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Why did the blonde have an abortion? she wasn't convinced the baby was hers. | true |
Stephen curry is the first unanimous mvp in nba history | false |
Lee daniels 'butler' letter to warner bros.: 'i am heartbroken' | false |
Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. turns out he's just an asshole :( | true |
Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'lose the tail!' | true |
I lost weight: jenalee hill overcame postpartum depression and lost 70 pounds | false |
Wedding moments captured in photos that are oh-so special | false |
Why does a mirror reverse things horizontally but not vertically? | false |
What does a cow produce when an earthquake occurs milkshake | true |
Why don't jews like ions? they prefer their molecules free of charge. | true |
I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate. | true |
What we learned living in 20 different homes in 3 years | false |
Israel vs. hamas through the eyes of a son of holocaust survivors | false |
Want to know more about baltimore's black-white divide? ask the teens who live there. | false |
Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! he always holds the door. | true |
Italy finds dozens of migrants dead in hold during ship rescue | false |
Color eyeliner how-to: jessica alba, emma stone and more stars in eye-popping makeup | false |
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? a receding hare line. | true |
Where do you find a dog with no legs? where ever you left him! | true |
Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? they never exorcise. | true |
How to build a great relationship in 15 minutes a day | false |
Lena dunham's mcq dress on 'girls' shows hannah's stepping up her fashion game (photos) | false |
Here's what just one bad night's sleep can do to you | false |
What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? zoolander | true |
Dating after divorce: 3 things to know before dating a divorced man | false |
Teachers share tips for empowering students in trump's america | false |
Texas governor to declare 'chris kyle day' in honor of famed sniper | false |
What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? mr. president. | true |
Hey young girls, when a first date suggests you two go to your place, take him to target. | true |
After 46 years, yoko ono is finally credited for co-writing 'imagine' | false |
'star wars' fans lose their minds when theater projector breaks | false |
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? because he is lying. | true |
What did jeffrey dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? my bologna had a first name. | true |
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the juggler | true |
I wish there were a way to find hot singles in my area. | true |
Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas. | true |
I think i have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult | true |
Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore she even got two minutes for hooking. | true |
Anna kendrick was mistaken for anna kournikova, and she didn't hate it | false |
7 senators demand to know if doj is involved with trump voter fraud probe | false |
The flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast. | true |
Feds shut down 26 'chinatown' bus companies for alleged safety violations | false |
5 tricks from mom to help you manage stress | false |
Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. | true |
What's the difference between a bj and reddit gold? your mom never gave me reddit gold. | true |
Nyc will be the first to require salt warnings on restaurant menus | false |
Icymi: mapping zika and why some people can't let breakups go | false |
Managing graduation trepidation: 3 techniques to help new graduates interview confidently | false |
If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us... ...the joaquin dead? | true |
My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... so she never seen me coming. | true |
She was only a whiskey maker... ...but he loved her still. | true |
What's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ | true |
Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? you can make it from scratch. | true |
Syrian bombardment of rebel-held town kills family of 9 | false |
What kind of cheese is made backwards? edam. | true |
Are people spending hundreds of thousands on luxury rental renovations? (video) | false |
Don't hate the playa... hate the spanish word for beach. | true |
Remember, mondays are fine. it's your life that sucks. | true |
Focus on uganda's lgbt bill is a lesson in our hypocrisy | false |
Brits kick butt: smoking in england hits record low | false |
Lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout | false |
Why are tampons always grumpy? because they're stuck up cunts. | true |
The obama administration cracks down on payday lenders | false |
Josh duggar records destroyed by arkansas police at judge's request | false |
That fart voided the warranty on our couch. | true |
Sarah jessica parker offers kim cattrall's role in 'sex and the city 3' to stephen colbert | false |
Watch a drone replace a light bulb (and smash a few others in the process) | false |
3 key things that will transform your resume into a winner | false |
I would make a sexist joke but that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women. | true |
What is son goku's least liked food? vegetta balls | true |
There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it. | true |
Today sucks but i really shouldn't complain. i've got it good compared to...well, dead people. | true |
Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u. | true |
Elizabeth warren wants to stop the next trump university | false |
I asked donald trump what he thought about my penis he said it's going to be huuuuuuge. | true |
Physical, mental job strain could have long-term effects on health | false |
Overheated 'doc' gushes about trump's rockin' bod on 'saturday night live' | false |
Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly. | true |
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff ba - dumm - tss | true |
Why were the baker's hands smelly? he kneaded a poo | true |
Voldemort's parents took the i got your nose game a little to seriously. | true |
Hear about the guy who got an indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working | true |
I made $200.05 giving bj's to people yesterday. who gave you a nickel? everyone did. | true |
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? listening to an antijoke. | true |
Women are like necklaces they strangle me when i try to sleep with 'em. | true |
You'd think pizza hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now. | true |
Excuse me, are of french royalty? because m'damn | true |
Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. please, no more vagina jokes. period! | true |
After years of mystery, cops finally think they solved family's murder | false |
What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? the right hand rule. | true |
I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; i'm more interested in self-medication. | true |
The doctor says i cut my sentences short. | true |
Rachel maddow: hillary clinton may have just moved obama to act on gun reform | false |
Employee of donald trump's son-in-law asks him to condemn anti-semitic tweet | false |
Jetblue is offering $29 flights in epic two-day flash sale | false |
I have a stepladder because.... my real ladder left me when i was young. | true |
Paul ryan holds moment of silence and asks for prayers for san bernardino victims | false |
State parks open during the goverment shutdown will swoop in and save your vacation | false |
Little mermaid: i want to be where the people are me: trust me u dont | true |
Man walks into a bar... ouch. masochist walks into a bar... | true |
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