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I asked for your advice but now i'm angry with you because i don't like your advice. | true |
Q: what do you say to an alien with two heads? a: hello. hello. | true |
How many ears does mr. spock have? three. one left ear, one right ear, and a final front-ear. | true |
The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid... | true |
Why you should do the 'impossible' (and how, because i know it's hard) | false |
What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person? | true |
We won't know we've truly made it as a society until computers in movies stop making beeping noises | true |
What does a vulcan lawnmower need to function? a spock plug. | true |
The real cinnamon challenge: 5 unexpected uses for the spice (photos) | false |
Sia's new music video stars the next maddie ziegler | false |
I'm not sure if i actually have free time or there are things i'm forgetting to do. | true |
Metallic heels top our accessories of the week (photos) | false |
Former dnc officials sound off on the democratic party's future | false |
Speaker at donald trump rally jokes about hillary clinton being a b***h | false |
The dnc candidates get that the party messed up the 2016 primary | false |
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? it was too tired... | true |
What do you call a bald porcupine? pointless! | true |
Have uou ever played the michael brown drinking game? you just stand there and take 8 shots | true |
My superpower is turning never again to ok, one more time | true |
Even prehistoric people liked to drink and do drugs | false |
Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive... | true |
Ben affleck accepts award with scribbles on his hands (photos) | false |
Republicans show no signs they’re ready to break with trump as scandals pile up | false |
Stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles | false |
What do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational | true |
*buys world map* *pins map to wall* *promises to visit wherever dart lands* *throws dart at fridge* | true |
Tuesday's morning email: what's next in the bombing investigation | false |
Two italians are arguing they just keep saying you wanna pizza me?! | true |
Mayoral candidate follows up climate change skepticism with green energy pledge | false |
9/11 jokes aren't funny... my dad died on 9/11. i still remember his last words allahu akbar. | true |
What do you call a slave snickers bar sniggers | true |
Police officials tell congress encryption hurts their ability to fight crime | false |
Reddit, mozilla and others rally anti-nsa protesters on- and offline for 4th of july | false |
Remember when trump said mexico would pay for his border wall? twitter does. | false |
That new show, black-ish just started airing in korea. it's called brackish. | true |
My girlfriend said she needs time and distance does that mean she is calculating velocity? | true |
Trump officially gets his first 2020 presidential challenger | false |
A major gun control group wants you to watch the virginia shooting video | false |
Obama has tied reagan in public opinion polls | false |
University of missouri starts reviewing demands from student activists | false |
What do you call a burden of a bookstore a liabilitirary *say it out loud* | true |
Why did the bee get married? he found his honey! | true |
How to clean soap scum with cooking spray | false |
Neighbor- person next door neigh! brrrr!! - cold horse :( | true |
Estranged mom and daughter reunite, but will mom get sober? | false |
There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...because only 90's kids will remember | true |
Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? arse-on. **cough cough** i'll see my way out. | true |
A faster than light neutrino! knock knock! who's there? new. new who? | true |
Epa chief pruitt’s halloween trick will scare the health out of you | false |
Racism test- what do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot of course. | true |
Cute kid note of the day: the daddy trofy | false |
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. recieding hare line. | true |
Heard prince changed his name... ...to, the artist formerly known as alive. | true |
Farming may have started way earlier than scientists thought | false |
Warmth in architecture: why grand central station loves us and penn station could care less | false |
Angelina jolie to teach course on ending violence against women in conflict | false |
Back in 1990, george michael already saw a glaring problem with the modern media | false |
Steve king’s anti-immigrant comments aren’t new. but his support in the white house is. | false |
Airbnb offers free housing to immigrants and refugees affected by trump's ban | false |
Debbie wasserman schultz: 'i shouldn't have used the words i used' | false |
Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack. | true |
Iris apfel: 'i'm not an empty-headed fashionista' (video) | false |
They now have an italian airline that flies out of genoa. it's called genitalia. | true |
White house: deportations will 'prevent crime before it happens' | false |
#sleeprevolution college tour gets students thinking about zzzs | false |
What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? that was your fault!!! | true |
Seth rogen charges macklemore with anti-semitism, but fails to see the issues in his own film | false |
Beating death of transgender man in vermont homeless camp leads to arrests | false |
Why prepaid cards and gift cards are not the same | false |
This perfume could make you smell just like a comet | false |
Have i been shadow banned? nevermind, turns out my comments just suck. | true |
Did you hear isis secretly makes sex toys? they specialise in blow up dolls | true |
What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? a fowl ball! | true |
Less sedentary activity could help keep diabetes risk low | false |
What do you call a mexican who has his mondeo stolen? carlos | true |
Why we should value (but not worship) reason | false |
Sleeping homeless man set on fire with fireworks | false |
14 trips to take from new york city on a long weekend | false |
How to make your favorite thanksgiving dishes healthier | false |
2 dead in gaza during anti-israel 'day of rage' | false |
Amy, deaf mother, hears her 6-year-old son say 'hi, mom!' for the first time (video) | false |
Why you should go to maui this christmas | false |
White ex-police chief who killed unarmed black man avoids jail time | false |
Doctor told me i need glasses. so i'm having several tonite. | true |
How did the farmer find his girlfriend? he tractor! | true |
If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant | true |
Megyn kelly pushes ted cruz on debate demand: 'how would it work?' | false |
I like my women how i like my toll pass funded and mounted | true |
Yes, the legendary 'grey gardens' estate is for rent this summer (photos) | false |
Tim kaine says trump refusing to concede the election would be 'irrelevant' | false |
Populist cleric muqtada al-sadr likely to win iraq's parliamentary election | false |
Cruz soars to front of the pack in iowa poll | false |
You look good have you been working out yeah | true |
Orbital sciences rocket launch delayed because of winds at nasa's wallops flight facility | false |
Hug the future: hour of the wolf movie review of tomorrowland | false |
Gin and tonic taste test: do expensive brands make a difference? | false |
What's the length of the world's smalest possible sea creature a planckton unit | true |
What's brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? dr. dre | true |
Vegas golden knights retire jersey no. 58 to honor victims of last year's mass shooting | false |
I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked. | true |
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