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Love is a lot like algebra... you look at your x and try to figure out y. | true |
I hope my tombstone reads: matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets. | true |
Why did adrian peterson beat his son? because it's easier than beating new england. | true |
My science test was like jesus and the cross... i fucking nailed it. ok, i'll go now. | true |
Which is an islamic trait? a.heading b.heading c.heading | true |
The gentleman's vintage show delivers carefully curated clothing culled from around the country | false |
Meet the texas lawmaker fighting for queer youth (and everyone else) | false |
What happens when you drive an expensive german luxury car into a tree your mercedes bends | true |
Nautical stripes help puerto rican culture sail off the island | false |
11 of the most stunning aerial safaris in africa | false |
Autism, air pollution link confirmed by first national study | false |
Keira knightley's wedding will be small, actress says | false |
Wsj: it can be tough out there for a family making $400,000 a year | false |
How is the elevator business? oh, it has its up and downs... | true |
How our editors 'nail it' during new york fashion week | false |
Two guys walk into a bar... the third guy ducks. | true |
In-laws and marriage study: son-in-law key to lasting marriage | false |
Republicans own the supreme court for another generation | false |
Only thing i iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks | true |
What illness do you diagnose a sick ass online bowling player with? e-bowla! | true |
Tom brady will be suspended from his balls | true |
Polyamorous attorney agrees scotus decision could lead to group marriage | false |
Dating tip: you never want to seem too easy! so set up a date and never show up. | true |
What is obama's least favorite christmas carol? let it snowden. | true |
What is something long and hard that a polish bride gets on her wedding day? a last name. | true |
9 jokes that will make you love gabriel iglesias even more | false |
I once met a guy who had a law fetish. he got off on a technicality. | true |
My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now i hate my parents for not calling me shark | true |
Kim kardashian makes rare appearance to give friend’s baby boys a ‘first kiss' | false |
Surgeon general: climate change is a 'serious, immediate and global threat to human health' | false |
Category 5 cyclone pummels pacific island nation of vanuatu | false |
7 facts that bring order to the madness of 'alice's adventures in wonderland' | false |
Jimmy fallon and mayor bloomberg talk 2014 on 'weekend update' with seth meyers | false |
When the bride doesn't wear white -- and neither does anyone else | false |
Pinata maker apologizes for hanging black figures in the likeness of lynchings | false |
It's so hot outside! i'm sweating like jessica simpson in a spelling bee! | true |
How do you blind a chinese man? lay floss over their eyes | true |
Jimmy fallon and kevin bacon spoof the beach boys' 'fun, fun, fun' | false |
Poll shows we want those dna breakthroughs but worry scientists may be 'playing god' | false |
Homemade apple pie candy apple recipe will blow your mind | false |
My girlfriend just became a porn star she's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out. | true |
A senate campaign interlude with friends, family and the president | false |
How many black people does it take to start a riot? one less than before | true |
How do you get off a non-stop flight? | true |
What do we want? an endless supply of milk when do we want it? cow | true |
Chris masters, former wwe star, saves mom from burning house | false |
What does the aardvark call his dog? aard-bark! | true |
Jaime lannister doesn't want us to look back and realize we're 'f**ked' | false |
With north korea, a military option means nuclear war | false |
You gotta love north korea especially if you're a north korean | true |
Something has to change and it must start here -- with you and with me | false |
All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts. | true |
My heart is breaking as daughter heads off to college! | false |
How a german car factory inspired the creators of 'westworld' | false |
What do you call a bug on the moon? a lunatic! (luna-tick) | true |
In netflix's spotty 'the discovery,' rooney mara and jason segel glimpse the afterlife | false |
My story of surviving 40 years with hiv | false |
Classified ad exchange reminds us that strangers can kind of be the best | false |
I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. how do you like your eggs? i like mine *fertilised*. | true |
I'm a pastor, and donald trump's america scares the crap out of me | false |
What joke is the darkest? fire away please! i want to hear it all! | true |
2 gay men open up about alleged torture in chechnya | false |
What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? no thanks, i'm stuffed. | true |
How do you add up a mountain? you summit. | true |
Why did sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms or legs. | true |
What did the baby milk say to his older sister? you're spoiled! | true |
3 ways money management tools can simplify your life | false |
How do the muslims like their eggs cooked? sunni side up. i know this is a shiite joke. | true |
Lupita nyong'o covers new york magazine's spring fashion issue, looks stunning as usual | false |
Canada wildfire growing as weather heats up, escape convoy underway | false |
Why this preschool just wrote goldman sachs a check | false |
Why does the vanu sovereignty hate plastic bags? they keep terran. | true |
Q: what do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? a: milk and quackers. | true |
Ex-nfl player who 'begged' for a job allegedly signs with jets' practice squad | false |
Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? that's the spirit! | true |
What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? ask your parents. | true |
Dame dash is disappointed in cousin stacey dash for black history month comments | false |
How to make abc kitchen's butternut squash on toast | false |
Where will chinese investors go?: u.s. policy may force many to go to australia and britain | false |
What do you get if you cross a boxer and a pug? a pugilist! | true |
What was the name of the lumberjack in al-quaida? osama-been-loggin' | true |
I bet if jesus had turned water into vodka. the bible would've been a lot more interesting. | true |
'green orchard' home will completely change your mind about sustainable design (photos) | false |
How does a chinese cat say hello? mi hao. | true |
How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? do it with sas. | true |
What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine? | true |
John oliver fears for his green card status under donald trump | false |
What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? crackula | true |
So, chris christie is no longer a candidate for this sought-after post | false |
Kangaroo dog uses her small town fame for an awesome reason | false |
Chick-fil-a's growing valet service brings parents and kids to the table | false |
God doesn't close a door without opening a window. god's house must be drafty as fuck. | true |
Why cant you email a photo to a jedi? because attachments are forbidden. | true |
A very pixelated loch ness monster showed up at my door... he said imma need about 8-bitty. | true |
Why did the fish not get accepted into college? his grades were below sea level | true |
My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday unfortunately he was a great conductor. | true |
Patricia arquette: my dream for a more equal world | false |
Silversea cruise crash: cruise ship reportedly collides with container ship | false |
Chuck norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. | true |
Always dreaming wins kentucky derby on sloppy track | false |
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