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It is much easier to hula hoop with an erection. | true |
What is a pirates favorite letter. you think it be rrrrrrrr but it be the c! | true |
Someday i wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in old navy commercials. | true |
Could gmo apples taint the fruit's good reputation? | false |
What do old people with alzheimer's often say? i don't remember. | true |
11 ways you've been eating your food all wrong (videos) | false |
The best tips to get you fit for summer fast | false |
I bought a lazyboy chair last year it's still in the package | true |
I hate when people talk behind my back. they disscuss me. | true |
An irishman walks out of a bar.... what? it could happen. | true |
Trump picks david friedman as ambassador to israel | false |
What's sadder than a dying puppy? a black child on father's day | true |
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. | true |
Why does santa carry a heavy sack? because he come once in an year. | true |
Racist bullying? religious school in texas argues courts can't intervene. | false |
A video of a toddler pleading for a cupcake has gone viral, but is it really funny? | false |
A painting was arrested... it cried out i've been framed! don't hang me! | true |
Halloween party ideas: easy diys for hosting a spook-tacular celebration (photos) | false |
Gloria steinem apologizes for remarks about young female sanders supporters | false |
I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check. | true |
I ate thanksgiving dinner with my identity thief for 19 years | false |
Why don't blind people bungee jump? it scares the shit out of the dogs | true |
Why can't an asian couple have a white child? because two wongs don't make a white. | true |
Airport fitness: hubs that make it easy for travelers to fit in a workout (photos) | false |
What is a relationship? it's the one that always sinks.... | true |
Recovery nonprofits stem the tide while government ignores addiction crisis | false |
Jared likes his women like he likes his sandwiches 6 and 12 | true |
Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? it was two tired!!! | true |
Where did putin tell the protesters where to meet? crimea river | true |
Lawmakers press john boehner to give gun safety bills a vote | false |
Four gay men are running around the track. can you follow? | true |
Tunisia, morocco and egypt: a new global hub for social impact start-ups | false |
Marco rubio: we can't take in syrian refugees after paris attacks | false |
What a pair of boots taught me about parenting and fads | false |
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want... | true |
What do you call a number that cant keep still? a roamin numeral. | true |
What do you call an emperor who's also a musician? a rock-czar | true |
A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, make me one with everything. | true |
'annabelle: creation' scares the competition, takes top spot at the box office | false |
To the person who left my sister this unbelievably judgmental letter | false |
The downside of being tolerant is all the ignorant bullshit you have to tolerate. | true |
Colleges trying to find ways to deal with racial incidents | false |
My new house has special needs it has a re-tarred driveway. | true |
Here's where the gop's 2016 presidential contenders stand on marijuana legalization | false |
Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/jokes? neither did i. | true |
Abc's karl schmid reveals he is hiv positive in moving facebook post | false |
Hip-hop takes center stage in sneakerhead coming-of-age film 'kicks' | false |
What idiot called them female condoms and not estrojans? | true |
My mom has two assholes her real asshole and my father. | true |
It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards. | true |
How do you get a harvard graduate off your doorstep? tip him for the pizza. | true |
Alec baldwin's trump faces ominous 'sopranos' scenario in 'snl' finale | false |
Doctor: point to what's causing you the most pain me: i can't, they're at home playing xbox | true |
Hot rap songs chart 25th anniversary: top 100 songs | false |
Kids found living inside a shipping crate in an underground cave | false |
When santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an elfie? | true |
How do you stop water from running? don't pay the water bill. | true |
Traveling the usa -- and enjoying in-depth interviews with the local media | false |
Little girl's surprised reaction to her panda costume is perfect | false |
The full course argument for investing in vaccines | false |
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. | true |
My neighbors look so happy. we can fix that. | true |
Game of thrones: 11 ways to improve episode 6 | false |
Why did princess diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt | true |
Why did the gambler think he was in heaven? he found his pair a' dice! | true |
White supremacists are capitalizing on trump to expand their movement | false |
The best beach chairs for summer: a buying guide (photos) | false |
How would you describe the typical inuit mathematician? cold and calculating. | true |
Trump for president! there will be hell toupee | true |
Why doesnt mcdonalds serve snail? because of sanitation reasons. | true |
Just started a new diet where i order wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries. | true |
After watching honey boo boo, i realize america has much bigger problems than the national debt. | true |
Just bought cluedo: gang rape edition. turns out they all did it. | true |
It's hard to find true love these days. even charles manson's fiance wanted him for his body. | true |
This japanese swordsman should be playing in the mlb playoffs | false |
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me i was deeply touched. | true |
Gay parents on tv: why the 'new normal' is no longer just the nuclear family | false |
What do you call a deer with no eyes ? no idea :) | true |
G8 summit 2012: top protests of past decade (photos) | false |
Oral can make your whole day anal can make your hole weak. | true |
When cats are sad bartender: what'll ya have? cat: shot of rum. cat: another. | true |
Kid 1: i'm bored kid 2: me too kid 3: our parents gave us horrible names | true |
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? because his pecker is on his head | true |
André 3000's solo album reportedly set to drop next year | false |
It's amazing how much more money i have when i'm drunk. | true |
What do mexicans cut their pizzas with? little caesars | true |
What do you call a fat computer? a dell. | true |
Scientists have reversed global warming! get rekt, sun! | true |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: april 14th-15th (photos) | false |
Why is time wary of mathematicians? they're always plotting against it. | true |
In trump follow up, jimmy fallon wears surgical mask for hillary clinton | false |
Karen rodger, mom, gives birth to third set of twins (photos) | false |
2 guys walk into a bar... the third guy ducks. | true |
Why women over 50 need to declare pride in their bodies | false |
What is lil jon's favorite flavor of bbq? mesquite squite squite. ...forgive me i'm freshly smoked. | true |
Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster. | true |
Make me look like i'm running really fast. | true |
Eat your way through barcelona in 3 days | false |
Dog: my human hates bills, yet gets mad when i try to scare the guy off. | true |
The 12 most epic sledding hills on earth | false |
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