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Former ohio rep. james traficant dies after accident | false |
I did everything you're not supposed to do when your kid hurts themselves | false |
Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys. | true |
What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful they get vlasic surgery | true |
Why did americans go to the moon? they heard indians had land there. | true |
Han solo had a much cooler older brother called drum | true |
Look: sleep-deprived teens are more likely to engage in these risky behaviors | false |
Demi lovato expertly slams the shame surrounding mental illness | false |
How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? let the hungry eat the unemployed. | true |
A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: why the long face? | true |
How are women like 90 degrees? they're always right. | true |
Buying art abroad is fun, bringing it home may not be | false |
Japanese prime minister shinzo abe dresses up as super mario in wonderfully bizarre olympic finale | false |
A car pool is an extravagant waste of water. | true |
Blonde joke nurse, could you please take mr. oliver's pulse? why? doesn't he have one of his own? | true |
Longest married couple almost didn't get hitched (video) | false |
Kristen stewart's year in sheer, short and cropped outfits (photos) | false |
15 tips to prepare for big and small security threats | false |
Cooking off the cuff: vegetables with pasta again! (artichokes never get old) | false |
My reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook... | true |
36 hours in the desert of west texas | false |
Did the depressed rope maker succeed? sadly, he did knot. | true |
Officials search for cause of russian plane crash over egypt's sinai | false |
What ‘i have a dream' looks like to detroit artists | false |
What's the difference between men and government bonds? bonds mature. | true |
Frankly i find fassion shows to be haughty couture | true |
Amazon's jeff bezos is still the world's best ceo by one measure | false |
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? you can't take a joke.... | true |
A school for strippers: the abc's of stripping (nsfw photos) | false |
Proof that victoria's secret models take the ultimate selfies | false |
Why is it difficult to make fun of the large hadron collider? because it's hard to discern. | true |
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? it's not hard! | true |
Using the right innovation tool for the right innovation job | false |
Artist reimagines the fantastic origins of vintage wwi-era photos | false |
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down. | true |
The mashed potato recipes you want and need | false |
Marriage scam: 'ricki lake show' guest talks fraudulent marriage (video) | false |
Why do bicycles fall over? because they are two tired. | true |
What the contents of your purse say about you | false |
If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule | true |
The message queer people of color need to hear about relationships | false |
Lgbtq storytellers like dustin lance black are helping shape our future | false |
Watch kelly ripa bring the house down at the glaad awards | false |
What is rickon stark's favourite band? one direction | true |
What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;) | true |
I can see myself going up in the world... the mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny. | true |
The go-go's make colorful '80s makeup cool (photo) | false |
Someone needs to tell madonna you can't call it girls gone wild when you're a 100. | true |
Trojan condoms is on a national consent campaign on college campuses | false |
Trump white house finally confronts a scandal it can’t quash with an ‘alternative fact' | false |
What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary? ...high definition | true |
The coffee and mortality connection: too much coffee can be serious | false |
Golf balls in hash browns prompt food recall | false |
Dea blasted for stonewalling probe on opioid pill dumping | false |
I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. because i am not a doctor. | true |
Family finds frozen kitten and nurses him back to life | false |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to have sex with your mom. | true |
What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? a vacuum cleaner. | true |
Caroline myss talks living life to the fullest in origin magazine (photo) | false |
Don't you just hate it when the person you're facebook-stalking never updates anything. | true |
Know your heart and your pacemaker now and forever | false |
Girl, are you sodium hydroxide? cause you basic. | true |
You know what sounds sexy? six women... dozen tit. | true |
Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? currant affairs | true |
Get rid of sweat stains forever with a little baking soda | false |
What do you call 0.33333333333 of a shit? a turd. | true |
Kim kardashian dines with andre leon talley at paris fashion week (photos) | false |
The mcrib is back. because you're getting new underwear for christmas anyway. | true |
My last job was circumcising elephants the pay wasn't great but the tips were huge. | true |
I bought an extension ladder from a recovering alcoholic on craigslist... but it only has 12 steps! | true |
A man walks into a bar. he then says ouch. | true |
I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. i'd consider myself a flosserpher. | true |
What it will take to put the cuffs on trump | false |
What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers | true |
Jesse williams has a gif for every situation in hilarious 'funny or die' video | false |
Hurricane sandy baby: abby wellington gives birth to baby henley by candlelight in bathroom | false |
You won't want to 'look away' from this adorable little elvis fan (video) | false |
South dakota high school principal injured in school shooting | false |
What do you call the mexican version of the nsa? jalapeno business........... | true |
Year-old son of corrections officer shot dead by sister | false |
3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. | true |
I went to the zoo today. the only animal they had was a dog. it was a shitzu. | true |
Drop everything: prince george and princess charlotte have arrived in canada | false |
Viola davis on the lifelong impact sexual violence has on women | false |
Police officer and toddler take cutest #twinning photo | false |
Q.what are the worst six years in a blonde's life? a: third grade. | true |
'bowie' the baby penguin is adorable tribute to late legendary star | false |
Nate berkus and jeremiah brent reportedly planning spring 2014 wedding | false |
Did you hear about the statistician's party? the dress code was causal. | true |
The best nail polish colors for tanned skin (photos) | false |
Chuck schumer warns gop not to change the rules to confirm neil gorsuch | false |
Why couldn't the bike stand up? it was two tired | true |
World cerebral palsy day 2013: moms speak out about lack of research | false |
Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? they are always looking for a tight seal. | true |
*opens new donut shop called the gym* you're welcome. | true |
Going beyond the numbers: strengthening company culture by leveraging diversity and inclusion | false |
I forgot the joke about the jonestown massacre. all i remember is that the punchline killed | true |
Donald trump says obama, clinton the 'founder' and 'co-founder' of isis | false |
Starting mammograms at age 40 would save the most lives | false |
I sleep with my glasses on so i can dream up smart shit. | true |
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