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Bill maher says he regrets using 'offensive' racial slur in apology | false |
Camilla and charles visit norway royals, bring louis vuitton luggage (photos) | false |
When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray. | true |
I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me | true |
What's another name for the periodic table of elements? the atoms family. | true |
What do you call a polish chicken stuck in a tree? poll tree! | true |
The 10 mistakes keeping you from making the most perfect mashed potatoes ever | false |
Evan rachel wood is an abuse survivor. in her new movie 'allure,' she plays an abuser. | false |
There's only one thing i hate more than a litterbug... ...having a dirty car. | true |
Chinese jets intercept u.s. military plane over south china sea, pentagon says | false |
You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero. | true |
What's up with the single?:album sales and the malleability of the promotional song | false |
Somebody set fire to another mosque in america last night | false |
What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? a giraffe with a sore throat | true |
I lost ten pounds! learn my hot diet secret! (i replaced booze with pot) | true |
You have advice? for me? i have a $5 starbucks gift card that's older than you. | true |
President trump, commenting on children's bodies is unnecessary and damaging | false |
The samsung galaxy s7 walks into a bar... but it isn't waterproof so it breaks. | true |
Women who write about tech are still being abused online | false |
How barack obama led us into the selfie century | false |
What do you call a happy kia owner? an optimast. | true |
What side of a turkey has the most feathers? the outside. | true |
Breaking down the extremist barriers to tolerance and understanding | false |
The shift that will make 2014 sensational for you | false |
Lgbt rights -- modernity vs. forces of yesteryear | false |
Laverne cox says we can't help transgender people if we don't even count them | false |
What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? a stillborn | true |
Kellyanne conway makes some surprisingly tempered comments on obamacare | false |
I'm so poor i can't even pay for my own consequences. | true |
Freida pinto's sharp red suit at the 2012 tribeca film festival: look of the day | false |
I don't hate you, i'm just not necessarily excited about your existence. | true |
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? because noble gases are nonreactive. | true |
What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? japotle. | true |
What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms. | true |
Shep smith calls sean hannity 'the elephant in the room' for reported michael cohen ties | false |
Security guard, julio jones collide during nfc championship game in atlanta (video/gif) | false |
Joy to the world, the griswold family christmas sportscast is here | false |
My wife and i decided not to have children. the kids are taking it pretty hard. | true |
Pity the fools who don't love mr. t's inspirational olympics tweets | false |
Olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure | false |
5 keys to peace that you already have | false |
Starved dogs thrown from van are learning to trust humans again | false |
Study shows diet drinkers lose more weight? consider the source | false |
4 adorable ways strawberries make the healthiest christmas snacks | false |
(nsfw) why did the condom fly across the room? it was pissed off. | true |
Disneyland shows how 'star wars' expansion will change its river | false |
Test driving porsche panamera plugin hybrid electric car | false |
Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? because they're all laymen. | true |
Another debate kicks off with a sharp clash over health care | false |
Weddings unveiled magazine rejects ad with two brides | false |
Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down | true |
Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed. | true |
Iranian president threatens to abandon nuke agreement if u.s. imposes new sanctions | false |
As a kid i wanted to be a tree surgeon... but the sight of sap makes me faint | true |
What do you call an affectionate island? isle of view | true |
What's the difference between santa claus and harry potter? santa would never free an elf. | true |
Two trips to new york city, limitless fun | false |
What kind of music do old people listen to myback music. ill show myself out | true |
Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? they stayed away from the mainstream. | true |
Q: what did the finger say to the thumb? a: i'm in glove with you. | true |
What do you call a gay sloth? slow-mosexual | true |
Remaining puzzle #12: why do people with many siblings have many children? | false |
What the- dad close the door this punk owes me money | true |
Getting a raise: the best and worst cities for earning a pay bump | false |
Best of 2012: the 15 cutest, most creative kids' birthday parties | false |
Do you know what is laziness? laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol | true |
News anchor at sinclair-owned station hits back at trump | false |
Dannon yogurt drops cam newton over 'sexist and disparaging' comment | false |
Egypt sets retrial date for jailed al jazeera journalists | false |
Asian drivers are so bad that some speculate that pearl harbor might have been an accident | true |
In hindsight, using the word harder as the safe word, was not the best idea. | true |
If i were a rapper i'd go by the name of lay-z. wouldn't release a single track. | true |
I forgot the word whirlpool so i had to search the internet for drain tornadoes | true |
What is red and crawls up your leg? an abortion with homesickness. | true |
Did you hear about ku klux knievel? he tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller. | true |
Trump to offer citizenship for dreamers as part of immigration deal | false |
Republicans realize questions about trump's russia ties are 'not going away' | false |
Emma roberts masters denim cut-offs: look of the day | false |
My ex said he would die for me. all i'm saying is, it was his suggestion. | true |
So a blind man walks into a bar. at least he thinks so. | true |
If the narwhal bacons at midnight... does the unicorn potato at noon? | true |
Someone confused whoopi goldberg for oprah at the oscars | false |
7 great tips to help you cope when your kid leaves for college | false |
Boy who has autism, is nonverbal falls head-over-heels for snow white | false |
Jimmy fallon's halloween dogs round-up is too cute for words | false |
What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? the punch lines. | true |
Turkish president: trump's muslim ban not 'remotely possible' | false |
Watch marco rubio give the same canned answer 3 times in a row | false |
What do you call a mexican gondolier? pedro. | true |
Autocorrect is horrible... i'm so tired of this shirt | true |
Knock knock. who's there? to. to who? it's to whom. | true |
How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? molest them | true |
My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my twitter crush. | true |
Julie taymor's a midsummer night's dream: a double premiere in brooklyn | false |
Rt if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them. | true |
Michael o'leary, ryanair ceo, says seatbelts on planes 'don't matter' | false |
A mexican athlete finally got a medal at the olympics. the police are still searching for him. | true |
Bin laden's neighbours interviewed we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really... | true |
Republican governors propose deep spending cuts to universities | false |
What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? go ask your mom | true |
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