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I'll tell you what i know about dwarves very little | true |
Mitt romney has a huge new conflict-of-interest problem | false |
Alec baldwin goes off on sexist twitter rant against female journalist | false |
What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold? an illumi-neti pot | true |
Ruth bader ginsburg walked all over texas' restrictive abortion law | false |
That hermès bag from 'blue jasmine' cost more than the film's entire costume budget | false |
6 ways to stick to your cycling resolutions | false |
What has 10 letters and starts with gas? automobile. | true |
Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted | true |
Did you know that when you meet an indian you can choose not to mention slumdog millionaire? | true |
What's the connection between memorial day and radio countdowns? | false |
What do you call a masterbating zombie? a deadbeat. | true |
Cnn's jeffrey lord says paul ryan is the real racist for criticizing trump | false |
Just downloaded the myspace app and my ipad transformed into a commodore 64. | true |
Kid's to-do list: adorable tasks a child has to complete in a day | false |
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil. | true |
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the hula? sure order a burger and a shake! | true |
Customer: couldn't you see i was going bald? barber: no the shine from your head blinded me. | true |
Most of my alone time is just a cataloging of hatreds and revenge scenarios. | true |
Kanye's 'yeezus': album name and june 18 release date confirmed | false |
I auditioned for a role in star wars: the force awakens unfortunately, i was a white male. | true |
Woman finally beats claw machine, emotions run high | false |
When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant. | true |
I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them. | true |
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? twelve, you got a problem with that? | true |
I like my women like i like my scotch 12-14 years old | true |
Queer eye's karamo brown has a personal reason to support march for our lives | false |
Evan bayh, veteran hoosier politician, fails to retake senate seat in indiana | false |
I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date. | true |
Chelsea clinton walks back remarks suggesting marijuana can be deadly | false |
Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke. joke. jooooooooooke. | true |
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? sparky | true |
The presidential cookie poll let us down this year | false |
U.s. swimmers to face disciplinary commission over false rio robbery claims | false |
How do you know princess diana has dandruff? they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox. | true |
What do you call sex with a black person? beastiality. | true |
Which drink makes a gorilla feel tipsy? an ape-ricot sour! | true |
Did you guys hear about the ceo of reddit? i heard he's a great guy. | true |
Trump: chief of staff kelly to settle kushner security dispute | false |
Jennifer lopez is coming to a tv screen near you on 'shades of blue' | false |
Hillary clinton was totally free to delete personal emails, doj claims | false |
A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... i'll take the eggs, please. | true |
2 palestinians shot dead after ramming cars into israeli troops | false |
Jared fogle blames victim's parents in new court motion | false |
Why did helen keller's dog kill itself? you would too if you were named auuurraaagggghhh! | true |
John krasinski marriage: actor talks wife emily blunt (video) | false |
Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness. | true |
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. | true |
Presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair | false |
This musical homage to 1980s dance is just the thing to get you moving | false |
Camila alves reveals why she's not a size 0, shares favorite hair and makeup tips (photos) | false |
Jeb bush tweets out 'jeb!' logo ahead of 2016 campaign launch | false |
Why does harrison ford run from wesley snipes? because he's the blade runner. | true |
The farmers' market cookbook: winter squashes and pumpkins | false |
House passes an abortion ban after letting children's health program expire | false |
Have you ever had sex in the forest? it's fucking in tents. | true |
Ina garten is getting a new show and our hearts can't take it | false |
Why do so many people like hanging out with mr. mushroom? because he's a fungi! | true |
What do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.. | true |
'harry potter'-themed stilettos exist (and we want them) | false |
Elementary class solves one of the world's biggest mysteries in 10 minutes | false |
What did the hat say to the tie? you just hang here, ill go on ahead | true |
8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously | false |
Drowsy driving delivers unto us a horde of bees and thousands of potatoes | false |
Cruze buttermilk: one family farm in tennessee goes old school (video) | false |
My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why i use a plane. | true |
Cookie monster finally tells us how to get to 'sesame street' | false |
Which is the most common font i mexico? el vetica. | true |
Nostalgia sure isn't what it used to be. | true |
Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... everyone knows that rihanna doesn't fight back. | true |
I recently came into a lot of money. the bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves. | true |
A joke i heard about the greatest story never told | true |
How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? i'll tell you the answer tomorrow. | true |
Rick santorum explains everything that's wrong with the gop's worship of job creators | false |
What did the daddy salt say to his son? stop cracking your nacles. | true |
Obama's heroin pledge has a huge obstacle, senator says | false |
John oliver: the election is now about anthony weiner's penis | false |
Breaking news: they just found hillary's emails. 30 thousand 'penis enlargement' offers. | true |
Chicago has the most active online cheaters, according to infidelity site victoria milan | false |
Rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk' | false |
10 comics that depict your darkest feelings with freakish accuracy | false |
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship i apologize and you are right. | true |
Tips on how to get girls tip 1. don't be ugly. | true |
These 'forbidden' places are actually easy to visit, if you're smart | false |
Where do you find a dog with no legs? right where you left it. | true |
French artists pay tribute to orlando shooting victims | false |
Bruce springsteen proves he's 'the boss' by signing boy's tardy note | false |
If you love something, let it go. if it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my slaves free you racist fuck | true |
Why do flamingos stand on one leg? because if they didn't stand on any leg they would fall | true |
There will be life again: a journey through hearing loss, tinnitus and recovery | false |
50 years of nasa's space food packaging documented | false |
How many... how many blacks do you need to start a riot? minus one. | true |
Something new can help beat the winter blues | false |
Arresting developments: marijuana arrests on the rise in 17 states | false |
Read all about it: israel's emerging food scene | false |
Things got unexpectedly erotic on the 'suicide squad' set thanks to will smith | false |
What do you call someone with two noses? no one nose. | true |
Dr. lilly geyer under investigation after death of 3-year-old finley boyle | false |
What inner city kids know about social media, and why we should listen | false |
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