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'love hormone' may aid women's recovery after childbirth | false |
A boss is like a diaper always on your ass, and usually full of shit. | true |
Yo' mama is like... ass hair yo' mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t. | true |
Health company ceo personally drives across border to save a patient's life | false |
My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence | true |
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? they are both empty from the neck up! | true |
Usa taekwondo coach banned from sport over sexual assault accusations | false |
What did one earthquake say to the other? .... .... was that your fault or mine? | true |
I once went five years without having sex then i turned six and my uncle raped me | true |
I took a picture of the fog with my new iphone 7.... imist | true |
Roberto cavalli: 'karl lagerfeld, he looks ridiculous' (photos) | false |
In the face of violence, dallas police vow to continue de-escalation tactics | false |
Why do women wear bras anyway? if you need something to hold your boobs, men are here. | true |
What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? urine charge now. | true |
Your child's autism cures you from trying to please everyone | false |
Blackout: dish subscribers in 36 states lose access to nearly 130 stations | false |
Huffpost hill - obama sentences nation to several days of trump tweets about chelsea manning | false |
The two life-changing things i learned from having a panic attack | false |
La times publisher accused of sexual misconduct, 'frat house' behavior | false |
What's another name for an parent? someone who's stopped growing except around the waist. | true |
This mcdonald's ad beats any world cup shot so far | false |
Why did the music teacher get arrested so doe mi | true |
Why can't redditors sew? because the thread has been locked by a moderator | true |
Hillary clinton's latino outreach director finally becomes a u.s. citizen | false |
I gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer. | true |
The sustainable family: turning tech into an ally for closeness, creativity and community | false |
Federal excise tax on sugar would be sweet | false |
What do australians call the state in which sydney is located? (nsfw) new south fucking wales | true |
Don't have unprotected phone sex. you might get hearing aids | true |
Proof that '90s jingles will haunt you forever | false |
Hey, look at the bright side... oh i'm sorry, you don't have one of those. | true |
What do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu! | true |
Elizabeth warren pushed to run for president at major progressive gathering | false |
What do you call mariah carey when she eats at a indian restuarant? mariah curry | true |
An attitude of gratitude: what this one little emotion can do for your life | false |
Why don't dead people sneeze? because they're too busy coffin. | true |
I rode a horse today. in other words, i had sex with sara jessica parker | true |
There are 10 types of people in this world those who can read binary and those who can't. | true |
Why was c afraid ? because other alphabets were **not-cs** | true |
All i'm saying is, i've never seen my ex and satan in the same room together. | true |
Q: how do you deal with heavy traffic? a: heavy psychedelics. | true |
Japan travel: inuyama, cormorants, calligraphy, candy and a castle | false |
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? yes. | true |
Emma watson can't get the devil off her back in this 'regression' clip | false |
Dear president trump, refugees are -- and will always be -- welcome | false |
Jimmy kimmel roasts donald trump throughout oscar opening | false |
Most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible | false |
We don't have taco bell in south africa because this country's been through too much already. | true |
First choice seeks official slide tester at splashworld water parks | false |
If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road. | true |
Donald trump just tweaked his tax plan. it's still a massive giveaway to the rich. | false |
Why do isis fighters avoid montreal restaurants? because they serve poutine. | true |
American sniper dials in on the reality of war | false |
25 signs your relationship won't survive much longer | false |
What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? if the rubber snaps, you're screwed | true |
I really could use some steroids. my balls are just way too big. | true |
How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? just juan. | true |
The mathematician worked from home, because he only functioned in his domain. | true |
Can a 3-year-old represent herself in immigration court? this judge thinks so. | false |
I was asked by a feminist how i viewed lesbian relationships.. in hd was not the right answer... | true |
I like my women like my asian food: hot and sweet. | true |
May 18-22, 166th annual apa conference: a profession in need of a brand makeover | false |
U.s. rates of double-mastectomies for breast cancer vary by state | false |
What do dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common? their biggest hit was the wall. | true |
How dare you judge her size... the woman has had three children! for lunch? | true |
Gardens are insane. oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly. | true |
Surprise parties for lindsey lohan probably have that intervention-y feeling at first. | true |
To wed inside or out, that is the question | false |
Toilet stolen from police station... cops have nothing to go on | true |
Boy driven away in stolen car gets rescued after he picks up phone | false |
Why did the snowman have his pants down? because he heard the snowblower was coming. | true |
How a tory burch store inspired a home makeover | false |
I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them. | true |
How does satan measure his mass? in pentagrams. | true |
Trevor noah sees advantage to donald trump's nonstop tweeting | false |
Moderate alcohol consumption may lower rheumatoid arthritis risk: study | false |
Facebook to launch news app with cnn, mashable, cbs, washington post as partners | false |
Anne hathaway's wedding veil and other ways good vintage can go bad (photos) | false |
Parents and poverty: this recession can hurt for a generation | false |
What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? a thief snatches your watch... | true |
Amazing, cheap gifts for food people that are under $10 (gift guide) | false |
At what age should you start using eye cream? | false |
Donald trump's penis got more airtime than these 11 issues | false |
Watch this angry worker give the best critique of corporate greed ever | false |
Dmx’s cover of ‘rudolph the red-nosed reindeer’ is a gift to the world | false |
What did goku want to be when he was growing up? a saiyantist! | true |
How a naked emperor taught me to reject wipe warmers | false |
Trump is 'not my bride,' putin says at economic summit | false |
What do you call a big pile of kittens? a meowtain. edit: meowntain. happy now?? | true |
Act presidential. eat where the president eats in d.c. | false |
Diane von furstenberg's new york city penthouse in architectural digest | false |
Chemical ali, chemical bashar -- it has to stop | false |
My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... he brought her out and said, meet patty | true |
Q: what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? a: a nervous wreck. | true |
What is a 6.9 ? a good thing ruined by a period. | true |
12 things to tell my son before his wedding day | false |
Kate middleton & irina shayk: new style twins? (photos, poll) | false |
Jimmy fallon's viewers dream of some pretty dope superpowers | false |
Katie couric hosts aimee copeland who suffered from flesh-eating bacteria | false |
If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! it's a subterfuge... | true |
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