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Men and women are not so different afterall they both imagine each other on their knees. | true |
Honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u | true |
I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags. | true |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? (nsfw) i can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass! | true |
25 july 4th ideas for the best independence day party ever | false |
Most of the world thinks trump is an arrogant, intolerant, dangerous leader | false |
'the wire' animation makes us want to binge watch it all over again | false |
Things i hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists | true |
Sarah jessica parker goes sheer at louis vuitton fall 2012 show: yay or nay? (photos, poll) | false |
Sad to hear of the passing of liesl von trapp at the age of 73, going on 74. | true |
New york fashion week 2012: calvin klein fall 2012 (photos) | false |
John kerry warns israel against collapse of palestinian authority | false |
What did baby corn say to mommy corn? where's popcorn? | true |
10 tips to help stay mindful at work | false |
Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes | true |
Wildeman tried to kill pregnant girlfriend with car: cops | false |
What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? a dill doe. | true |
What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? the zombie alpacalypse | true |
New gop leader won't back export-import bank reauthorization | false |
Where do you weigh pies? somewhere over a rainbow... | true |
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...a cramberry! | true |
Wedding photo shows bride crying tears of joy over brother's surprise appearance | false |
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? outlaws are wanted | true |
What font was used on wyatt earp's tombstone? sans sheriff. | true |
What has two legs and bleeds? half a dog | true |
Recruit: sir, i missed every target. officer: perfect. *makes him a stormtrooper* | true |
Artist @placeunknown uses instagram to explore gay men and social media | false |
I eventually understood usb type c design... and now, i can't really see any downside in it | true |
More than half of state judges are white men, still | false |
What does a german use to polish his trumpet? toot tonic | true |
Why do redditors post pics of east indian food? for that sweet, sweet korma... | true |
Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka* | true |
Annual how to avoid array overflowing seminar will be held at febuary'29 | true |
‘stranger things’ renewed for season 3 by netflix | false |
Ice lollies are like regular drinks for really patient people. | true |
How a post-planned parenthood world could look for women | false |
Atheists are like a broken pencil they're missing the point | true |
Presidents day is just a holiday created by big president to get us to buy more presidents | true |
Ebay is way to hard to use i searched for lighters, and all i got was 71,274 matches. | true |
What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice? | true |
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes. | true |
Q: how do elephants smell? a: really bad. | true |
You can fix the health care reform hullabaloo | false |
Why can't the bike stand by itself? because it was two-tired. | true |
Parenting in the recession: economic instability associated with 'harsher parenting practices' | false |
What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? a fly's teeny weenie. | true |
My son would be amazed if i showed him a first generation ipod because we've never met | true |
These 11 women are vying for best supporting actress at the 2017 oscars | false |
99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it. | true |
When a honda element crashes into another honda element it becomes a honda compound. | true |
You know what they say.once you go black.... you're a single mother. | true |
Appeals court blocks voter id laws in 3 states | false |
What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? the bronthesaurus. | true |
My cell phone is so nervous whenever i go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on edge. | true |
Why did the pirate date the mermaid? he thought finding x in her algebra would lead to booty. | true |
Use old book pages to create personalized boxes | false |
Living in switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus. | true |
What do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? a cockadockapoo. | true |
Eminem unveils 'marshall mathers lp 2' cover art depicting childhood home in detroit | false |
What do you call an irish armchair? patty o'furniture | true |
Where's my cell? right there. that's not my phone. yes it is. i cleaned it! my cell's white? | true |
How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? very djently. | true |
Spring's brights and lights: neon and pastels in fashion | false |
Nicole byer found the most disgusting thing in her in-flight blanket | false |
Transgender woman alleges harassment at popular times square restaurant | false |
Neil patrick harris, oscars host? 'when they ask me?' says nph | false |
Here's why oliver stone thinks pokémon go could lead to 'totalitarianism' | false |
Balancing dog, jack, helps his owner pop the question (photo) | false |
Damn girl! i think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest! | true |
Why can't edward leave russia this winter? he'll be snowden. | true |
If a rapper named e came out as gay he would say e=mcqueered | true |
Japan ends evacuation order for town hit by fukushima nuclear disaster | false |
For everyone who's wondered what happens to your farts when you transition | false |
7 great books that explain the birds and the bees | false |
What is american soup made from? laughing stock | true |
What did uk say while leaving? it's not eu, it's me | true |
Q: why can't a bicycle stand up? a: it is two tired. | true |
Rooney mara says she 'felt really bad' about 'pan' casting criticism | false |
It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point. | true |
Exploring the feminist themes of 'magic mike xxl' | false |
A lustrous 'pearl fishers' to ring in the new year | false |
Do we need to spend so much on kids to create holiday magic? | false |
Dear santa, all i want for christmas is a copy of your naughty list. love, -tim | true |
What did one suicide bomber say to the other? dude, i don't think it worked. | true |
What did jesus say to the flock of sheep? i herd that. | true |
What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? a group of 40 other suicide bombers. | true |
Why didn't dicaprio laugh at oscar joke? because he didn't get it. | true |
Caitlyn jenner crowns herself a 'social media queen' with her first selfie | false |
Want to know how the cold war was ended? it was with robotussin and space heaters. | true |
What it's like to raise a daughter with down syndrome | false |
What did jay-z call beyonce before marriage? feyonce | true |
America is getting a little erotica just in time for the summer holidays | false |
Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? too many thank you notes to write | true |
15 recipes that'll change your mind about meatloaf | false |
I like my women like i like my wine. twelve years old and locked in a cellar. | true |
What do you call two gay irishmen? michael fitzpatrick and patrick fitzmichael | true |
Nsfw your cock's like mt. everest... it's hard to get up | true |
Donald trump and mitt romney to discuss secretary of state position: report | false |
The travel hacks you should know (but probably don't) | false |
I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it. | true |
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