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J.k rowling burns trump and fox with the power of her tweets (again) | false |
Martha stewart's halloween costume, a young jonathan adler & more instagrams of the week (photos) | false |
A sane take on the craziness that is the gop presidential race | false |
Koch brothers plan huge spending spree in 2014 | false |
California roads got safer when undocumented immigrants got driver's licenses | false |
Why do rpg characters like potions so much? because they're always the life of the party! | true |
Two ants are fighting on a toilet seat one of them gets pissed off. | true |
Why does wonder woman fly? because she can't drive for sh*t. | true |
Films for your soul: a father's day dream (watch) | false |
Peter willcox, american greenpeace activist jailed in russia for climate protest, won't back down | false |
Why do elephants have four feet? because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant. | true |
For jeb bush, it's game on in this key primary state | false |
Repealing and replacing obamacare in the u.s. territories | false |
What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? why you always lion? | true |
How do you stop a taliban tank ? shoot the guy pushing it | true |
Dynamic new video urges millennials to 'vote for black futures' | false |
Braided hairstyles we'll always love, from frida kahlo to janet jackson (photos) | false |
Tim kaine just sparked an amazing series of dad jokes on twitter | false |
Summer league baseball team compares its gun-education night to lgbtq night | false |
It must be really awesome being a baker they make a lotta dough. | true |
Beer and bacon battered deep fried doritos - the world just got a little more unhealthy | false |
Who's the fattest knight at the round table? why? circumference. because he ate too much pi. | true |
Putting out a boat fire in new zealand: epic fire fighting win (video) | false |
Photons have mass? why, i didn't know they were catholic! | true |
Where does corporate giving to the arts go? | false |
Knock knock who's there ? chuck ! chuck who ? chuck in a sandwich for lunch | true |
My brother bought 1000 japanese cameras. they all go, crick. | true |
Seaworld marriage proposal gives us another reason to love dolphins | false |
'burnt' and 'our brand is crisis' are the latest box office flops | false |
Chuck norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face. | true |
Entertainment news is a strange way to spell gossip. | true |
What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (oc) arcdick | true |
Snl captures feminism’s generational divide with ‘president barbie’ skit | false |
What sound does a turkey make? coup coup | true |
There is a new barbie doll on the market - barbie brain in a jar ...an empty jar | true |
Why terrible news really might keep you up at night | false |
'president show' celebrates bigly after health care victory because everything's fixed | false |
What's a mouse's least favorite shape? a trapezoid. | true |
Amy atlas shares 'sweet designs' for your wedding | false |
How most major tv networks are handling footage of the virginia shooting | false |
The states people are fleeing in 2013: forbes | false |
Cigarette hat on mtv movie awards red carpet has us scratching our heads (photos) | false |
Why are there so many old people in church? they're cramming for the final | true |
Arab americans and american muslims are at risk | false |
Philly inquirer: donald trump's presidency is like a 'tin-pot dictatorship' | false |
What's the difference between a priest and acne? acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13 | true |
Aging, undocumented and uninsured immigrants challenge cities and states | false |
What has four legs and an arm? a happy pit bull. | true |
Q: what's green and has wheels? a: grass. i was just kidding about the wheels. | true |
Ow do you organize a space party? you planet | true |
11 father's day gifts better than a tie | false |
Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? the kernel was looking for him. | true |
Best-dressed list: rihanna, selena gomez and more gorgeous gals this week (photos) | false |
Doj slaps quotas on immigration judges to speed deportations | false |
Donald trump is reportedly considering starting his own media venture | false |
Music therapy for individuals with alzheimer's and other dementias | false |
I sustained a serious neck injury a few years ago... ...and i've never looked back. | true |
Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? because they can't even | true |
State department's top diplomat on north korea is retiring | false |
The generation gap isn't going anywhere, so use it to your advantage | false |
What do you call it when a group of germans give you money online? kraut funding | true |
Everyone fails answering jimmy kimmel's nonsense donald trump question | false |
What it's really like to retire in belize | false |
What time do werewolf cowboys have a shootout? high moon! | true |
A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home. | true |
Bernie sanders: 'it doesn't appear that i'm going to be the nominee' | false |
The older i get, the more i watch ferris bueller and root for him to get caught. | true |
What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? brasshole | true |
Why el chapo might not face trial in brooklyn… or anywhere else | false |
These skiers are on course to become afghanistan's first ever winter olympians | false |
Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice. | true |
Outbursts of genius in san francisco ballet's romeo and juliet | false |
Dear customer service: first of all, you should know that i'm typing this with my middle finger. | true |
Cnn host worries media is provoking isis war fever | false |
What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? anonymous anonymous | true |
Are people using apple pay, other mobile payments? | false |
Weinstein company files for bankruptcy after sale talks collapse | false |
Mexico’s ‘el chapo’ may face drug trial in brooklyn, n.y. | false |
Where is the gangster egg from? the upper sunny-side | true |
Pakistan claims to test fire first submarine-launched nuclear capable missile | false |
Pls explain this joke: for a good time, call (415) 642-9483 | true |
Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana. | true |
*flips table* yo who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts | true |
Burglar offers to mow lawn if homeowners let him go: cops | false |
What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? gang rape. | true |
Rival phone makers reluctant to support apple in fbi battle | false |
How do you know when something is right? | false |
Easy tips for setting screen rules that stick | false |
For trump, there's nothing more important than a powerful man's word | false |
Ivory aquino responds to alexandra billings' concerns about trans visibility in 'when we rise' | false |
This animated short captures the israel-palestine conflict in under four minutes | false |
I wish you could see what i see | false |
We will, we will paper you! - band that's more awesome than queen | true |
Why won't best buy let me return this lemon? | false |
I turned into a cat earlier don't ask meow | true |
Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? an algae-bra. | true |
Did you hear about the famous italian chef that recently died? he pasta way. | true |
Dear erskine college, god does not hate gay people | false |
Have you seen the last batman vs. wolverine movie ?? it was very prestigious !!! ok, i tried.. | true |
How to tell your children you're dating again | false |
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