually abusing underage athletes | false |
Target pajama recall: children's two-piece pajama sets recalled due to flammability violation | false |
Court ruling may force trump to admit the number of refugees obama wanted | false |
Have you heard the news about bismuth? he recently came out as bi. | true |
There's two types of people. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. | true |
I am writing my first buddhist musical, hello dalai... lama. | true |
‘spoiling the belly’: the dangers of backstreet abortions in liberia | false |
Senate dems try to shift focus from syrian refugees by backing visa waiver limits | false |
I hate pillow talk when i sleep alone. it just gets me down. | true |
Pennsylvania's only latina lawmaker gets cut off arguing against english-only bill | false |
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? they take things literally | true |
What does hillary clinton do when she sees a sniper in bosnia? ducks on the ground | true |
Edgy knock knock joke knock knock. who's there? the pilot. let me in | true |
Why are penguins socially awkward? because they can't break the ice. | true |
7 lessons i've learnt traveling solo as a hijabi | false |
I'm thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time | true |
Why this third-party candidate could spell trouble for donald trump in utah | false |
Tyra banks gives us some richard branson halloween realness | false |
Puerto rico electric power authority cancels whitefish energy deal | false |
Knock knock -who's there? allah. -allah who? ( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enx.jpg) | true |
Yawning is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining | true |
You know who does see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? trevor in human resources. | true |
My girlfriend called me a pedophile that's a big word for a 12 year old | true |
'rapebait' frat encouraged sexual violence among members: lawsuit | false |
What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business :d edit: sorry, i'm not sorry | true |
Vegetarians are not happy about the uk's new animal fat-filled money | false |
These cheeky marc jacobs hats let you protest donald trump in style | false |
If my memory serves me, the last time i was someone's type, i was donating blood. | true |
Grammar: the difference between feeling you're nuts, and feeling your nuts. | true |
Oh, the carnage! ferrari gets crunched in mr. magoo-style parking job | false |
Recognize the importance (and beauty) of h2o in honor of world water day | false |
Christina aguilera slays your faves with cover of john lennon's 'mother' | false |
How my former teachers in ohio voted on legalizing pot, i bet | false |
Big banks settle with new york state over private chat logs | false |
What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? they're both old. | true |
Marlins' dee gordon hits magical lead-off homer in first game since fernandez's death | false |
Why i'm making my husband miss the super bowl (sort of) | false |
I like my coffee like an excellent slave black! | true |
I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers... he's in denial. | true |
When people tell me, it's easy as pi i tell them that they're being irrational | true |
The fanning sisters' campaign for j.estina is stylish, grown up (photo) | false |
State trooper kills unarmed suspect as he attempts to flee, police say | false |
Cma awards 2012: see taylor swift, carrie underwood & all the red carpet looks! (photos) | false |
Rebecca taylor reissues kate middleton suit due to popular demand (photos) | false |
My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse. he's such a massagynist. | true |
4.6 million snapchat accounts leaked after startup brushed off security concern | false |
The daily show with jon stewart takes down child labor on tobacco farms | false |
Sandra bullock donates $1 million to hurricane harvey relief efforts | false |
At my new job i have 500 people under me. i mow grass at a cemetery. | true |
What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? a joint effort! | true |
Got chores? there's a vintage 1980s atari app for that | false |
I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first. | true |
What question must always be answered yes? what does y-e-s spell? | true |
Indiana to test donald trump’s staying power with evangelicals | false |
Become conscious of when you're out of your truth | false |
What's the one knot i can tie with my butt? a noose | true |
What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? a creme-filled donut. | true |
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