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This is apparently the unluckiest engagement ring in the world | false |
Til that 4/20 is hitler's birthday. the jews definitely got baked today. | true |
A serious thank you note to jon stewart & the daily show #charleston | false |
I just got my first cold sore... my mom says: welcome to the world of herpes! | true |
What's all brown and sounds like a bell? dung! | true |
As t-mobile rises, questions emerge over treatment of workers, consumers | false |
Hollywood sign owner cries foul over ad agency 'infringement' | false |
14 things not to worry about when traveling | false |
Conan o'brien bought this octopus instead of eating it | false |
In the mundane and ordinary of motherhood i've found my happiness | false |
What's the first thing an owl asks when you trow a rock at it? hooo did that! | true |
6.9 magnitude earthquake strikes near papua new guinea | false |
Janice dickinson before she started her modeling agency (photo) | false |
What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats. | true |
The real victims of slow holiday sales: retail workers | false |
What if the blair witch was just lonely | true |
Why starting a company is a crazy thing | false |
Margaret atwood on progress, fear and social media | false |
What did the banana say to the other banana? you're very appealing | true |
How do you tell the sex of an ant? if it floats, it's a boy-ant. | true |
Tourism an important pillar of growth for urban economies | false |
What gets very small when exposed to cold? **your pe**..anut butter ice cream crave | true |
Lou dobbs flips out on live tv, urges trump to 'fire the sob' robert mueller | false |
'iron man 3' footage: comic-con crowd treated to impressive clips, joking robert downey jr. | false |
Why was the blonde nymphomaniac sad after she got her driver's license? she got an f in sex. | true |
5 reasons why watching porn together can be good for your relationship | false |
Behind madonna's super bowl half time performance: from our network | false |
Would you buy a cruise with an e-check? | false |
Women might be able to fake orgasms. but men can fake a whole relationship. | true |
Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? signing the legal guardian paperwork | true |
If things around you don't change, change the thing you're around. | true |
Why russians never drive stick shift? they really hate stalin | true |
A-rod has a bit of a hard time during yankees wild card party | false |
Murders in new york city hit record low | false |
Gop congressman says he won't back donald trump in the general election | false |
What makes life worth living? take a moment to ask | false |
13 ways to make money from your songs | false |
So he left. we don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. a tachyon walks into a bar. | true |
Forget trump, the real story is the gop’s never-ending race baiting | false |
Craft of the day: make colorful tinted mason jars | false |
If i don't get off reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqafq#d!e | true |
Tech support: which format are the images you send? customer: rectangular 15x11 centimeters. | true |
You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person | true |
Why didn't the christmas cake go to the dance? he had his raisins... | true |
What do you call a family that runs a gas station? pump kin. | true |
The hip-hop artists who use words to change the world | false |
Why get thinner when you can get more dinner? | true |
Design hotels: 8 u.s. destinations with rooms that'll make you say 'wow' (photos) | false |
Olivia munn's top looks a little like underwear (photos) | false |
Did you see the joke on reddit about fixing the telephone pole? it was a repost | true |
Procrastination is like masterbation in the end you just fuck yourself | true |
I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt. | true |
'fantastic four' cast handles offensive interview like pros | false |
Why most people are deathly afraid of public speaking and what they can do about it | false |
What has nine legs, four feet and orange? nothing, fuck off | true |
Mccain will buy houses from needy owners of beachfront mansions- if the price is right | true |
Fbi arrests volkswagen executive in emissions scandal: report | false |
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? a nerd herd! | true |
No longer the sick kid: living without regrets | false |
You can joke about anything you want, just not mexicans that's crossing the border | true |
What did luke skywalker get for his 16th birthday? a toy-yoda | true |
Time flies when a falcon steals your wristwatch. | true |
Relationship study shows that men are more likely to look through their partner's phone | false |
55 incredible photos of girls going to school around the world | false |
Damien hirst & the row backpack leaves us literally speechless (photos) | false |
The all-too-common mistakes people make with thanksgiving turkey | false |
What do you get when you elect bernie sander's son as president? a son bern | true |
What do they call a list of athletes in jamaica? a rasta. | true |
Trump’s threats against journalism reflect a reality mexico knows all too well | false |
Health care coverage is not enough. we need delivery system reform. | false |
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? to avoid being confused with feminists. | true |
The 'next flint' could already be happening for 4 million americans | false |
Watch the weeknd's explicit 'fifty shades of grey' video | false |
Dare to be 100: why is physical activity good and inactivity bad for everything? | false |
Why i never get drinks at the bar with my dog... i'm afraid of getting woofied. | true |
How to break into the glamorous world of commercial acting | false |
I will not kill my coworkers i will not kill my coworkers i will not.... maybe just one... | true |
5 burger stats that will blow your mind | false |
3 things i would like health care workers to know about hospice caregiving | false |
5 thanksgiving recipes to poison your uncle rick | false |
I think i love my girlfriend... but i need to ask rudy guliani to be sure. | true |
Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the no. 17 one. | true |
Scott walker leads all gop challengers in new iowa poll | false |
Savannah college of art and design's brilliantly built museum exhibition | false |
Why do clouds make good kings? because they have rain over every country in the world. | true |
Donald trump's 2012 yankees tweet proves there really is a #tweetforeverything | false |
Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe. | true |
A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out | true |
What do you say if your peeing in ireland and spot a leprechaun? urine luck | true |
Alan evans accused of killing dog, threatening to 'eat' roommate on christmas eve | false |
Underwear as outerwear: what's under your clothes matters | false |
Suspect tells cops stabbing people 'better than doing meth' | false |
Abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update) | false |
Jeb bush campaign pulls ads in early states, deploys more staff | false |
We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. passive aggressive psycho turns 22 this year! | true |
Globalization 3.0 is shifting power from nations to cities around the world | false |
Trump isn't wrong when he uses alternative facts... he's just alt-right. | true |
Jews rated their trip to auschwitz... they all gave it one star. | true |
8 inspiring quotes from celebrity breast cancer survivors | false |
Why did princess diana cross the street? because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt | true |
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