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These #awkwarddate tweets are even worse than fallon's miss with nicole kidman | false |
If it was pink floyds way... they would have all of us shot! | true |
Celebrate mardi gras with a muffuletta, the mightiest of all sandwiches | false |
These back to school fails will make you glad you're out of school | false |
You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air. | true |
What did the astronaut see on his skillet? unidentified frying (flying) objects. | true |
'snl': rush limbaugh talks new sponsors in cold open (video) | false |
My therapist said i have acute personality disorder. i was like i know, right? | true |
If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a bro-yo? | true |
Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? it's making headlines. | true |
What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? chili con carne! | true |
Wedding dos and don'ts in a digital era | false |
Ceo explains how to defeat donald trump without stooping to his level | false |
Why did the cephalopod get coal for christmas? because he was on the nautilust. | true |
How do you communicate with a fish? you drop it a line! | true |
Washington post managing editor kevin merida joins espn | false |
Rio paralympics crowd boos brazil president michel temer at opening ceremony | false |
Relationships these days are like birthdays....once the cake is eaten, the party's over...!!! | true |
Exercise in your teen years pays off, according to new study | false |
I know you didn't sneeze. i said god bless you because your baby is ugly. | true |
The official game of thrones coloring book is on its way | false |
Filmmaker nicole conn talks “nesting doll” and lgbtq equality (audio) | false |
Friday's morning email: the southeast battens down the hatches for hurricane matthew | false |
Fact: it's not masturbation if you use a puppet. | true |
Dat test though almost gets a 100% on a test, a std test..... | true |
What element can you find in almost any shoe store? heelium! i'll see myself out now... | true |
Once i participated in a nice guy 5k run..... we all finished last. | true |
What did harry potter order when he went to the bar? expecto-patron-on-ice | true |
Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet? | true |
I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... but when i do, it's dos equis. | true |
8 things you need to know before you travel abroad | false |
Benton's country hams: a bacon empire with benevolence at the helm (video) | false |
Amazon whale meat ban petition calls for retailer to stop selling controversial cetacean products | false |
Why tech companies and community colleges should form deeper partnerships | false |
So they're making a documentary on canadian wildlife. i hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece. | true |
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it.. | true |
Tim allen's 'last man standing' is coming back just one year after being canceled | false |
I see dead people. well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes. | true |
Marrige has 3 rings... the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. | true |
What time does sean connery get to wimbledon tennish | true |
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! | true |
These vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool | false |
About that woman vp candidate: klobuchar works better than warren | false |
Photos show the reality of women's lives in rural afghanistan | false |
'hidden figures' director on taraji p. henson snub: 'it's disappointing' | false |
I chew gum when i get sad it helps chew me up | true |
I didn't want to walk in the woods. but i was forest | true |
What did the bean say to the other bean? how have you been? | true |
Daniel fleetwood, terminally ill 'star wars' fan of #forcefordaniel, has died | false |
An insomniac mom begs you to stop talking about your sleep | false |
Oh my god, it's a genie! genie: please, we prefer magic-american | true |
Target's wedding dresses are nicer than you might think (video) | false |
Donald trump wants to ban shredded cheese... he wants to make america grate again | true |
I don't like abbreviations. i'm a real abbreviations national socialist. | true |
Southern baptist leader resigns over 'morally inappropriate relationship' | false |
Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at nasa... ..bending light. | true |
What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? my ex wife. | true |
How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? coincerned | true |
Iranian protesters attack saudi embassy after prominent shiite cleric executed | false |
Cardi b reveals baby bump on 'saturday night live' | false |
The first messenger to say don't kill the messenger definitely got killed in the face. | true |
Video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight | false |
Beauty is only a light switch away. that is all. | true |
What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? hehe | true |
I was trying to catch some fog earlier... i mist. | true |
Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter. | true |
'single ladies' engagement photos are bizarre and amazing | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 18 | false |
4 things you probably didn't know about honey | false |
Divorced and dateless? 5 steps to getting back in the dating game | false |
Why greeks might accept more austerity in sunday's vote | false |
Somebody should open an arcade called the jungle, and hire axl rose to welcome the customers. | true |
I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication! | true |
Huffpollster: hillary clinton facing rising concerns about her health | false |
You didn't think riley curry was going to go out quietly, did you? | false |
Another 'sons of anarchy' teaser, another anxiety attack | false |
Peter doig at christie's: painting by the scottish artist set to fetch millions at auction (photo) | false |
Where's the best place to go on the first date? all the way | true |
Sean spicer is asked when pence will replace trump in seth meyers spoof | false |
*looks up from phone* ...nah *looks back down* | true |
If 'we are what we eat'! then i'm a huge dick you guys. i'm really sorry | true |
I think jesus is black. because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet. | true |
Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't have her seatbelt on | true |
I don't have a racist bone in my body. but my cartilage does not care for mexicans. | true |
How do they count the mexican immigrants? they start with juan | true |
A defense of nannies, in light of the indefensible | false |
Where was the first discovered potato located? in the ground. | true |
What is the best city to stream a movie? buffa lo | true |
When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? when he's a hillbilly. | true |
Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? it's all tongue in groove. | true |
The 7 habits of highly successful nun impersonators | true |
I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. i lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog. | true |
What do you call a sheep with no legs ? a cloud. | true |
We shouldn’t ignore ryan lochte’s remarkable career because of michael phelps | false |
I hope you like double meat, because putin is about to go ham on turkey | true |
Brazil's brigadeiros make america's cake balls look like a joke | false |
Discovering prince edward island and buying a house at the end of the world | false |
Many people think the romans invented vaseline that was ancient grease | true |
Interesting that on opposite day you cannot declare that it is so. | true |
Always remember you're someones reason to smile because youre a joke | true |
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