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What's the difference between jews and boy scouts? boy scouts get to leave the camp. | true |
Tata mundra: world bank group's guide to breaking your own rules | false |
What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? starchy and husk | true |
Democratic voters pour cash into kansas special election while national party stays away | false |
Samantha bee blasts 'putin's sweaty sack-cradler' donald trump | false |
So how do i take the gum out of my hair? cancer. | true |
Ebola highly unlikely to become airborne, top scientist says | false |
Food-based tourism is on the rise, thanks to our eating-obsessed culture | false |
What is a zombie's favorite cereal? raisin brain. | true |
Gorsuch and rbg - the new 'odd couple'? | false |
Why you should watch these animal cams right now | false |
Waiter! what's this fly doing in my soup?!? same thing that bag is doing in your tea. | true |
Why does santa claus like to go down the chimney? because it soots him! beat that!! | true |
Trump voters need good economic policy, not empathy | false |
I've always thought i'm pretty hot probably has something to do with my dad always calling me sun | true |
How does bob marley like his donuts? after a couple of spliffs. | true |
Why are mushrooms small? because there isn't mush-room. | true |
Emilia clarke reveals 'game of thrones' season 6 is its most shocking yet | false |
Trump's pick for deputy budget director: islam is 'a deficient theology' | false |
I was raping a women may night when.., she said think of her children kinky bitch! | true |
I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! especially that ending, what a twist. | true |
Camp unites israeli, palestinian kids in shared love of soccer as tensions persist in gaza | false |
El paso is fighting to reclaim the border’s soul | false |
What does the train say as its heading toward auschwitz? jew-jew! | true |
New york fashion week: marc jacobs' grunge collection and more memorable moments (video) | false |
I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... i came upon it by accident. | true |
Really, nobody in america won last night. the mega millions jackpot went up to $63 million. | true |
What are your thoughts on trump’s first 100 days in office? | false |
I need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me? | false |
10 reasons you should always ask for the window seat | false |
Rita ora's hair is a total throwback (photos) | false |
Green lantern that name has a nice ring to it | true |
Come january, women could be running the western world | false |
What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? get a broom. | true |
Addicted to facebook? nlp tips for cutting back on social media | false |
Meatless monday: the joy, the soy, the (sub-)culture of tempeh | false |
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? he worked it out with a pencil. ;) | true |
What did hitler say when 7 ate 9? neinnn!! | true |
*at a restaurant* don't be awkward, don't be awkward waitress: how's the food? me: yes | true |
Here is president obama's 2016 march madness bracket | false |
Healthy snacks for kids? blended fruit pouches aren't 'as perfect as they seem' | false |
Deleted scene from 'the gift' revisits gordo the weirdo's infatuation | false |
If a well endowed woman works at hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work? ihop | true |
A lot of beautiful women have told me that i am a looker... and that i should stop. | true |
Elizabeth warren on cfpb clash: trump keeps choosing 'big banks' over 'working families' | false |
I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. onions was always my favorite dog... | true |
Publisher and two secular writers hacked to death in bangladesh | false |
This powerful artwork will move you to make a difference | false |
Britney spears responds to vegas lip-syncing rumors: 'i'm definitely going to be singing live' | false |
Emma stone wedding officiant: star marries her publicist, director | false |
You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume. | true |
Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly? so he could look at others' faces. | true |
How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes. | true |
The world's ultimate 'ski-cations': exploring the coolest winter retreats | false |
What did the medieval gynecologist say to his patients? at your cervix, m'lady | true |
Media figures who typically sympathize with trump express outrage over syria strikes | false |
This mom judging your messy apartment really hits home | false |
Your best response to sandy hook shootings can be saving others | false |
What's long, hard, and fucks old people? osteoporosis | true |
Analysis: north korea gives donald trump a nuclear crisis from hell | false |
How do you catch a tame rabbit? the tame way -- unique up on him. | true |
What kind of math do feminists study ? triggernometry | true |
Why it's time to turn the workplace inside out | false |
3 steps to rekindle the passion in your job | false |
Celebrities react as donald trump becomes president of the united states | false |
Nintendo's new smartphone game is a trippy dollhouse | false |
What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? a lightbulb. | true |
Chrissy teigen roasts john legend over that 'la la land' oscar loss | false |
What's the best thing about oral sex? the 5 minutes of peace and quiet! | true |
How to use distractions to help your meditation | false |
Watch: the worst flop ever in a sport you wouldn't expect | false |
North korea threatens retaliation after south korean warning shots | false |
Eddie lacy doesn't think about his team's nfc championship loss to seattle | false |
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. | true |
Pope francis praises u.s.-cuba detente as model for world | false |
Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch. | true |
Teacher jokes teacher if cannot is short for cannot. what is dont short for? pupil. doughnut. | true |
Too many kids crying. i'm never having kids.i'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already. | true |
Why don't black people pay rent? because jail is free. | true |
Afraid she wouldn't see her 40th birthday, eve parker lost 150 pounds | false |
Why were there balloons in the bathroom? there was a birthday potty. | true |
Why jamie dimon has a better prognosis than owners of closely held businesses | false |
A fish swims into a brick wall... damn. | true |
What it's really like to be youtube star 'my cupcake addiction' | false |
I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist. | true |
Fake death marriage proposal: alexey bykov faked his own death to propose | false |
Oh... i didn't tell you... then it must be none of your business... | true |
Teacher: what's 2 and 2 pupil: 4 teacher: that's good pupil: good ? that's perfect ! | true |
India's gay prince opens his palace to vulnerable lgbtq people | false |
Miranda kerr sizzles in silver and looks kind of familiar | false |
Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? the meal would fallout of flavor. | true |
'black panther' director ryan coogler pens letter of gratitude to fans | false |
I created a new joke and a new word today plagiarism | true |
What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest? atrophy! | true |
Student killed in accidental shooting at alabama school: report | false |
A halloween buffet: a scary food tour of the world | false |
Every cookie recipe you'll ever need (and then some) | false |
What do you call it when two female spies fall in love? lesbianage | true |
Pilot captures crazy-surreal photo series by basically just sticking his camera out the cockpit | false |
Wanna drink like a famous person this weekend? mix up some 'funky juice' like tina fey. | false |
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