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The memory on my phone is fifa'ed sorry.....corrupt. | true |
Cosmopolitan is researching political candidates so you don't have to | false |
Have you seen stevie wonder's wife? he didn't either. | true |
Life with a tbi: what i wish i had known when i first hit my head | false |
Chuck norris has only farted once. the last time that he did, the universe was created. | true |
What does jimmy buffett's chicken say? it's 5 o'cluck somewhere. | true |
Trump spent 49 seconds of sotu on overdose crisis that claimed 64,000 lives in a year | false |
I automatically hate whoever declined to be interviewed for this documentary. | true |
Did you hear the joke about ebola? never mind, you won't get it. | true |
The longest joke in the world... is very long. | true |
Bill maher slams focus on the family & being wrong with no penalty (video) | false |
Delta air lines is bringing back free meals | false |
Who was the winner of the first tour de france? the wehrmacht tank division. | true |
Solange knowles quit instagram after trolls targeted her son | false |
Samantha bee issues appeal to 'our impending first family,' the pences | false |
John oliver agrees with you for 22 minutes | true |
Why are boxers never late to their fights? because they have developed very good punch quality. | true |
Auspicious mazi -- rugelach with almond-azuki bean filling | false |
President obama does lightning pose with usain bolt | false |
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television. | true |
How much did everyone else pay for your flight? | false |
California bakery can refuse to make cakes for same-sex weddings, judge rules | false |
Don't be sexist. it's just wrong. and being wrong is for women. | true |
Why are they called dive bars? because they have pool | true |
How to make pumpkin treats for your dog | false |
Texas college bans gay athletes from dating or supporting same-sex marriage | false |
What do you call it when... a guy from massachusetts doesn't pull out? a boston cream pie! | true |
Thanksgiving with the mondavis: a family reunited and its rich legacy | false |
I don't know why chic-fil-a is so popular... their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth. | true |
Jennifer lawrence's two beauty looks: which do you like best? (poll) | false |
What do you call a talk on male anatomy? a semenar | true |
Im so glad i learned sign language its pretty handy | true |
'more powerful than the march of mighty armies is an idea whose time has come' | false |
Bus crash during haiti parade kills at least 34 people | false |
Huffpost hill - long conspiracy hours really putting strain on illuminati marriages | false |
If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic. | true |
Like if you believe in god. remember he saw you reading this. | true |
Did you know japanese goddess izanami was a nazi? just read her name backwards! | true |
Guy in wheelchair spotted on google earth lol | true |
2 dead after police cadet opens fire on ex's house | false |
How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? she fell out of the tree. | true |
I hear seatbelts save lives! nope, nevermind, still have cancer. | true |
San francisco on the cheap: do this, skip that in hipsterland | false |
What the 0 said to the 8 ? nice belt, dude ! | true |
Camping tip: if you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north. | true |
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again? | true |
What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? that's no gouda | true |
Thegrio.com's todd johnson to become nbc blk's editorial manager | false |
I bet seal is terrified of shark week. | true |
Death row inmate loses fight over kosher food | false |
Q: what do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? a: a receding hare-line. | true |
Jennifer lopez when she was still 'jenny from the block' (photos) | false |
John lewis’ book sales skyrocket after trump's appalling tweet | false |
Why do people starve? when food tastes so good. | true |
Federal judge rips doj for letting corporate lawbreakers off easy | false |
Nothing says defeat than deleting your own tweet. | true |
6 fascinating food facts you never saw coming (photos) | false |
Out singer-songwriters honor orlando victims with haunting new song | false |
How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one - you fucking bigot. | true |
What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? you get insta-gram | true |
Abominable snowman busted for dui after wreck in oregon | false |
Arianna huffington tells grads they must 'recharge and refuel' to show real leadership | false |
Trump will not campaign for roy moore in alabama, white house says | false |
Val kilmer spotted without breathing device around his neck in london | false |
Tuesday's morning email: could hackers be targeting u.s. elections? | false |
Qwop must be what it's like to run for autistic people. | true |
I hate it when i'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera. | true |
Connecting human decisions with wildlife decisions: part 1 | false |
12 tweets that'll bring great joy to beer drinkers who hate ipas | false |
Texas, 12 other states push to block feds from enforcing trans bathroom guidance | false |
Zombies must be great with girls. they're always getting into their guts. | true |
A classy crop top: from the stylelist network | false |
Snl alum on why he's 'had it' with democrats | false |
What's hillary's favorite pizza place? little seizures edit: credit to joe biggs @rambobiggs | true |
Ryan lochte robbed at gunpoint in rio with 3 other u.s. swimmers | false |
Chicago takes a hit from the fdic as new city bank fails with no acquirer | false |
An interview with a revolutionary, professor peter mclaren | false |
What do you call a person with no brain? a no-brainer | true |
My boss told me to have a good day.. so i went home. | true |
Your harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect harvard less. | true |
Fox news host jesse watters finally gets in trouble for something | false |
Why was the salt upset. because his best friend went to join the peperami. | true |
Why are you wearing? - existentialist reporter on the red carpet | true |
What font is used for alphabet soup. times new ramen | true |
Donald trump's border wall proves how little he knows about mexican immigration | false |
Sofia coppola learns what the bechdel test is during an interview | false |
Hepatitis c treatment cures up to 90%: study | false |
How raising the minimum wage to $15 changed these workers' lives | false |
Celebrity look-alikes: divorced stars who dated their ex's doppelganger post-split | false |
Nyt boasts profit growth despite quarterly decline in digital ad revenue | false |
Cara delevingne is unrecognizable as enchantress on empire cover | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and in a can. | true |
What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? urea! | true |
I poured my root beer into a square cup now i've just got beer. | true |
I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, i see just fine. | true |
After watching interstellar, i really want to buy a lincoln. | true |
Help me obi wan kenobi. you're my only never mind. batman's here. | true |
I hate my new hair cut. hopefully it will grow on me. | true |
10 reasons our parents had it so much easier | false |
Inspiring quotes: our 9th 'most fearless tweet' finalist! (photos) | false |
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