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'bend it like beckham' soccer equation tells how david beckham kicks curving shot | false |
Of course you can trust me with your secret. *calls local news team | true |
25 tips for remaking cities in the iphone age | false |
Nail salon lamps don't raise skin cancer risk | false |
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her like an alter boy. | true |
Was the movie 'the hours' good for the gay community? | false |
This is probably the first mammal extinct because of man-made climate change | false |
Donald trump delays final decision on paris agreement until next week | false |
When will we start expecting extreme weather, and planning for it? | false |
Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more. | true |
Spanish ikea ad reminds parents what their kids need the most | false |
Between mountain and sea: exploring rio through imagery | false |
I like my women how i like my coffee lactose-free and 2%. | true |
Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? he was feeling a little horse. | true |
If not shown appreciation, it gets to you | false |
Emma thompson thinks there are many more harvey weinsteins in hollywood | false |
But how come tarzan didn't have a beard? | true |
Father and son dress in drag, rob convenience store | false |
To live 98 years and have no enemies | true |
‘rupaul’s drag race all stars 3’ episode 7 recap: we can never go back to before | false |
'miracle' gene therapy to cure blindness also strengthens the brain | false |
What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? putting her back in the wheel chair | true |
Tax deductions for students and other tax breaks | false |
Tomorrow i'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes! | true |
What would be a great name for a mexican boy band? juan direction. | true |
Rehab is for quitters, and lindsay lohan is no quitter. | true |
Scott pruitt twice introduced anti-abortion bills giving men ‘property rights’ over fetuses | false |
3 ways to avoid high healthcare costs in retirement | false |
Why doesn't hitler go ski? cause he's blown his fucking head. | true |
Top 5 signs you're taking the valentine's day version of romantic love too seriously | false |
Japanese youth are fearlessly embracing the genderless fashion movement | false |
What parents and pregnant women need to know about zika protection | false |
Delaware prison officer dead after inmates hold staff hostage | false |
Please let this victoria beckham on 'girls' thing be true | false |
A refrigerator started the london fire, police say | false |
Corey lewandowski doesn't seem to get that john kerry lost the 2004 election | false |
Chasing a legend: the last commercial flight of the dc-10 | false |
What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? a gangbang | true |
I used to hate mushrooms but then they grew on me | true |
Why is harry potter so popular in prison? because he catches all the snitches! | true |
How to teach a cat how to bark? pour some gasoline on it and woof! | true |
What does p.e.t.a. stand for? people eating tasty animals ! | true |
How does the modern-day james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred | true |
Carly fiorina advises nonprofit that promoted obamacare enrollment | false |
Celebrities transformed by tattoos is our new obsession | false |
This glowing condom changes color if you have an std | false |
I bet if bruce banner had children he'd be the hulk more than 90% of the time. | true |
Ed o’neill once mistook britney spears for a big ‘modern family’ fan | false |
When heroin almost took my life, my phone saved it | false |
Jess is coming over jess who indiscriminately murders people or- *gets stabbed to death* yes | true |
New google project delivers critical info to refugees' smartphones | false |
How clinton donor got on sensitive intelligence board | false |
The climate post: presidential candidates, studies dissect climate change | false |
Police union endorses trump after he vows death penalty for cop killers | false |
Oh you like this cake? (*tosses cake out the window*) oops. - game of thrones | true |
Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or i'll lose my tempeh. | true |
Stunning time-lapse captures the northern lights in all their glory | false |
They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my tv that says eating doritos. | true |
Sacramento area officials explore using eminent domain to aid underwater homeowners | false |
Princess butterfly sparkle pants: what toys are telling you about the girl on your holiday list | false |
Belgrade's 4th non-violent pride: pics show a bubble of freedom for lgbtq people in serbia | false |
Q: why did ariel wear seashells? a: because she grew out of her b shells. | true |
How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her. | true |
Hillary clinton says a republican president would 'break' the supreme court | false |
Finding your peace means one less person is suffering | false |
Why are fat people like relationships? most of them don't work out. | true |
My friend phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him phil now | true |
I caught my girlfriend giving a midget a blowjob... ...i can't believe she'd stoop that low. | true |
Why was the condom angry? it was pissed off. | true |
William joined the army... he rather disliked the phrase fire at will. | true |
Nyfw: nicole miller fall 2012 from the haight to the runway | false |
What's the difference between darth vader and tom brady? darth vader probably gets high fived | true |
I just took the bruce lee of dumps. it fucked my ass all up. | true |
The more people i meet, the more i like my dog. | true |
Judge says oc prosecutors violated constitution by avoiding judge who exposed misconduct | false |
Dirty medical instruments linked to more than 250 'superbug' infections | false |
What i know about marriage now that i've done it twice | false |
Knock knock who's there ! attila ! attila who ? attila you no lies ! | true |
Some naughty science shit. 63 earths can fit inside ur-anus. | true |
What bird can lift the most? a crane | true |
What happens to a gay man every month? manstruation | true |
This is how trolls treat women on the internet | false |
New exhibit captures the styles of harlem-born artist norman lewis | false |
Why did the fish's car break down? it needed a tuna-up. | true |
New horizons takes picture of pluto. what does pluto say? ewww delete it | true |
Whats the best thing about duct tape? it turns no! no! no! into mmm mmm mmm | true |
Patient: doctor what should i do if my temperature goes up five more points? doctor: sell! | true |
A lion would never (old joke) a lion would never cheat on its wife but a tiger wood. | true |
What has ten letters and starts with gas? flatulence | true |
Jesse tyler ferguson sums up the vp debate in just one tweet | false |
University of oklahoma student suspended for sending racist messages | false |
House republicans are working on a plan to help puerto rico | false |
What does the us government use to spy on a high school student? an essay. | true |
Carla bruni signs with multinational music label, is definitely not a first lady anymore | false |
The past wasn't awesome, the future's not bleak and 50 is not the new 40 | false |
What do you call a burning rocket? korean barbecue. | true |
Question: what do you get from a bee that has an udder? answer: milk and honey. | true |
There was an inflation joke on reddit once it blew up | true |
What's hillary clinton's favourite question? how much to make this go away? | true |
There are 10 types on people in the world those that understand binary code and those that don't. | true |
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