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House democrats call on members to bring muslim americans to state of the union | false |
Antonio brown shows off new haircut before regular season finale | false |
How did the endorian get to school every day? ewok'd. | true |
What do you call a mill thats just ok? a satisfactory. | true |
So a baby is named by his french, chinese, and redditor grandparents a. l'mao | true |
Could chicken be contributing to the obesity epidemic? | false |
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. | true |
What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows | true |
How the weasleys from the harry potter books helped me cope | false |
I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge. | true |
How pentagon war fund became a budget buster washington can't resist | false |
I never understood how you got dick from richard. apparently you just get him drunk first. | true |
Joe biden's decision not to run followed rampant media speculation that he would | false |
President obama won't take sides in this year's super bowl | false |
These photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence | false |
Afterellen.com's best lesbian week ever: march 30 to april 6 | false |
I hate seeing people i know on tinder my girlfriend has some explaining to do... | true |
The u.s. cared for haitians better in 2010 than its own citizens in puerto rico now | false |
He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? olive it. | true |
Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? he sure knows how to treat m'aladies | true |
What does a musician use to build a house? a tuba-four | true |
I only make good posts when i'm drunk... today i celebrate 5 years sober | true |
Something to celebrate: 10 of the best lgbt moments of the week june 10 -- 16 | false |
Samsung galaxy note 7 disaster could spark class action lawsuit | false |
Tae yoo weighs in on the power of women | false |
You haven't texted me since you went to bed. are we ok? | true |
What did people do every 5 seconds before facebook and twitter? | true |
If video game commercials were honest ... you'd still probably play them | false |
What is the opposite of karen carpenter and john denver duo? two live crew | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women.. without a penis | true |
Jewel-toned nail polish and more of our manicures this weekend (photos) | false |
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? you take away their tiny brooms. | true |
The world’s largest lottery has just drawn its winners | false |
Why this sweet little girl wants tons of birthday cards | false |
Masonry work is hard there's a lot of trowel and error. | true |
Head of charlie hebdo published 'prophetic' drawing a week before his death | false |
What's the worst thing about a blackout? a shootout. | true |
Dinosaurs may have danced like lovebirds to woo their mates | false |
What do you call an average guy who's happy? fake and gay | true |
Hijabi news anchor hopes her career milestone can inspire muslim women everywhere | false |
Mountains aren't just funny they are hill areas | true |
Meet the controversial arcelormittal orbit, built for the london 2012 summer olympics | false |
Texas church shooter claimed he used dogs as target practice, says former colleague | false |
What's faster than the speed of light? a female untagging herself from an unflattering photo. | true |
Sorry grandma, 'love' is not an fda-approved ingredient | false |
Why did snoop dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? fo' chisel. | true |
Why i gave up on anti-perspirants and now wear natural deodorant | false |
Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - racist nursery rhyme | true |
Why valentine's day is a good time to assess your tax situation | false |
Kitty pryde walks into a bar something is disrupting her mutant power. | true |
Take note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. you're welcome.. | true |
Michigan taxpayers face paying millions in legal fees over flint crisis | false |
A cannibal's favorite drink what drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake! | true |
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? a milkshake. | true |
My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said yes, but very briefly... | true |
Son: are you going anywhere dad? dad: no, i'm going to romania. | true |
Inside the often hidden medical quandary of rationing drugs | false |
This teen has no time for outdated gender roles for moms and dads | false |
5 activities you never imagined your babysitter could do with your child | false |
Rihanna's trayvon martin instagram focuses on baby brother, 'phucked' system | false |
Stick figure decal clearly states relationship status (photo) | false |
Study finds perceived age discrimination worse for health than perceived racism and sexism | false |
Donald trump would love 'special person' sarah palin on his team | false |
How to decide where to spend the holidays | false |
What's a schizophrenic's favorite christmas song? do you hear what i hear? | true |
Why is it so hard to improve american policing? | false |
'bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen' | false |
Twitter users have some burning questions to add to mueller's list | false |
A look at this year's raging wildfires -- from space | false |
Here's another reason for standing desk users to feel smug | false |
Southern utah: home of spectacular national parks (photos) | false |
Women are like potato chips they better come with my fucking sandwich | true |
I like my tvs like i like my women... smart and curved. | true |
What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on my organ. | true |
What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? a pedophile. | true |
What is the best celebration to have in a french toilet? a biday party!! | true |
What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? the right wing | true |
Climate change this week: freaky fracking, the solar sell and more | false |
How to prep for a digital detox in 6 simple steps | false |
How to remove wrinkles without an iron (photos) | false |
How teaching gratitude in school makes kids happier | false |
If they crossover the stories of king midas and oedipus... it'll be pure motherfucking gold! | true |
Why do most men not like aspirin? because it's a cox blocker | true |
My girlfriend surprised me with a car! it's a good thing she missed me. | true |
A look back at anderson cooper and kathy griffin's play date at his summer home (video) | false |
I came into a lot of money today. but now the bills are all stuck together :( | true |
Baby george king born at 15 pounds, 7 ounces (video) | false |
Texas republican jeb hensarling says this will be his last term in congress | false |
Watch out, joe camel is back: big tobacco and the tpp | false |
Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? the light was on. | true |
Marriage research: happy teenage years lead to happier marriages | false |
Did you hear about the bourne identity movie? matt damon returns in ..........still bourne | true |
Dispatch from africa: day 1 at arise magazine fashion week | false |
Lena dunham has a powerful post-election message for those calling for ‘understanding' | false |
Ohio democrats fret over dennis kucinich’s fringe ties | false |
My girlfriend says i never listen to her or something like that | true |
Why do pedophiles love old navy sales? cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off. | true |
What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? stopping it with a shovel. | true |
My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... he was exposed to the elements. | true |
8 decorating don'ts that we're all guilty of... but are totally no-nos (gifs) | false |
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