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I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement. | true |
Donald trump begs the media for 'mercy' in this shawn mendes mashup | false |
I bet pope benedict will appear on celebrity rehab this season. | true |
What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke. | true |
What kind of cuisine did the rude jamaican serve? caribbean jerk. ayyyyy! | true |
To the parent whose heart is hurting this holiday season | false |
If you're cold go and stand in the corner... i've heard they're about 90 degrees. | true |
Not as late as your dead husband though, am i? | true |
What's the difference between a lawyer and god? god doesn't think he's a lawyer. | true |
I've just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..... feefiphobia | true |
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised. | true |
I am going to kiss you and take your resources | true |
The deep end: aftermath of coming out of the closet as hiv-positive | false |
Ohio state attacker may have self-radicalized, officials say | false |
Trump team to tim kaine: we're not unhinged, you are! | false |
Mika brzezinski pans trump’s awful week: 'welcome to failure friday' | false |
Tom cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 10. still awaiting his response... | true |
Brown vows action after officer detains latino dartmouth student | false |
These guys write your crush a song for valentine's day so you don't have to | false |
Suspected austin bomber dead in confrontation with police | false |
Texas gop poised to get the immigration crackdown they've wanted for years | false |
How many christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun | true |
*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows* | true |
It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back | true |
Healing vigilante: 7 ways to own and trust in the crap | false |
Tripadvisor will stop selling tickets to cruel wild animal attractions | false |
Why was the lesbian mermaid fired from the bakery? she was eating all the muff-fins. | true |
The president's pardon of ex-sheriff joe arpaio is constitutional, but it sends a dangerous message | false |
Did you hear about my friend? his whole left side was cut off... he's alright now. | true |
Ed westwick replaced in bbc drama amid sexual assault allegations | false |
All the awesome hats at the nyc easter parade | false |
The very best, something for everyone, special needs gift guide! | false |
How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? she's the one with the penis.....envy. | true |
First nighter: julie taymor's a midsummer night's dream hits and misses | false |
Jane goodall to cincinnati zoo director: 'i feel so sorry for you' | false |
Man caring for mom with alzheimer's leaves hillary clinton choked up | false |
Eva mendes gets real about the guilt she feels as a working mom | false |
Bodies of possible ebola victims found lying in the street of liberia's capital | false |
A lady centipede crosses her legs..... .....for the one hundredth time, no! | true |
A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... key and peele. | true |
What is the most pirated movie ever? arrrrrrrgo | true |
Do you know how awkward you are? good, you? | true |
Why an obamacare repeal bill nobody really likes just passed the house | false |
North carolina sues justice dept. over challenge to bathroom law | false |
What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) olympics? walking. | true |
Prepaid debit cards: a brief guide to what really matters | false |
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing. | true |
Trump doubles down on muslim ban, but legal scholars are still doubtful | false |
London weather is just like iraq. a little bit sunni, but mostly shiite. | true |
Beat the winter blues with these 8 family-friendly activities | false |
Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when i got confused. | true |
What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? she quits counting. | true |
A seal walks into a club.... that's the story and we're sticking to it. | true |
Junot díaz: the african diaspora 'doesn’t look the way it looks without systematic rape' | false |
Your mom's got eight vaginas and a ph.d. we call her dr. octopus. | true |
Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he gottfried.. | true |
One tear-jerking last look at michelle obama's best outfits of 2016 | false |
30 days of holiday lgbt giving: the pride center | false |
Nsfw) name your james bond porno...go! from russia with glove:no glove = no love | true |
Naomi klein is writing an anti-trump manifesto very, very quickly | false |
Us marshal out for a jog hits alleged groper where it hurts | false |
What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? decalfinated. | true |
Ok, so here's what 'laughing up their sleeves' actually means | false |
Sees 40+ notifications. starts to wonder if i accidentally uploaded a nude. | true |
How come you never see a pregnant barbie? because ken comes in a different box! | true |
Meet the 2012 vendy awards finalists: the best of nyc street food | false |
Not having any friends means i'm always the pretty one. | true |
After an affair, is it possible for a marriage to recover? | false |
Pets very helpful for children coping with divorce | false |
What is the internet's predominant religion? cat-holic-ism. meow! | true |
Which race is the most racist? the human one. | true |
'wet hot american summer: ten years later' is a perfect show for this political era | false |
Went to the proctologist ... ended up with a ; | true |
What peace corps taught me about managing people | false |
Christopher franklin weaver robs bank immediately after release from jail: cops | false |
My friend is majoring in gender studies. he's been a broad for the past semester. | true |
Target under fire for not revealing hacks earlier | false |
Donations pour in for hot dog vendor after viral video shows cop taking his cash | false |
Cyber monday 2015: the best gift ideas for friends and family | false |
My wishes for my son as he gets ready to graduate high school | false |
*whistles at dog* dog: i have a boyfriend | true |
Officer, if you are what you eat... then i'm an innocent man. | true |
What do you get when you put human dna in a monkey? a lifetime ban from the zoo | true |
Why did the kkk member fail his calculus class? because he didn't believe in integration. | true |
The problem about movies with potential they always fall the hardest | true |
An easy way to make more flavorful pesto (video) | false |
Here are the most annoying questions that people ask bisexuals | false |
I've never approached even 10% of aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady. | true |
Meditation in action: 5 tips for integrating mindfulness into everyday life (photos) | false |
While mom is away, dad entertains kids with awesome dance moves | false |
This baby is the first in british columbia to have 3 parents listed on her birth certificate | false |
Ever hear about the worst international trade deal ever? it was tarifful... | true |
Iron man is a superhero iron woman is a command. | true |
A 4th of july sidebar discussion in vienna | false |
Tiffany haddish is happy to host the oscars -- under 1 condition | false |
We all bring something different to the table. i have all of my teeth and can read. | true |
What did one brick say to the other? guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow! | true |
Pool party at my house... byop (bring your own pool)... | true |
Friday's morning email: trump plans to roll back dodd-frank, other financial regulations | false |
'frog and toad': an amphibious celebration of same-sex love | false |
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