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Mitch mcconnell says americans won't tolerate democrats blocking supreme court nominations | false |
Merry divorce? why it's so hard to call it quits during the holidays | false |
Who wants a piece of me?!? - jesus, at the first communion. | true |
What did david do when he hand all his bones removed nothing. | true |
Trump's dr. oz appearance will be a complete joke | false |
What's better than bringing home a gold for your country? | false |
Childhood obesity: not just waitin' on the world to change | false |
The madness of a white man's revenge is a tale as old as time | false |
Adele vogue cover has finally come true (photo) | false |
Simone manuel wins a silver medal in the 50-meter freestyle | false |
Williams sonoma thief david muscat stole $200k from garden city store | false |
What do you a call tree sex? a treesome... | true |
Reddit will end with not a bang, but a pao. | true |
Conan heads to haiti to mercilessly mock donald trump | false |
I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... but then it became clear to me. | true |
Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule dubreak, dubai. | true |
Family travel: 12 must haves for traveling with kids | false |
I told my dad to do a magic trick so he disappeared forever | true |
One eskimo said to the other, where is your mother from? the second eskimo says alaska. | true |
Frank ocean releases first solo music since 'blonde' and 'endless' | false |
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at christmas? santa jaws. | true |
You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking bert's side over ernie's. | true |
A computer once beat me at chess. but it was no match for me at kickboxing. | true |
What is the real value of the great barrier reef? | false |
This vogue ball reimagining of 'cell block tango' will have you gagging | false |
What sound does a turkey now make? coup. | true |
Yo momma so fat... she is geographically bipolar. | true |
What do you get when someone sexts you? naughtyfications | true |
Nok air flight attendants: airline looking for young females, friendly, with no braces | false |
Supermodel maggie rizer claims united airlines killed her dog | false |
I really, really need to stop eating clocks it is very time consuming | true |
Last night i met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first. | true |
Does racism still exist? let's go to this panel of white people to find out. | true |
I mean i'm fine but not as fine as you, sup? | true |
Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles? | true |
Why did the bicycle fall down? because it was too tired | true |
Same-sex wedding: gay couple weds at nyc comic book store | false |
Is anyone going to tell america's funniest home videos about youtube? | true |
New york to pay $4.5 million to settle police killing lawsuit | false |
Ebola worry grows, but most are confident u.s. can avoid a large outbreak | false |
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck its dick. | true |
Brexit is like traffic rest of the eu is right even if the british left. | true |
'my super sweet 16' is returning to mtv | false |
Lindsey buckingham goes his own way from fleetwood mac | false |
Nra says bump stocks should be 'subject to additional regulations' | false |
Wonder how many novels stephen king wrote this morning. | true |
What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? gotham | true |
What type of skiing do jews prefer? shlalom | true |
I tell my kids that mean people suck | false |
My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk. | true |
Why did adele cross the road? because she wanted to | true |
Gary johnson is unqualified. here's why i just voted for him | false |
Huffpost hill - wilbur ross' maid somehow trump's only nomination casualty | false |
Hit me, said the masochist. no, said the sadist | true |
Whats the best part about dating a black girl? you rarely have to meet their dad. | true |
5 crazy things not even pilots will not tell you about airplane 'safety' | false |
What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? amazon' | true |
So i asked my dad, what was on grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm? probably a tumor. | true |
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....) | true |
What i learned about dating from mom and dad | false |
Spotify failed miserably at trying to predict the 2015 vma winners | false |
Wwii prisoner of war responds to donald trump in powerful hillary clinton video | false |
What does the number 3 have in common with a tumbler user? they both can't even. | true |
5 healthy eating habits to adopt this year | false |
It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet | true |
Justin luke zirilli talks new book the gay gospel and lgbt equality (audio) | false |
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 17: smart moves -- exercise intelligently | false |
Bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration | false |
How the wicked wanderlust can ruin your life | false |
What do you call a sad ent? mourning wood. | true |
Want to hear a joke about jonestown? i'd tell you but the punchline is too long. | true |
Why are we not holding trump accountable for allegedly abusing women? | false |
What do you call an emo vegetable? a despair-agus | true |
Donald trump agrees to pay $25 million to settle trump university fraud cases | false |
Why the huffington post is going on a sleep tour on college campuses | false |
Why are black crimes hard to solve? because they're all criminals and they look the same. | true |
Firefighters union holds off endorsing after biden decides not to run | false |
Republican running for open montana house seat doubles down on creationist stance | false |
You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway | true |
Teen fatally shoots brother: florida boy mistook sibling for home intruder, police say | false |
The worst part about hitting a child in public... is getting caught by their parents. | true |
According to my bank account, i'm rich! rich anderson, the name of the man whose identity i stole. | true |
Donald trump threatens james comey, implies he taped conversations | false |
Do you know how to plant tulips? yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this | true |
Oregon man finds year-old $1 million winning lottery ticket while cleaning his house | false |
Falling in love at first sight: falling is the easy part | false |
Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? nope. neither have i. | true |
Everyone tells me to stop singing wonderwall... i said maybe | true |
An atheistic dyslexic... believes there is no dog. | true |
Beware! a majority of job references don't say good things | false |
Surprise! the planned parenthood shooter is not transgender | false |
What do you call a russian tree? dimitree | true |
Why don't women blink during sex? they don't have time! | true |
What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? the defendant. | true |
10 dips, nibbles and dishes for game day | false |
Chicago announces new police training for dealing with mentally ill | false |
What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload. | true |
Stephen curry is way better than his dad at playing horse | false |
Why should we all worship jesus? because he makes a bloody good wine. | true |
Make love, not worry: how to free your marriage from anxiety | false |
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