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Ann romney wouldn't find free-market health care without mitt romney's millions | false |
Why do they make raisin bran commercials? for raisin bran awareness. | true |
Why did fred durst sleep with princess leia? he did it all for the wookie, yeah! | true |
Dear miley: here's what i hope you learned about adulthood after the vmas | false |
Watch: 'trash-talking' dogs prove their bark is worse than their bite | false |
An open letter to the critics of imran khan | false |
Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. one kid started talking and i didn't know who he was. | true |
What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood | true |
Steven bochco, emmy-winning producer of 'hill street blues' and 'nypd blue,' dead at 74 | false |
Linda evangelista, cate edwards, lindsay lohan... does court room style matter? (photos, poll) | false |
If we weren't able to stop bieber fever i seriously doubt america can stop an ebola epidemic. | true |
4 italian recipes that are entirely black and white | false |
After kansas shooting, indian widow fights for immigration reform | false |
What's green and smells like pork? kermit's fingers. | true |
Training the next generation of food system innovators | false |
What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? they know people will blow them. | true |
Why do jewish men get circumcised ...because jewish woman cant resist 20% off. | true |
Republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either | false |
Insiders blame rove for covering up iraq's real wmd | false |
Embrace the suck: why i fight after having cancer seven times | false |
What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? boko harambe. | true |
What do abraham lincoln and peyton manning have in common? neither can finish a play. | true |
19 kris jenner moments that make you crack up every time | false |
Millennials are marrying later than every other generation | false |
What did judas say after capturing jesus? nailed it. | true |
What is at stake in the midterm elections | false |
Bindi irwin shares touching tribute to her dad on 9th anniversary of his death | false |
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? boobies | true |
The real fight of the century was between, jamie foxx and the national anthem | true |
'vampire diaries' showrunner teases possibility of nina dobrev's return | false |
What is bill clintons favorite instrument to play? his whore-monica | true |
Why i'm vowing to use all of my vacation days this year | false |
Bow wow refuses to take the l for that fake photo | false |
(at the dentist) 'your grinding isn't good.' excuse me! i've never had a man complain before. | true |
I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. pushing friends into the pool is funny. | true |
Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw? | true |
How my nerdy childhood prepared me for motherhood in the age of pinterest | false |
Ruth carter, mom, gives birth to first baby born using eeva ivf technique (photos) | false |
12 ways to actually save enough for your dream trip | false |
Let me in, let me in, let me in! i need to go back out again!-my dog! | true |
Was that anti-trump 'snl' protest a success? depends who you ask | false |
Did you hear about the stupid snake? he lost his skin. | true |
Juley, 'swank heights' blogger, loves black and white ensembles (photos) | false |
Yesterday, i was told to check your privilege. i did. it's still there. | true |
Why did the duck go to jail? for smoking quack! | true |
27 reasons the great lakes are truly the greatest (photos) | false |
Ups fails to deliver some packages by christmas. internet explodes. | false |
Giant methane storms on uranus ex-post from r/science | true |
What did the tsunami say to japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. happy thursday all. | true |
Alec baldwin battles real aliens on 'snl' as commander in chief | false |
Sean hannity suggests travel ban judge did 'weed' and 'blow' with barack obama | false |
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips. | true |
Your weekly travel zen: the bluest water you've ever seen | false |
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? a crying saucer. | true |
Whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell | true |
Word of the day exhaustipated...........just too tired to give a sh!t | true |
Supreme court blocks native hawaiians' attempt to form own government | false |
I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of clifford the big red dog's poops. | true |
6 ways to beat stress in a blended family | false |
Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;( | true |
Why did helen keller play the piano with one hand? because she used the other to sing | true |
Every 60 seconds in africa... a minute passes, you racist. | true |
How states can help 5 million kids with a parent behind bars | false |
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? ez. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! banana ! banana who ? banana split so ice creamed ! | true |
What did the vegetables say at the garden party? lettuce turnip the beet | true |
What's the speed limit to sex? 68. once you go 69 you have to stop and turn around. | true |
I pick up hitchhikers cause then when i'm pulled over the weed is his. | true |
Katy perry admits she 'really loved' being married to russell brand | false |
What do you get if you cross queen elizabeth ii and prince phillip? killed in a parisian tunnel. | true |
'training day' tv pilot gets order at cbs | false |
Organics provide no 'meaningful nutritional benefits,' pediatricians say | false |
Lin-manuel miranda and vanessa nadal expecting their second child | false |
Harry shearer files $125 million lawsuit over 'spinal tap' profits | false |
To protect dreamers, congress must pass the dream act | false |
What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor? the training. | true |
I hope kim and kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like bill or jen | true |
Why did the dino dance team fail the talent show? they were all nervous-rex | true |
Simon johnson: if you want to get tough on wall street, here's your man | false |
Elon musk sends electric car into space aboard world's most powerful rocket | false |
I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say i forked up real bad | true |
Artist drapes nearly-naked white women over his shoulders as 'trophy scarves' in latest work | false |
Ben & jerry's just added 3 exciting new flavors to its lineup | false |
If someone peed on me during sex, i'd be like, ha! i've read about this! | true |
Hillary clinton won't rule out questioning the legitimacy of donald trump's election | false |
How do choo choo train go down many mountain? it go toot then thomas tank gives tug | true |
My friend sid was a victim of id theft. now he is known as s. | true |
Guests are like fish after three days, you should probably get rid of them. | true |
The new pope sure lives up to his religion. his roamin around all over the place! | true |
David s. pumpkins returned to 'snl' and we have questions | false |
Count dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, sue. | true |
Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers. | true |
Alicia vikander wins oscar for best supporting actress | false |
Why are hamburgers essential to football? because the game is played on a griddle-iron! | true |
Mila kunis clears up her 'no presents for the kids' christmas tradition | false |
What do you call a well-endowed member of hitler's master race? hungaryan. | true |
What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? the spelling teehee | true |
Pro-clinton union pressured labor official to back out of sanders event | false |
Jaden smith plans to disappear within 10 years | false |
Fact or fiction? identifying reliable integrative medicine resources | false |
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