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Isis claims deadly car bomb blast at italian consulate in cairo | false |
8 simple ways you can avoid chemicals in cans | false |
Hot glue gun triggers 4-hour lockdown at colgate university | false |
They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken. | true |
I fell in the mud. and took a shower right after! | true |
God can help companies turn customers into daredevils | false |
Fox news' shepard smith gets emotional paying tribute to new york city | false |
What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? a happy medium. | true |
Donald trump's hardcore fans don't want him to be more 'presidential.' and neither does he. | false |
Awesome senior prank reminds principal why he loves his job | false |
Katy perry shows bra under pretty party dress (photos) | false |
Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? this is god thanking them for bacon. | true |
When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200! | true |
It only took three years but i finally finished eating that box of taquitos from costco. | true |
John ridley on directing 'jimi: all is by my side' | false |
If god wanted us to go metric jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12. | true |
Our conscience is clear- we don't use it. | true |
Currently i'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately i've been seeing less and less of her. | true |
Cnn: we're not sure but we'll report it anyway. | true |
Ben carson and his supporters are still pretty pissed off at ted cruz | false |
Recently girls have been mistaking me as british, it's because, honey, when i nut, cheerio! | true |
Kaley cuoco gets emotional over 'this last year' at pit bull charity event | false |
I entered ten puns into a pun contest. guess how many won? no pun in ten did. /: | true |
Luxembourg royal wedding: prince guillame to wed countess stephanie de lannoy oct. 20 (photos) | false |
For kids and parents, there's a digital generation gap, but maybe that's ok | false |
I like to shoot at stop signs, especially those little ones on the side of school buses. | true |
Trump claims stop and frisk suppressed crime in new york, but crime rates are lower without it | false |
Here's how the business community is supporting diversity and inclusion | false |
We all go to the gym for one reason, and it's not health | false |
The $40 gadget that'll help you cook the biggest meal you've ever made | false |
James franco's band, daddy, debuts 'love in the old days' (video) | false |
What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? a hot cross bun. | true |
Report: exxon has understood climate risks of oil sands for decades | false |
The gettysburg address and the mission not accomplished | false |
Ian mckellen almost didn't play gandalf or magneto because of tom cruise | false |
Why do black guys only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream | true |
How do you split rome in half? you use a pair of caesars. | true |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? he tried to drink tea before it was cool. | true |
Why are we questioning opiate replacement medications and naltrexone for opioid dependence? | false |
Tina fey jokes that trump gave up assaulting women for lent at aclu event | false |
The 'love actually' mini-sequel won't include alan rickman or emma thompson | false |
Firefighter pulls puppy from flames then changes his life forever | false |
What's big, green and cries in the corner? the incredible sulk | true |
How can you tell if your roommate's gay? his dick tastes like shit | true |
Queer women dominated the women's world cup. here's why it matters | false |
Now that's what i call music? bernie sanders sings folk favorites | false |
Watch: why make gingerbread men when you can make gingerbread leather daddies? | false |
As the planet warms, a remote alaskan town shows just how unprepared we are | false |
Why don't you take pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might pikachu! | true |
Halle berry blasts lack of oscar diversity since her 2002 victory, again | false |
Retire to this little-known wonderland of the old world | false |
Breast cancer awareness month: 15 celebrities who have faced a diagnosis | false |
Nia long talks film, family, and finding peace | false |
Seth meyers reveals the questions donald trump has for robert mueller | false |
There's a new restaurant opening called kentucky freud chicken... ...it's motherfucking good. | true |
The 4 biggest food stories of the year (and what they taught us) | false |
Want a more relaxed evening? do this before you leave work | false |
What do you call a rapper who smokes too much? tupac-aday | true |
Turns out the new, improved trump is not so improved without his script | false |
What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? cher-mobile | true |
Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. please follow me to our worst table. | true |
Humans are 58% water. jellyfish are 95% water. therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish. | true |
This tv reporter had the best response to a homophobic viewer | false |
Most americans think a president trump would be bad for the u.s. | false |
Watch: neymar lifts brazil into round of 16 | false |
You might have missed this harsh 'snl' diss of eagles and patriots fans | false |
Do you masturbate? friend:do you jack off? me:yes, i do. friend:how many guys a day? | true |
13 reasons why a dog will make your life so much better | false |
New jersey governor chris christie vetoes minimum wage hike to $15 an hour | false |
Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. i say it's the women who suffer. | true |
Jhonny peralta and ped inconsistency from major league baseball | false |
Service member missing after u.s. black hawk helicopter crashes off yemen | false |
15 tweets that describe the hilarious hell of holiday travel | false |
Brian stelter sums up why trump's rigged election claims are so dangerous | false |
Why do women have legs for? to not leave a snail trail behind them. | true |
Security guard's home reportedly searched in missing metlife employee case | false |
Sean lowe and catherine giudici on 'bachelor' and 'marriage bootcamp' | false |
The bright side of getting rejected from college | false |
Police arrest 16-year-old boy suspected of killing parents, sister on new year's eve | false |
'once in a lifetime' ice caves form on lake michigan shore | false |
Beyond eq: why do we fail to take a deep breath in a tough situation? | false |
Let's have some fun! i'm up for anything today!* *as long as there aren't too many stairs. | true |
I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment. | true |
No matter how hard i tried to push the envelope... it was still stationery. | true |
Watch this boy's reunion with his lost dog and try not to cry | false |
Gop senator loses key endorsements over anti-asian jab | false |
What to pack to look chic while travelling | false |
Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos. | true |
I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. i mean, everyone's feet are a foot long. | true |
'snl' head writer bryan tucker talks 'edgy' sketches and audience backlash | false |
I just realized something about how i browse reddit | true |
Taylor swift donates $250,000 to kesha after devastating defeat in court | false |
Why did the bed spread? because it saw the pillow slip. | true |
46 rescued from sinking fishing vessel off alaska's aleutian islands | false |
The most extreme staircases in the world could finally squash your fear of heights | false |
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? you take away its tiny brooms. | true |
Elvis presley interview, hitler's bathtub and more from huffpost live's throwback thursday (video) | false |
Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? he didn't want any beef. | true |
Feeling stressed? 'taking your mind off it' might do the trick, study finds | false |
There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. he could binomial. | true |
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