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If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut. | true |
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company | true |
Why do mermaids wear sea shells? because their boobs are too big for b-shells! | true |
I read a book on anti-gravity... i couldn't put it down. | true |
Maureen walsh, republican state representative, embraces gay marriage | false |
Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon. | true |
Maker's mark reduces alcohol content to stretch low supply | false |
There are three kinds of people in this world people who know math and people who don't. | true |
American anxiety: why we're such a nervous nation (video) | false |
Whose son was edward the black prince ? old king coal ! | true |
This foundation is using meditation to bring baltimore together amid riots | false |
News: trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees fahrenheit. | true |
Madonna on her parenting skills: 'i need to be a tougher mom' | false |
My czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess. | true |
Virginia democrat slams republican opponent for assisting job-killing companies | false |
Dispatch from ethiopia: curse of the church forests | false |
Cooking off the cuff: smoky, minty eggplant – with dates! – for a spiced duck dinner | false |
I tried to purchase some camouflage clothes but i just couldn't see myself in them. | true |
What's the difference between men and pigs? pigs don't turn into men when they drink. | true |
Put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit? | true |
Mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme | false |
Post-divorce friendships: can they last once the divorce is finalized? | false |
Family demands answers after their muslim son was found hanged in the woods | false |
Pollution kills 1.7 million children every year, who says | false |
5 spring looks for less: can you guess which item is high and which is low? (quiz) | false |
Your data for black friday and cyber monday deals | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee, quiet. | true |
What is mike tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear? thort thorts. | true |
I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... then it hit me. | true |
It takes just 4 charts to show a big part of what's wrong with congress | false |
Hyperrealist artist painted eyes until he got really, really good at it | false |
When i grow up when i grow up i want to be like prince... dead. | true |
What do you call meat on the back of a cow? aspergers | true |
I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming i just don't like you. | true |
Panic about transgender people in bathrooms echoes logic on racial segregation | false |
The lost children of alexander the great: a journey to the pagan kalash people of pakistan | false |
What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? bison. | true |
6 republicans who said they oppose arctic refuge drilling just voted to allow it | false |
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? ow, mitosis! | true |
4th of july 2012: a look at first ladies' best independence day outfits over the years (photos) | false |
4 ridiculously healthy (and delicious!) pizzas for your super bowl party | false |
Can we stop calling it 'breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now' | true |
Compelling discussion about addiction: 'pain is part of being alive' | false |
The earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters | true |
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? they can stick to the subject! | true |
What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp | true |
Remove dark wood furniture scratches with coffee grounds (photos) | false |
What do kids need to know about race? | false |
The bible running on the history channel is like dragons running on animal planet. | true |
How long will a brain-dead person's body keep working? | false |
Rob reiner on the middle-age love story 'and so it goes' | false |
No kids by choice: tracking the evolution of social change | false |
Miley cyrus takes to twitter following billy ray cyrus' divorce announcement | false |
Trump super pac strategist says there is an 'otherness' to obama | false |
Revealing the name brands behind trader joe's food, round 2 (taste test) | false |
Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle arrr, it's driving me nuts! | true |
Why didn't barbie get pregnant? because ken 'came' in another box! | true |
Tammy cooper, texas mom, arrested for letting kids play outside unsupervised (video) | false |
Strife in jerusalem: fears of popular revolts bring israel and arabs together | false |
A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate | true |
Ask noah: the dangers of a good time | false |
I give up drinking for good. ... ... ... now, i drink for evil. | true |
How do you keep brown bears off your property? build a wall | true |
What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? clearly short handed. | true |
Paris hilton dressed up as a sexy bunny for halloween | false |
What's black and white and red all over? schindler's list | true |
Your name is jeff with a g? jeffg? ok | true |
White house open to gas tax hike to pay for infrastructure upgrades | false |
Why intimacy is the secret key to health | false |
Keeping jobs in the united states; start leading by example | false |
Men with shaved heads appear more dominant, study finds | false |
Everything you know about beauty may be wrong | false |
What did the clock do after the good meal? he went back four seconds. | true |
What did the horny dog say to the girl dog? do you like it ruff? | true |
How will you teach your child morality without religion? | false |
White supremacist found guilty in charlottesville beating of black man | false |
Good cop: book 'em. illiterate cop: i'll just wait for the movie. | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank the coffee before it was cool... | true |
F. scott fitzgerald and hollywood: writing for the movies, 1937-1940 | false |
Dad attends his 10-year-old daughter's 'wedding' from hospital bed (video) | false |
Bill maher says socialism created america's successful middle class | false |
So, why do you want to be a doctor? because i can never be patient. | true |
These ramen noodles taste like payday is next friday. | true |
Babies waiting for dad to come home is adorable x 1,000,000 (video) | false |
You know you're getting old when a fart throws out your back | true |
Louis c.k. begs you not to vote for donald trump | false |
What do you call a black woman in space? an astronaut, you douchebag. | true |
What's the internal temperature of a ton-ton? lukewarm. | true |
*knocks over the 17 starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, hello? | true |
Kelly wearstler's most frequently used curse word is 'f--k' | false |
You know who the real winner is today? the guy who sells i voted stickers. | true |
Dispatch: 'growing a new america: detox diet, the future of food, and how to be happy and healthy' | false |
Kellyanne conway says she never uses the term 'fake news.' but she has. | false |
Beating your wife isn't a joke it's a punchline. | true |
Those days i only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two. | true |
I like my women how i like my pudding. with their tops off and my penis in them. | true |
Participating in medical studies to pay the bills | false |
When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger a minor, you could get arrested. | true |
Maximize your distraction: 3 criteria for wasting time on the web | false |
Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? neither did he. | true |
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