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Why don't people name their kids 'napoleon'? it's too complex | true |
Airasia passengers share stories of near-misses that kept them off vanished plane | false |
U.s. strikes in syria draw mixed reactions in the middle east | false |
Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up. | true |
10 ways to become a better negotiator next year | false |
Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...because if i was your dad, i would be | true |
I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck* | true |
What do you call an irish snake in lord of the rings? legolas | true |
Window invitation is the coolest way to ask your neighbors to come to a party (photos) | false |
Coal baron: subsidize coal ‘to make sure grandma doesn’t die on the operating table’ | false |
Social security. get it? you will when you're 65. | true |
Hey- zigzag- what causes dry eyes? ducts out of water ... | true |
Zuckerberg to trump: time for a reality check on immigration | false |
Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people | true |
What's adam levine's favorite holiday? halloween halloween halloween! | true |
The most difficult part of a second marriage | false |
Why do they even bother having different brands of milk? | true |
What a job interviewer says vs. what they actually mean | false |
Sleepy honeybees have harder time recalling recent experiences | false |
What do you call a really nice sex addict? compassionate. | true |
Stuart hall, rolf harris and max clifford walk into an irish bar. barman says not yew tree again | true |
Jessica simpson and her family debut new belk collection | false |
I was going to tell a joke about maize... but then i decided it was too corny. | true |
Just got a cat with a limp called it oedipus the needipus. | true |
The new york times calls for $15 minimum wage nationwide | false |
Bill murray can do anything and is the greatest of all the humans | false |
What is bear grylls' favorite snack brand? nature's valley | true |
If i ever die, i'm going to be so mad about all the times i ate kale. | true |
How can you tell who the head doctor is? they're the one with the dirtiest knees | true |
I hadn't heard any news about george michael for nearly a year... and then wham! last christmas. | true |
New york fashion week fall 2012: dj kiss loves lanvin's alber elbaz, prince's 'when doves cry' | false |
I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. we exchanged lances. | true |
A man walks into a barn the horse says, why the wrong place? | true |
Alex trebek raps his way through an entire 'jeopardy' category | false |
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i will kick you repeatedly in the balls. | true |
Try not to laugh at ricky gervais' facial expressions | false |
When is a door not a door? when its ajar xd | true |
Maisie williams calls out 'game of thrones' book readers | false |
What do you call a doctor who is always available? an oncallogist. | true |
Huffpost tastemakers: wine tasting with the best producers | false |
Me: this electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. dentist: that's an egg beater. | true |
A new shoe slogan be happy, and you will buy converse! | true |
I had a 7 course irish dinner last night a 6 pack of guinness and a potato | true |
What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? the e-aster bunny. | true |
How does darth vader like his toast? on the dark side. | true |
Murder on the rise in rio's slums ahead of olympics | false |
Do you know why dead baby jokes never get old? because they die so young. | true |
Thanks to school, i now eat two meals a day... ... breakfast and dinner at home. | true |
Santa claus shot with pellet gun at toy giveaway in d.c. (video) | false |
15 weirdest things that people have left behind in an uber | false |
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a super creepy movie. | true |
I thought i had lost my porn stash it was right under my nose all along. | true |
Berry coconut frozen yogurt: leftovers achieve their full potential | false |
Cooking off the cuff: are they beets yet? | false |
I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria now i truly am the powerhouse of the cell | true |
What do you call an asian woman who lives next to a data centre? ping lo. | true |
Yes, you can look good in a ratty, old t-shirt | false |
All the terrible rumors about me are true, people who spam me via dm. | true |
Democrats criticize white house on deportation raids in tense meeting | false |
Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first terminator in different order. | true |
College educated latinos: is the future financially secure? (part i) | false |
Former cia chief of staff questions donald trump's vague afghanistan strategy | false |
The surprising way horses can help ease alzheimer's symptoms | false |
Hey guys i know a really good knock-knock joke but you have to start it. | true |
What's the definition of eternity? the time between when i come, and you go. | true |
South china sea: philippines running out of options | false |
Who was king arthur's knight who built the round table? sir cumfrence | true |
Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, it becomes a caesar salad | true |
Want to hear a word i just made up? plagiarism | true |
Adhd and sex: an interview with ari tuckman psyd mba | false |
What am i? i have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. what am i? a liar. | true |
Child homelessness reaches all time high, but remains a hidden problem | false |
Watch a kebab shop owner stay super chill during an armed robbery | false |
Accidental locavore: lunch with iron chef jose garces | false |
Taran killam clears up his criticism of 'snl' and trump by doubling down | false |
What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr | true |
Look: the brooklyn nightlife awards were everything you'd expect and more | false |
This restaurant sign knows why you're still single | false |
Cruel joke what did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for christmas? cancer. | true |
Resolving to be kind: 10 resolutions for 2015 | false |
New religious movements: trans people using art, music and astrology to stay alive | false |
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? the scenter spot! | true |
What is hitler's favorite type of food? not seafood | true |
Louis c.k. emails fans before hosting 'snl' praising nyc | false |
This photo is proof that demi lovato and selena gomez are still friends | false |
The worst snl hosts ever, according to twitter (slideshow) | false |
What do an anorexic person and sonic the hedgehog have in common? they both gotta go fast. | true |
How many mexicans? how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? juan. | true |
What did the pirate name his pet clam? michelle | true |
Do you have a fear of joy? (video) | false |
How does gandhi measure passive resistance? in oooooohms. | true |
Hey, biz markie! you got what we need, and it's marshmallow only lucky charms! | false |
It's always 420 in these ridiculous marijuana stock photos | false |
5 everyday pieces to inspire your halloween costume | false |
Why the tech industry has the most at stake in this presidential transition | false |
What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? long time, no see. | true |
Two wires were screwing around on the network. what did they discover? twisted pair. | true |
Trump budget would slash worker training and safety | false |
I have a friend named tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. we call him tmi. | true |
How do you make holy water? you take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. | true |
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