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This is the pizza hut x doritos locos tacos mashup you've been waiting for	false
What do a boston marathon runner and hitler have in common? neither can finish a race.	true
Watch: the insanely easy way to poach a dozen eggs at once	false
No butts about it: your pocket-dials aren't safe	false
What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....dam.	true
When life gives you melons you might be a woman	true
Leading causes of injury death among children: what parents need to know	false
Why did the spider land on the keyboard? she wanted a new website.	true
Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? he almost pulled it off.	true
What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? well hung.!	true
Jennifer lawrence says liam and chris hemsworth are gross, scab-eating animals	false
When i rt what i'm actually saying is fuck i wish i wrote that	true
Do you know why moon rocks taste better than earth rocks? because they are a little meteor!	true
Urban garden aims to bridge gap between 'old' and 'new' harlem	false
With supreme court appeal, texas wants to keep congressional map intact	false
Officer draws gun on man filming him, asks if he's 'constitutionalist crazy guy'	false
6 things you need to know about dating with depression (after a breakup)	false
How did the italian die? talking while driving.	true
My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes. i told her to lighten up.	true
Jesus could walk on water but stephen hawking runs on batteries	true
What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence.	true
Ladies, the word for the day is legs. spread the word.	true
What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? formula one!	true
The type of meditation you haven't been practicing (but should be)	false
The tsarnaev victims should have their say on sentence	false
1,200 kids die from malaria a day. low-cost preventative treatments could change that	false
I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. i shot a vulture.	true
I called my fishing boat dubstep because it's the only time i drop the bass.	true
Selma blair's style evolution from 'cruel intentions' actress to hollywood mom (photos)	false
Q: how does a cow add and subtract? a: with a cowculator.	true
cooks dinner for family gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm	true
What do you call a spaniard kissing a door? a conquistador!	true
What to look forward to as a senior	false
Mun2 upfront move forward as grammy museum honors rivera (slideshow)	false
7 wonderful (and easy) indian dishes you can make at home	false
What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? she mined her own business.	true
'moonlight' director barry jenkins to turn last year's biggest book into a tv series	false
Six-and-a-half odd tips to win your march madness office pool	false
Apple to fight order to break encryption on san bernardino shooter's iphone	false
Obama jokes about the last time he was this high	false
Marriage study: marriage better than cohabitation depending on race, study says	false
J.k. rowling highlights an important thread about the realities of anxiety	false
You're not fat. you're just... easier to see!	true
20 times a sandwich cut in half was the most beautiful thing on earth (photos)	false
Seth meyers hits back at john kelly's daca insult  by roasting 'lazy' donald trump	false
Which knight invented the round table? sir cumference	true
Exercise with a cold: is it safe to work out while sick?	false
Rethink review: the amazing spider-man -- slightly different, hardly amazing	false
With 'one mississippi,' the moment for women storytellers is now	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! sorry if repost	true
What does bruce lee drink when he's thirsty? wa-tah!	true
8 majestic islands in europe that most tourists don’t know about (yet)	false
Why do redneck men enjoy halloween so much? they love to pump kin.	true
Yale classmate: we did the prank test that ben carson’s talking about	false
Your first look at the epic 'star wars' covergirl collaboration	false
Reflections on veterans day... from a vietnam vet who went to war on november 11	false
What kind of orange juice do jews drink? all kinds, just not concentrated	true
France trolls trump with 'corrected' video on paris climate accord	false
Being single isn't always bad. look at kraft cheese for example.	true
Two fish in a tank. one says to the other... how do you drive this thing?	true
Sometimes i'll catch my reflection in a mirror and i'll be like, oh no, that can't be right.	true
Ava duvernay pays tribute to michelle obama's slave ancestor	false
There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out.	true
Jeff sessions' voting rights record is so bad that common cause will oppose him	false
Did you hear about a band called 1020 mb? they haven't got a gig yet.	true
Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.	true
Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? u.s.a. 8, ethiopia didn't	true
Inquiries into russian election hacking include three fbi probes	false
Women tweet cheeky selfies in solidarity with politician called ‘lipstick on a pig’	false
Allow me to brighten your day :) http://imgur.com/gallery/6qogr	true
What's going on in paris is outrageous. you think the french would have surrendered by now.	true
What's big and hairy and climbs up the empire state building in a dress? queen kong.	true
How much does a rabbi charge for circumcision? nothing. he just keeps the tips.	true
Mexican and black jokes are all the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal.	true
Woah! brian williams' fly is wide open! newsflash.	true
Virginia alder, flight attendant, reveals her in-flight beauty approach	false
The best race of iditarod 2015 didn't take place in front of huge crowds or a television audience	false
Just a taste... lemme kiss that newborn so i know what the inside of your wife tastes like.	true
Chris christie sunbathing in his beach chair is a photoshop dream	false
My wife and i just renewed our vows of celibacy.	true
Where you live helps determine whether you'll survive hiv/aids	false
I've met many richards... however, some of them are dicks.	true
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? with a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!	true
Roy moore backers say george soros is paying women to lie about him	false
These stunning city skylines will give you another reason to travel the world, right now	false
What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (offensive) triple kill!	true
Since you asked, roy moore, here is why victims of sexual violence wait decades to come forward	false
George h. w. bush released from hospital after fall	false
The breastfeeding chronicles: 'there were several days when i was just crying'	false
Enslaved by native americans: why i helped create indigenous peoples day in los angeles	false
I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered.	true
I just dropped 15 pounds! but don't worry, i unplugged the toilet afterwards.	true
Cleveland calls on homeless to help report suspicious activity during rnc	false
What's the difference between a doctor and god? god doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.	true
Huffpollster: social media users are sick of arguing about the election	false
Batman is the worst partner ever during police ride-along	false
It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. idiots.	true
Conversation with elena brower on 'the art of attention'	false
Stretchmarks are the new sexy: why your postpartum body is worth celebrating	false
A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community.	true

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