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Trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute' | false |
Lindsay lohan soaks up the sun in a white bikini | false |
Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round. | true |
Chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls' | false |
Fitness plays a stronger role in survival than weight | false |
9 things you should know before booking your next cruise | false |
Kim kardashian and serena williams take a power women selfie | false |
I buy all my guns from a guy named t-rex he's a small arms dealer | true |
'friends with kids': can it happen in real life? | false |
On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. mind blown | true |
Joan lunden on the greatest challenges of caregiving and cancer | false |
Disney’s first black animator is finally getting the attention he deserves | false |
Wedding toasts: bride and groom craft special beers for their big day toast | false |
You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg | true |
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? blood oranges. | true |
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? through his chest with a sharp knife. | true |
Nick jonas and demi lovato's 'carpool karaoke' session will definitely make you jealous | false |
6 insanely good sweets for your super bowl party | false |
Did you hear about the german republication of mein kampf? it's causing a lot of fuhrer. | true |
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? asking for a freak. | true |
Who makes the best milkshakes ever? michael j. fox. | true |
You're wrong! i touched second base. i missed third... but i touched second. | true |
Cdc director requests salary cut after scrutiny over high pay | false |
Watch what happened when these two men swapped grindr profiles | false |
Brazil in chaos as rousseff's impeachment vote is annulled | false |
Cooking off the cuff: strong flavors and sour oranges for a chicken dinner | false |
Why didn't the president fight with the chair? because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists. | true |
Bethenny frankel sex life: 'i'm a morning sex person' (video) | false |
In our minds, this is what bedhead hair looks like | false |
Lebron james as pennywise the clown is your halloween nightmare come to life | false |
Plumber ditches wife plumber ditches his wife. its over-flo | true |
Why i became the 'fatty' on the westview track | false |
Obama: 'arnold palmer had swagger before we had a name for it' | false |
Ten countries where young people can't find a job: 24/7 wall st. | false |
How did darth vader know what luke had for christmas? he felt his presents. | true |
First gay couple receives marriage license at jailed kentucky clerk's office | false |
How is harrison ford like the reddit admins? both should have said no to the latest update. | true |
Q: why was the chicken happy? a: everything was eggcellent. | true |
Damn girl, are you an octagon? cause there's like 8 different sides to you. | true |
Congrats to lindsay lohan for successfully portraying what happens to mean girls after high school. | true |
Why does santa have 3 houses? one for each of his hoes. | true |
Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving. | true |
Turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears | false |
Alejandro gonzález iñárritu on donald trump and immigration at the dga awards | false |
My fortune cookie reads i peed in your fried rice and it's hand written... | true |
Got a sugar craving? try looking at a photo of a cockroach | false |
What's the difference between slavery and a cow? you stop milking a cow after 150 years. | true |
What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? a $100 bill makes change | true |
Sarah palin bought up all of alaska's pancake mix she's trying to keep her son from battering women | true |
Some-what strange joke what does a white woman make for dinner? reservations. | true |
What do you say to a chav that has got a job? bigmac and fries please | true |
What kind of car does george bush the younger drive? a bmdubya! | true |
3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks. | true |
Google is getting rid of its creepy humanoid robots | false |
What's the best angle to approach any challenge? try-angle. | true |
Who is the poorest guy in the south? the tooth fairy (http://www.laughfactory.com) | true |
What did the muslim sonic say? gotta go fast. | true |
9 myths about young parents -- and the reality behind them | false |
What do you call a spanish speaking coffee translatte. | true |
Why are gay men so mean? nsfw because they're all fucking assholes. | true |
Kill 'em with kindness: why i choose love | false |
5 faith facts about gov. john kasich: 'god is with me wherever i happen to be' | false |
Nyt's charles blow says 'enough is enough' with trump | false |
Iraq to investigate claims of unaoil corruption against top officials | false |
Me (having a disagreement with a friend): i'd like to speak to your manager | true |
I have an epileptic friend... he's a jerk... | true |
How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby. | true |
3 ways to listen to your body before your brain explodes | false |
It's time for obama to confront xi on tibet and human rights | false |
What did the frenchman say after 80? blaze it. | true |
Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. i won. | true |
A tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out | true |
Why are we so scared of teenage girls? | false |
What do you call a gay man's ball sack? mud flaps. | true |
You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? i have sex daily | true |
Michael jackson tribute: ola ray, 'thriller' actress, dedicates crazy music video to late singer | false |
Did you hear the story about the frog? it was ribbeting. | true |
How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? a tahini bit. | true |
Talking to marco rubio: a scripted candidate suddenly gets chatty | false |
He did what?: 17 hilariously strange kid habits | false |
Into the mouths of babes: the case for minding our business! | false |
What are the muppet's views on the paranormal? it's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo) | true |
Feeling resentful? 6 hard facts about shared work | false |
What is faster hot or cold? hot, because you can catch a cold. | true |
What did the scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? he kilt himself | true |
What would elvis presley be doing if he were alive today? scratching at the inside of his coffin. | true |
How does alabama keep alcohol out of high school? change the drinking age to 25 | true |
Men, women and children! why we have become e-zombies! | false |
What is a double amputee's favorite video game? league of leg ends. | true |
What do donald trump and his chromosomes have in common? there is one too many of them. | true |
The 6 things you need to buy this spring | false |
I miss being able to use the excuse i wasn't home when you called. | true |
Sabra recalls hummus products over listeria concern, again | false |
Cities across the west coast are uniting against monsanto | false |
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? because it got stuck in a crack | true |
Jon stewart’s attempt to defend trump to stephen colbert fails spectacularly | false |
Women: five reasons your divorce is your fault | false |
Did you hear about that glacier off the coast of italy? it was a romaine iceberg | true |
Brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say | false |
What do we want?! redundancy! what do we want?! red-uhh. redundancy? | true |
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