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What do you call people who worship paper bags? sack religious | true |
If i had a dollar for every time i think about you, i'd start thinking about you. | true |
Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. hey, thanks for the compliment! | true |
Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? it got pissed off. | true |
Keith olbermann: scaramucci underscores 1 thing about trump's administration | false |
A feminist asked me how i see lesbians apparently in hd wasn't the right answer | true |
Republicans: no border funds unless obama ups deportations | false |
Egypt claims to have killed the leader of isis' sinai affiliate | false |
The existential weight of motherhood: 'will i die, mom?' | false |
'repetition is a response to extreme fear' -- a conversation with the markrams | false |
Explore america: celebrity travel spotlight with singer-songwriter kath bloom | false |
What do you call a brony in a wheelchair? virgin mobile | true |
Democrats think hillary clinton is their best shot to win the white house | false |
Hurricane sandy: long island braces for flooding, power outages | false |
This is how you're really supposed to use chopsticks | false |
Florida voter purge fiasco may complicate jeb bush's appeal to minorities | false |
Why do cows have bells? because their horns don't work! | true |
Had scab soup today made it from scratch. | true |
Patti labelle and her youtube fan have a lot up their sleeves | false |
The 39 most iconic college town food joints across north america | false |
How does bob marley like his donuts? preferably not dead from cancer. | true |
How to wear pantone's radiant orchid and not look like barney | false |
If you refuse to take a nap... are you resisting a rest? | true |
The greatest -- muhammad ali -- dies at 74 | false |
Why doesnt kermit like elephants? they always want to play leap-frog with him. | true |
Knock. knock. oh. hang on a minute..... i haven't thought this through.. | true |
What does monica lewinsky and soda machine have in common? | true |
Dc's museum of african american history is the city's greenest | false |
Advice column publishes dad's completely ridiculous baby name question | false |
Don henley calls glenn frey his 'brother' in heartbreaking statement | false |
Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. oxygin is pure gin. hydrogin is gin and water. | true |
Just looking at this giant onion will make you cry | false |
4 strategies nasa used to market the moon | false |
1 in 9 of donald trump's tweets is a diss | false |
How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water? | true |
Here's where you can drink in public in america (infographic) | false |
Dmitry klokov, olympics silver medalist weightlifter, works out with daughter (video) | false |
Why don't communists ever learn? because there are no classes. | true |
I'm a party animal... because when i go to parties i end up pissing on the floor | true |
Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? your grip. | true |
Bill cosby isn't the exception, he's the rule | false |
'guardians of the galaxy vol. 2' soars past 'fate of the furious' at the box office | false |
The united states now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk bud dum tss. | true |
Watch obama's last state of the union address online here | false |
Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said to be continued. | true |
Prince harry pushes end to child marriage in nepal | false |
Why can't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in a separate box. | true |
Breaking news: tuesdays suck just as much as mondays. | true |
Gay man and his mom open up about beautiful viral hidden camera coming out video | false |
Alaska airlines flight attendants say new uniforms are making them sick (video) | false |
It still makes me sad to think there are people out there who have a favorite kardashian. | true |
1924 pullman couch company ad oversells sofa beds, which were around back then (photo) | false |
What do viagra and disney world have in common? a one-hour wait for a two-minute ride | true |
Why did adele cross the street? to say hello...from the other side | true |
Ihop brings the heat in twitter feud with denny's | false |
Pasta cooking tips by cook smarts: do it like an italian (video) | false |
19 women react to the messy, imperfect 'girls' finale | false |
Stray pit bull stuck in tire is set free... and gets a sweet surprise | false |
There will be no running from dinosaurs in heels in the 'jurassic world' sequel | false |
South africans give ruling anc worst election results since taking power | false |
What do you call a guy who plays fallout? a fall out boy. | true |
What did the japanese chef say when his mother died? well, that's the edamame. | true |
The voyage of the hermione and 235 years of franco-american friendship | false |
What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? the turd rake. | true |
Here's what happens when someone sneezes on an airplane | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer. | true |
What did the canadian think of his hardwood flooring? it was oak, eh! | true |
Search underway after disneyland guest with autism drops lanyard while collecting pins | false |
Why do women wear make up and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink | true |
'unicorns' may be rare, but here’s what’s really unusual in tech | false |
There's something horribly familiar about the accusations against harvey weinstein | false |
What's a rastafari's least favourite product? roundup, because it kills the *weed*! | true |
So, a byslexic guy walks into a dar... | true |
I run a support group for premature ejaculators every friday at 6. but everybody comes early. | true |
My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings. | true |
I dated stephen hawking but had to break it off. he just wasn't a very stand-up guy. | true |
My new thesaurus is terrible. it's also terrible. | true |
What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? trump's tie | true |
What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? reddit. | true |
Ombre for free? how i got in on this haircolor trend at home (photos) | false |
Most common reasons for seeing a doctor revealed in new study | false |
Where does moses get his coffee? hebrews it. | true |
20 creepy valentines that will remind you love is dead | false |
How to clean laminate floors with baby shampoo | false |
A child asks his father: why is grandpa running daddy? shut up son, and give me another shell. | true |
Illegal immigrants do jobs that americans don't want. like marrying donald trump. | true |
What's gordon ramsay's favourite movie? it's still fucking frozen!!! | true |
Gop elites are begging for a real trump reset | false |
It's weird that american restaurants serve ice water in winter | false |
Little girl saves capsized boat with her crazy legs | false |
Claire’s pulls makeup after mom finds asbestos in 6-year-old’s kit | false |
Are you a free-range parent? you should be | false |
An open and personal email to hillary clinton from a contemporary | false |
Why did the man put a clock under his desk? he wanted to work overtime. | true |
Montana tv station won't air recording of gop candidate's attack on journalist | false |
Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? one, you asshole. | true |
Where does saddam hussein keep his plates? in iraq. | true |
When should you get a mammogram? a definitive guide | false |
Turkish leftist group retracts claim of responsibility for istanbul bomb attack | false |
What does the german wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning? gluten morgen! | true |
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