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Emmy winner leah remini jokingly forgives mom for getting her into 'a cult' | false |
Jessica simpson, mariah carey and other celebrities show us why earmuffs are the way to go (photos) | false |
How robert and rebekah mercer bought a huge stake in ‘populism’ | false |
Celebrity divorce: 5 celebs whose splits were anything but ‘amicable' | false |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? it's fine, he woke up. | true |
Drake's dad just released a music video and damn, it's smooth | false |
Man convicted of pushing wife from rocky mountain cliff on anniversary | false |
What's 12 inches long and makes women scream at night? cot death. | true |
Female democrats say down-ballot republicans are taking cues from donald trump with sexist ads | false |
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick into a girls ass. | true |
What would you call a superhero with down's syndrome? ultra downy | true |
Two unstoppable sisters fought for 'greater light' in nantucket | false |
What did the umpire say when randy johnson hit a bird with his pitch? fowl ball. | true |
I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking elmo. | true |
What time did sean connery arrive at wimbledon ? *...tennish...* | true |
Celebrity divorce: what did these celeb couples fight over in their splits? (photos) | false |
Tlc sets airdate for child sex abuse documentary prompted by duggars | false |
Man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say | false |
Adventure travel to exotic destinations for a swim this summer | false |
Bread goes in, toast comes out. explain that, atheists! | true |
Wednesday's morning email: why nearly 200 congressional democrats are suing trump | false |
Terrence mcnally's valentine to the pearl theater company | false |
Nirvana jennette, mom forced out of church for breastfeeding, aims to change georgia law | false |
5 sexy nail lacquers to rock this fall | false |
Synonym rolls... just like grammar used to make. | true |
What do you say to a lawyer with a iq less than 50? good morning your honor! | true |
Misanthropy i joined the local misanthropes society but none of the other members like me. | true |
Facebook is pretty much the wal-mart of the internet. | true |
Banc pentru stefan i: de ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? r: era genius | true |
How do you confuse a jew? put the bacon on sale for half-off. | true |
News ways to dress to impress in 2013 | false |
I love it when a girl takes control. birth control specifically. | true |
In first vote, columbia college students back fossil fuel divestment | false |
Why can't , melons get married? because they cantaloupe. | true |
Why do they call it a chicken coupe? if it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan. | true |
Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns. | true |
Kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music | false |
The resume secret it takes a lifetime to learn | false |
How to live this year as if it were your last | false |
What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream in the oven sorry | true |
What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? a condescending con descending | true |
Cathedrals, palaces, towers: a full day in paris | false |
If pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of progress? | true |
Fcc wants to fine google $25k for wifi investigation delays | false |
Now? not yet. now? not quite. *car approaches* now? now. -deer crossing the road | true |
What these 13 may day activists want trump to know about immigrants | false |
How the changing marketplace of food and supplies is saving lives | false |
Rocker slash says he's a total pushover father | false |
Army helicopter crashes in rural tennessee, killing 2 fort campbell pilots | false |
3 top tips for turning a former flame into a friend | false |
I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself | true |
Once upon a time is a brilliant series | true |
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? he's breathing. | true |
My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and i said, no. | true |
Daniel holtzclaw's victims say their lives are forever changed | false |
Lending discrimination: black borrowers face higher hurdles, study shows | false |
Jim mcdermott midterm election results: mcdermott defeats republican challenger | false |
An appeal to bill and melinda gates for your help in raising healthy children | false |
Cook these 7 recipes on sunday, and feed yourself all week | false |
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? not bad! | true |
Bette midler to return to broadway in 'hello, dolly!' | false |
Are chemicals making you sick? the hidden health problem of chemical sensitivity | false |
Your next exotic destination you had no idea about | false |
How come ambassadors never get sick? they have diplomatic immunity. | true |
As u.s. closes borders, thousands of haitian refugees trapped in mexico lose hope | false |
Two police officers killed in palm springs, california shooting | false |
I childproofed the house... but they still get in! | true |
Texas town's '0.5k' fun run is a cakewalk even for the lazy | false |
What did batman say to robin before he got in the car? robin, get in the car. | true |
What's white on top and black on bottom? society. whats black on top and white on bottom? rape. | true |
A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy. | true |
What's a zombie's morning routine? shit, shower, grave. | true |
What would people call ryan lochte if he went to jail? ryan locht-up | true |
Teacher cut off woman's hair during hug: cops | false |
I am aging as gracefully as a banana | true |
Akon says his bid to restore puerto rico’s power was rejected | false |
Did i buy my son's phone for me or for him? | false |
7 indispensable tips for the ultimate new year's eve cocktail party | false |
Despite trump's dig, the media did go 'into the winds' of hurricane harvey | false |
Have a sweet new year with less sugar | false |
These tiny, super-realistic paintings are even better than emojis | false |
There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. he gives me the willies. | true |
Are queer youth more likely to do things that could cause cancer? | false |
My friend fell into the gelatto machine. ice creamed in terror. | true |
Barbara bush in 'failing health,' won't seek more medical treatment | false |
Q)what is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? a)cat-a-rekt! | true |
Danish police confirm headless torso found at sea belongs to missing journalist | false |
Teens take politicians to court over climate change | false |
Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow. | true |
Home care bridging generations: invite a young person to visit | false |
University of minnesota football team to boycott over suspensions | false |
Where did hitler keep his armies? in his sleevies. ^^^^sorry | true |
What kind of pee comes out your butt? poo pee. | true |
What's the biggest lie of the election? voting machines aren't hackable. | true |
You can idolize anything... you just have to put your mind into it. | true |
'in love dying': red hot chili peppers' new eight-minute track | false |
Shiner bock: texas' favorite beer and oldest independent brewery | false |
11 contemporary baroque still lifes that will lure you to the dark side | false |
Pitti uomo day 2: reinventing pucci, garden parties and the luxury of things | false |
Who is the best jewish cook in the world? hitler | true |
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