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Why did the black boy fall off his bike? he didn't, he fell off yours. | true |
Lucky dog survives 300-foot fall after leaping off cliff | false |
Time out tip of the day: september 29, 2013 | false |
Joe biden to men of his generation claiming sexual harassment was 'acceptable': 'give me a break' | false |
You can listen to the cnn gop debate live here | false |
'rupaul's drag race all stars 3' episode 8 recap: which queen snatched the crown? | false |
What did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro? | true |
Bartender: you're the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? me: | true |
1 dead after shooting at delta state university | false |
Can you name even one east african country? well, kenya? | true |
Yah i ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad . | true |
Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month | true |
John dickerson will take over 'face the nation' | false |
Why it's incredibly important to learn to laugh at yourself | false |
Did you hear about the new pop singer that has giant nipples? her name is areola grande. | true |
Miguel tackles immigrant detention centers in his music video for ‘now’ | false |
Saturn storm: nasa's cassini observations show 'almost unbelievable' temperature spike | false |
Kendra spears, aka princess salwa aga khan, models for next | false |
Hillary's so crooked.... hillary's so crooked she needs a kaine! | true |
This year's commencement speakers want grads to try a little peace, love and understanding | false |
Our top 10 geeky engagement rings, wedding bands & ring boxes | false |
Nypd: muslim woman set on fire just before 9/11 anniversary | false |
What happens to pregnant women at a big law firm | false |
Read the full text of sally yates' letter opposing donald trump's muslim ban | false |
I got expelled from school on pajama day. it's not my fault i sleep naked. | true |
Women sure love never chilling the fuck out | true |
I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - mitch hedberg | true |
Marco rubio says he'd end protections for dreamers even without immigration reform | false |
World's oldest hamburger? mcdonald's burger from 1999 almost looks new (video) | false |
Obama laid the groundwork for sexual assault survivors to speak up | false |
What did the drunk egg say? o'm lit! | true |
Whats a hippy?? the thingy where your leggies hang from | true |
There is no me in team. no, wait, yes there is! | true |
Elizabeth warren to fbi: i can think of some other investigations you should release | false |
A stay-at-home mom's response to gwyneth and the mommy wars | false |
The legend of korra: one of the best shows on television | false |
Q: how do you fix a broken chimp? a: with a monkeywrench. | true |
Moving to africa so i can feed my kids for 18 cents a day. | true |
Here's how colton haynes responded to claims about his sexuality | false |
Have you heard the one about the misaddressed letter? you might not get it. | true |
I don't approve of political jokes. i've seen too many of them get elected. | true |
What's blue and square? an orange in disguise! boom!!! | true |
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? nacho cheese. ...ba-doom-tish. | true |
Iran urges global anti-terror fight after munich attack | false |
If your partner cheated on you, should you cheat too? | false |
Exploring israel and palestine -- in search of understanding (and some great tv) | false |
Khloe kardashian and lamar odom reportedly call off divorce | false |
Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and run | true |
Where did napoleon keep his armies? up his sleevies. | true |
My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. it's quite rewarding working from home i tell ya | true |
Conan o’brien ‘reveals’ donald trump’s 2020 campaign slogan | false |
I swear babe, i'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *joseph rolls eyes | true |
Louisiana assesses flood damage as residents return to soaked homes | false |
When i heard the news about nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata | true |
Why don't we call the hindenburg... ... the skytanic? | true |
Mesmerizing images of south american geyser fields reveal the power of the natural world | false |
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. | true |
Why i want a big fat raise for mother's day | false |
Someone asked russell wilson if he wanted to win the super bowl. he said he would pass. | true |
China is genetically engineering mini pigs to sell as pets | false |
Tennessee governor expected to sign bill requiring abortion waiting period | false |
Morning is like someone constantly whispering fuck you into your ear. | true |
How many vegans does it take to... none. nobody needs fucking vegans for anything. | true |
Nick cannon confirms more 'all that' reunions on the way | false |
What do ebola and okcupid have in common? | false |
Mr. t pities the fool. chuck norris rips the fool's head off. | true |
Juliette binoche jumps by the sea: a look back | false |
Q: how many blonde jokes are there? a: one - the rest are all true. | true |
How long is one minute? it depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. | true |
Never correct my son when he calls kanye west, kenny west. | true |
Camila cabello's vote for standout 'havana' cover goes to a rubber chicken | false |
Do your socks have holes in them? no? then how did you get them on? | true |
This girlfriend is a little too excited about couple's one-week anniversary | false |
A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink. | true |
You guys wanna hear a joke? ellen pao | true |
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? bicycle petals ! | true |
Lawyer: read that back? stenographer: i did the murder. judge: omg the stenographer just confessed | true |
I felt like making some penis jokes today. only problem is that they were too *hard* to make. | true |
Tim beckham dances around catcher to score run in bulls-railriders game (video) | false |
The tragic past of the man who is big bird | false |
Want custody of your kids? get involved with their school! | false |
What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? synthia | true |
10 tools for the female entrepreneur on a budget | false |
Women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november? | false |
Donald trump and hillary clinton are on a boat. the boat sinks. who survives? america. | true |
Tsa workers suspended from newark airport for sleeping on the job | false |
How being a parent is like being a superhero | false |
C, eb, and g walk into a bar. the bartender says, sorry, no minors. | true |
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? squidnappers ! | true |
It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. i'm dreading it. | true |
Maybe when we're alive: how life is changing for this gay man in alabama | false |
Ever get high off of watching rambo? i got really stalloned the other night. | true |
This world stroke day, learn how to prevent it -- and f.a.s.t. | false |
Dame judi dench learning to spit lyrics will make you love her even more | false |
Jessica white's ripped jeans flutter in the breeze (photo) | false |
Fewer catholics of all ages are attending mass, gallup study finds | false |
What is large and grey and shoots tourists in africa? an elefanatic, of course. | true |
4 ways to protect your child from identity theft | false |
Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? i still love vista, baby | true |
Pattie boyd's mod '60s look...and how to get it (photos) | false |
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