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Kim jong un look-alike gets booted from olympics, says face is 'too political' | false |
Karma may work but i think that bitch takes a lot of days off | true |
Yahoo intern's new logo design was way better | false |
Seriously, soup? if i wanted to drink my lunch i would go to a bar. | true |
How long can you keep meat in the freezer? | false |
Textbooks the podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes. | true |
New mexico town still celebrates legendary ufo crash tale, 69 years on | false |
'defiance' season 2 trailer is full of shocking twists and turns | false |
Insanely beautiful public gardens you need to see | false |
What do hitler and terry fox have in common? neither can finish a race. | true |
Mitzi shore, comedy store owner and mother of comedian pauly shore, dead at 87 | false |
Inside a gorgeous '50s style home in haiti (photos) | false |
Baby come over. i'm coming over. using walkie talkies in bed is strange over. | true |
Conan reveals the most honest apple airpods ad you'll ever see | false |
Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared | true |
Jenifer lewis: a no-holds-barred interview with 'the mother of black hollywood' | false |
Aca medicaid expansion tied to earlier cancer care for the poor | false |
Shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey | false |
'goddess temple' leader says church is not a brothel; jury disagrees | false |
I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry. | true |
Just watch this video of republican presidential candidates being awkward | false |
Why did the bat miss the bus? because he hung around for too long. | true |
Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career. | true |
Boozing altitude: jetblue pilot flew drunk, blamed gum for .111 reading, feds say | false |
A genius would have put kevin bacon in grease. | true |
What do you call a slippery book? non-friction | true |
I think lance armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing uni-ball pens. | true |
Money can't buy you happiness. but i'd rather be unhappy in a bentley. | true |
End of aids is 'entirely feasible,' un report says | false |
Cheating husband won't be too happy when he sees this | false |
If you punched a random brit today... there would be a 52% chance they deserved it. | true |
Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, i open the front cam and take a selfie with him. | true |
I lost my mood ring.. i'm not sure how i feel about this. | true |
If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it. | true |
John kelly reportedly offers to resign as trump eyes potential replacements | false |
'a wrinkle in time' and the burden of being first | false |
R.l. stine's monsters come to life in 'goosebumps' trailer | false |
Haven't been sleeping well, which is ridiculous cuz i have decades of experience | true |
What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? afroturf. | true |
Aids activism has always meant caring across generations | false |
What do you call an indian man with motivation? deturbaned | true |
Two peanuts are walking down central park... one of them was assaulted. | true |
A joke my nephew told me how do ghost listen to music? with a bootooth | true |
I tried to change my password to mypenis but it said it was too long. | true |
Greenpeace mocks rubio's support for rex tillerson with human spine | false |
Einstein married his cousin esla even his marriage was relative. | true |
Clinton delegate lead down to 194, even as dramatic miscounting of delegates by media continues | false |
An optimist, a pessimist, and a nihilist live in a shared apartment. dah- dum -- crash! | true |
Whats the best way to castrate a priest? kick the alter boy in the chin | true |
What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates? out of bounce. | true |
Why was the lobster upset? because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby! | true |
What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? he gets stumped. | true |
Michelle obama's workout with friends is all the fitness inspiration you need | false |
5 workaholic rules for staying out of the emergency room | false |
How did al gore program his computer? with the proper al-gor-ithms | true |
Tomato basil soup is a fancy way of making people drink pizza sauce. | true |
How do you find king arthur in the dark? with a knight light.... | true |
Did you know that you're allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? try it! | true |
(nsfw) i might have a needle dick. but i fuck like a sewing machine. | true |
You can never trust an atom because they make up everything | true |
The invisible girl and why women technologists are invisible | false |
Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them. | true |
Atlantic monthly gets it all wrong about home birth | false |
Tifu by having the bomb squad called to my party. they said it was the bomb. | true |
What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? their bigotry. | true |
Country living appraises late 1970s gloria vanderbilt plates: what's the worth? | false |
Madison rising treated daytona to possibly the worst national anthem rendition ever (video) | false |
D.c. church installs solitary confinement cell replica for lenten reflection | false |
What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? sorry about your reptile dysfunction. | true |
When you go toe to toe with a vietnamese mexican... you either nguyen or you luz. | true |
A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: shit.....some asshole has got my pen! | true |
What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir | true |
What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey? you're a prime mate! | true |
I always let the other person have the last word. i just ignore them mid-conversation. | true |
I burned the wedding dress i never got to wear (and never should have bought) | false |
Justice department to seek death penalty for dylann roof | false |
Ted nugent: 'i'm not going to engage in hateful rhetoric anymore' | false |
Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. what does jimmy have? diabetes. jimmy has diabetes. | true |
Bank fees survey mid-2012: checking and atm costs jump again | false |
Watch a young ryan gosling's mesmerizing dance moves | false |
How much calcium is in a kiss? enough to make a bone hard. | true |
Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet well don't point him at anyone until i get there! | true |
Good news for insomniacs only 3 more sleeps till christmas!! | true |
Here's what saudi arabia promoting a new top prince really means | false |
How do we know god is not a woman? because the earth is not a sandwich! | true |
President trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink | false |
Hillary clinton wears green blouse amidst white-shirted honorees at g20 meeting (photos) | false |
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? addercadabra and abradacobra ! | true |
'black panther' reviews roar with 100 percent rotten tomatoes score | false |
Southwest airlines dish deal: 'tv flies free' on southwest airlines thanks to dish | false |
Navigating the oscar party: 5 strategies to combat social pressure in food situations | false |
Omg! it's colder than a pimps heart out here! | true |
Seagull steals potato chips from coffee shop like it's no big deal | false |
Iran reportedly frees u.s.-iranian, but three journalists still held | false |
The time muhammad ali told iran: 'free jason' | false |
Ryan dolan, gay irish singer, releases 'start again' | false |
I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... apparently, its in-descent exposure. | true |
If i committed suicide, i'd do it in front of a mirror... i'll see myself out. | true |
What is isis's favorite candy bar? allahu snackbar, it's flavor is explosive. | true |
Flynn did not disclose income from russian companies: white house | false |
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