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I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. her name is svetlana. | true |
Have you seen my lsd? no but have you seen the dragon in the kitchen? | true |
Chanel recreates versailles in a beverly hills garden | false |
Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. teacher dies due to... asphyxiation. | true |
Guys, you're spraying on too much. it's a reason the word cologne rhymes with alone. | true |
Ryder ripps: alone together, solo exhibition at red bull studios, new york (video) | false |
If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it. | true |
The drawdown of the un mission in liberia resumes | false |
Fox news host says ahmed mohamed 'did a really dumb thing' by bringing clock to school | false |
Kenya's president calls gay rights a nonissue during obama visit | false |
Schools' love affair with technology is a reckless romance | false |
Have you ever had african food? neither have they. | true |
5 pre-black friday deals that are just as good as the real thing | false |
John boyega breaks out his 'star wars' costume to visit sick fans at children's hospital | false |
Playwright oliver mayer talks “yerma in the desert” and lgbtq issues (audio) | false |
How do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream. | true |
How do you find will smith in the snow? just follow the fresh prints! | true |
7 rope crafts that will make you think rustic chic (photos) | false |
J.k. rowling wishes magic could reverse u.k.'s vote for brexit | false |
Blue moon photos: second full moon of august wows observers around the world | false |
See how our country is failing women in one simple map | false |
Creepy photos of abandoned insane asylums will keep you up at night | false |
Bernie sanders' power put to the test in new york congressional race | false |
If i could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me the wizard of awwws. | true |
Trump's voter fraud czar, and his claims about illegal voting, are about to go on trial | false |
What do you call an old person from portugal? a portugeeser | true |
Delightful video proves that kids actually do listen to their parents | false |
Starting a new habit? follow this three-step plan | false |
Store sales: the retailers where you should never pay full-price | false |
Barack obama: look to a veteran 'whenever the world makes you cynical' | false |
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! | true |
Where did josh duggar take his first ashley madison date? subway | true |
Paul manafort accused of bank fraud in new mueller court documents | false |
Why can't girls play hockey? their pads can't last three periods | true |
From my 4 year old: what do you call a penguin that can't win? a peng-lose! | true |
Why i'm glad my ex stopped paying child support | false |
Cockroach milk might be the hot new superfood, according to science | false |
Childhood asthma rates are leveling off except in one group of kids | false |
It's time to rethink what we consider an oscar performance | false |
Here's what fall foliage looks like in the states you'll drive through to reach canada | false |
Gwissues: one on one with chaz bono (video) | false |
I used to have a height complex... but i grew out of it. | true |
Why was the scalar depressed? because he had no direction. | true |
Violence and arrests at trump rallies are way more common than you may think | false |
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package. | true |
Donald trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter he just has alternative family values | true |
Donald trump got more votes in ohio than hillary clinton | false |
What kind of bat hangs upside-down? an acrobat. | true |
Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in greece? because greece lightening | true |
6 things to look for in your next home | false |
What is the world famous chef gordan's favorite football team? the ramsays | true |
Stephen colbert says moby is just as credible as kellyanne conway | false |
Salad tastes pretty good once you add some nutella and throw away the salad. | true |
What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? both don't shower until after 3 periods. | true |
‘the bachelor’ season 21, episode 8: here to make friends podcast | false |
If you're keeping score in your relationship, i promise you, you're losing. | true |
Amy schumer shares childhood video to announce she's opening for madonna | false |
What do you do if your gf is having siezures in the bathtub? throw in your laundry. | true |
Trump's hollywood star is vandalized with a swastika | false |
Why didn't abraham lincoln go to jail? because he was in-a-cent! | true |
Senate blocks government funding bill tied to abortion | false |
Friday talking points -- double standards and hypocrisy | false |
Samira wiley reenacts mlk speech, defends art as a form of resistance | false |
Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. because that is where the isis. | true |
On trade, the gop tax plan is bonkers | false |
I got peanut butter on my camera now every picture is a jif | true |
How do you raise a baby elephant ? with a fork lift truck ! | true |
What a hillary clinton nomination means for the glass ceiling (hint: not much) | false |
Did democrats back the wrong candidate in pennsylvania? | false |
Marc jacobs working with miley cyrus, how did this happen? | false |
Yep, donald trump was once popular among african-americans | false |
Monday's morning email: inside trump's planned assault on medicaid | false |
Zayn malik thanks one direction in first public appearance since leaving the group | false |
Early wedding photos had no touching, no smiles, no hashtags | false |
7 pieces of fitness advice we actually want to follow | false |
A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. i think they're reigning cats and dogs. | true |
Why is victoria beckham not in a commercial for 'old spice'? | true |
Awkward engagement photos: couple shares hilarious 'outtakes' (photos) | false |
You might say i'm socially constipated... ... ... i haven't given a shit in years. | true |
Two guys walk into a bar. the 3rd one ducks | true |
Why did the pervert cross the road? because he was stuck to the chicken... | true |
What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? so you're the one! | true |
On a recent flight i was surprised to be served breakfast. although it was only plane yogurt. | true |
One glimpse of these baby kit foxes and you'll be hooked | false |
If two chainz orchestrated 9-11 he'd be called two planes | true |
A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin he was charged with breaking and entering. | true |
Much of america will kick off 2018 with record low temperatures | false |
I'll think of a good herb joke... when i have some thyme | true |
We have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s. | false |
Ava duvernay on tackling trump: my plan is to 'resist' | false |
What it's like to be transgender in the british royal navy | false |
3 books every girl should read before starting college | false |
Zach gilford, 'friday night lights' actor, had a breathtaking wedding (photos) | false |
Kristen bell saves the day again, rescues 82-year-old grandma from hurricane irma | false |
Israeli forces kill palestinian assailant as violence surges | false |
Dana carvey jabs romney on 'tonight show' (video) | false |
What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries ciudad | true |
Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? it seems pretty ordinary to me. | true |
It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. we actually just don't like you. | true |
What does the isis member say about telling good jokes? it's all in the execution. | true |
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