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What do you call a skinny feminist... photoshopped | true |
The 5 nba rookies you need to watch this season | false |
Found this joke on the internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor wasn't that funny. | true |
Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time? america just did. | true |
What gets wetter the more you dry it? a woman with a towel fetish | true |
Arianna schools trevor noah on the sleep revolution | false |
Tuna comments what do tuna fish say pussy tastes like? | true |
How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? he found a lump on his testicle. | true |
Even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement | false |
8 life lessons you can learn from bruce springsteen | false |
Shooting suspect sued another newsroom for racism, claimed he was called a 'monkey' | false |
Trump plans to steal the spotlight back with cabinet announcements | false |
What has four legs and can fly? two birds! | true |
Moldovan presidential candidate criticized for being a single woman | false |
The paris climate deal is president obama’s biggest accomplishment | false |
15 phrases that will change your life in 2015 | false |
Jared kushner was 'agitated, infuriated' at meeting with russians focused on adoptions | false |
Girls only date me to further their careers... damn archeologists and paleontologists! | true |
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-ino | true |
People don't really care who you are until you lick their face | true |
Eating champ matt stonie consumes sick amount of cereal | false |
Rock and roll hall of fame to induct tupac shakur | false |
Americans are divided on the best way to keep the country safe | false |
New international greenhouse gas limits are progress, but don't go far enough | false |
How do you pick up women in waco, texas? with a dustbuster. | true |
I like my women, like i like my coffee with cream in it | true |
Mcdonald's server's porcelain doll look has diners lovin' it | false |
I can't believe the toronto maple leafs even have a website they can't even put three w's together! | true |
Many americans don’t think twitter is an effective form of presidential communication | false |
A dog limps into a bar... and says i'm looking for the man who shot my paw. | true |
Jimmy fallon gets super competitive playing 'mario kart' with nascar stars | false |
A man sells his parachute... the man yells parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! | true |
How do you troll an archaeologist? give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from. | true |
Why your child’s public tantrum is good for all of us | false |
Ground zero greek orthodox church begins rebuilding, 13 years after 9/11 attack | false |
How do you make a witch pregnant? fuck her! | true |
America's best small towns to visit in 2013, according to smithsonian magazine (photos) | false |
How did princess aurora catch her prince? she became a sleeper agent | true |
My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. oh no, is carrey ok? | true |
Two guys walked into a bar.. you would think one of them would of ducked! | true |
New rule: you're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it. | true |
Look at me don't look at me - cleavage | true |
I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised. | true |
Henry david thoreau’s views of 19th-century media resonate today | false |
Three mistakes of my life : wtf (whatsapp twitter facebook) | true |
What type of car did yoda eat? a bmw i8 | true |
What do you call a really nice retard? a sweet potato | true |
Are you from boston? because you're the bomb... | true |
I got my first blow job today it sucked | true |
I had an idea for a british st:tng spinoff it's called queue. | true |
The 8 looks we editors want from new york fashion week fall 2014 (photos) | false |
#janetjacksonappreciationday takes over twitter ahead of super bowl | false |
Bryan cranston steals the show in james corden's spoof kanye west soap opera | false |
What's the difference between a hummer and a cactus? a cactus has all the pricks on the outside. | true |
New york fashion week's most over-the-top beauty: smurf hair, face paint and more (photos) | false |
This is no place for memorials, petitions, or any of that emotional shit. | true |
Venus williams style evolution: serving fashion from the tennis court to the runway (photos) | false |
Does sleeping on your side cause wrinkles? beauty myth or not? | false |
Syrian children laugh and play during the ceasefire | false |
5 ways working moms can get the best sleep ever | false |
When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable | true |
Want less stress and more happiness? get 'fat' | false |
Why do australians always win 4d chess? double check, mate | true |
Nunes to hannity: i had an 'obligation' to tell trump about surveillance claims | false |
Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well. | true |
We don't have mistletoe at christmas so we just kiss under the influence. | true |
The anti-muslim extremists steve bannon thinks are experts on islam | false |
Taylor swift shut down hollywood boulevard last night | false |
12 dead, dozens injured after london apartment complex consumed by flames | false |
Knock knock. who's there? irish jew, amalie. amalie who? irish jew amalie-christmas | true |
Someone stole a ton of very, very valuable bull semen | false |
Boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans | true |
Theaster gates wants to turn former chicago police station into art center | false |
I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar! | true |
Q: what was the real purpose of bill's college visit to moscow? a: to study economics. | true |
London just became a disney wonderland, thanks to these creative cutouts | false |
How your credit card can help you save on summer travel | false |
How does donald trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? juan by juan | true |
What's another word for a face tattoo? an everlasting jobstopper. | true |
How do you make a plumber sad? you tell him that the princess is in another castle. | true |
Make librarians cry by calling it a book museum while taking pictures with your ipad. | true |
Supreme court rejects obamacare lawsuit, preserving insurance for millions | false |
Why flea markets aren't just for early birds: arrive late, and get great deals on vintage treasures | false |
Here's what could be hiding in your tampon | false |
Vans, converse and other flat shoes for when you don't feel like wearing high heels (photos) | false |
How the orlando attack could mark a shift for gay muslims | false |
Multiple victims hospitalized after powerful explosion rips through minnesota building | false |
It's all about 'survival' for this groundbreaking modern artist | false |
Marines to 1,100 endangered desert tortoises: move out | false |
How come oysters never donate to charity? they are all shellfish. | true |
President trump compliments kim jong un, makes case for north korean nukes | false |
As a queer kid in rural france, this writer was subjected to extreme violence | false |
What do you call the memory of a camping trip? past tents | true |
How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? about 8000 | true |
Some mornings i just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth. | true |
The downside of dvr is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago | true |
What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? depth perception. | true |
Syria-bound russian military jet crashes, killing all 92 on board | false |
Will this 140-foot cross bring hope to pakistan's christians? | false |
When chuck norris went to find bigfoot, bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck | true |
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