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Get a sneak peek at the new season of the trans reality show 'transcendent' | false |
I want a pet otter just so i can introduce it as my otter half. | true |
Celebrities say #jonvoyage to jon stewart on twitter | false |
Nigel barker gets super awkward about new 'top model' (video) | false |
There was a blackout in my town last night it's okay i called the police. | true |
Aerial images reveal north korea's secret network of prisons and 're-education' camps | false |
This group wants to change the way the media reports on violence | false |
Know what i call girls who run faster than me? cardio | true |
If donald trump and hillary clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? america. | true |
Make a difference day 2012: the top volunteer projects nationwide | false |
I've been looking everywhere for my u2 cd... but i still haven't found what i'm looking for. | true |
Hillary clinton drops into detroit as democrats get nervous about black turnout | false |
God i hate hidden microphones they bug me so much! | true |
10 reasons to be encouraged we made real environmental progress in 2014 | false |
The coolest superhero would be the inaudible woman. | true |
I interacted with a russian troll on twitter?! | false |
Which president was least guilty? lincoln, because he is in a cent. | true |
Why do ants not go to church? because their in sects | true |
What is a british scholar's favorite store? finks | true |
Extraordinary women in business: what inspires them to keep succeeding? | false |
'the miley cyrus show' returns to 'snl' with justin bieber, new adult look (video) | false |
My ex girlfriend had huge tits ahh such good mammaries | true |
Predict the outcome of this domino race and be a winner | false |
Why when trying to fool others about our eating habits, we're really just fooling ourselves | false |
Alert florida students may have stopped a mass shooting | false |
Pizza hut's 'firebaked style flatbread pizzas' debut nationwide | false |
10 things to consider before you move to a foreign country and become an expatriate | false |
Engaging colombia's students may be key to long-term peace | false |
The fifth season will start in a few days nuclear winter | true |
Miley's jumpsuits come in striped & unicorn varieties (photos) | false |
I told stephen hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it. | true |
Knock knock? who's there? dr who. which dr who? | true |
What do a christmas tree and priest have in common? their balls are just for decoration. | true |
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre... | true |
Eminem rips systemic racism and white privilege in new anthem 'untouchable' | false |
Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington d.c.? because it's their michonne. | true |
Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. once | true |
Weekend roundup: china is now the only major power with a global outlook | false |
Why is the martian on dvd so you can bring him home | true |
Maksim chmerkovskiy, kate upton dating? pair seen holding hands in nyc | false |
My wife and i were happy for 25 years then we met. | true |
I would tell a joke about jehovah's witnesses... but nobody likes knock-knock jokes | true |
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? it set ! | true |
Diy nail art: lime green and black diane von furstenberg-inspired manicure | false |
We trace hands to make turkeys. quite a handy technique. | true |
I'm pretty sure the phrase sleep tight originated in prison | true |
Your voice is so sexy. how can i direct your call, babygirl? --smooth operator | true |
Thought i could put dolphin in my fish pie. until i noticed i was using all porpoise flour. | true |
Q: what happened when the elephant sat on the car? a: everyone knows a mercedes bends! | true |
I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! ha! just kidding, i ate some ice cream. | true |
What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? the passport | true |
How do you scare a bee? boo bee. (boobie - get it? - courtesy of my kids) | true |
I admire feminists... especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass. | true |
No, that madonna song isn't about lady gaga | false |
Job interviewing skills: chatting, preening, or dissing not permitted | false |
Hrc announces march on mississippi gov’s mansion to repeal anti-lgbt law | false |
Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business | true |
Love is lifting these queer couples higher in incredible trick photo series | false |
'grey's anatomy' star rips 'the real o'neals' for bisexual joke | false |
The 12 best-value destinations for your frequent flyer miles | false |
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever i meet a lady. chicks dig that. | true |
What kind of food can't blind people eat? seafood. | true |
How do you catch a wifi? with an ethernet! | true |
Republicans are pushing a bill that could make it much harder to sue volkswagen | false |
Roy moore's wife appears to recycle old endorsement from alabama pastors | false |
Stanford has a trust problem when it comes to sexual assault | false |
How to make the next 20 years better than the last | false |
I do not care how old i am. i am going in the bouncy castle! | true |
What do you call two ants that run away to get married? antelopes | true |
My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' but i'm on a glute-free diet | true |
Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? because you'll give them hearing aids. | true |
I'm not just raising little boys, i'm trying to raise good men | false |
Ukrainian underpants why should you never wear ukrainian underpants? because chernobyl fall out | true |
Rights groups appeal rights north carolina voter id ruling | false |
Know what a 6.9 is? another good thing screwed over by a period | true |
13 lgbt tv characters who are getting it right | false |
I always knew my chronic illness would come back. here's how i cope. | false |
What do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter, he ain't comin'. | true |
Employers take note: people with autism ideally suited to fill critical stem jobs | false |
Bethenny frankel divorce: former 'housewife' is doing 'much better now' | false |
Today marks my tenth year driving trains finally, you can call me a superconductor. | true |
A lot of americans are thumbs down on roger goodell and tom brady | false |
I booked a day trip to svalbard in april! i get back in august. | true |
Please go skiing with me i am so alone | true |
Most things in life can be decided with a bracket. | sportsonearth.com : will leitch article | false |
How to divorce: how do i get joint custody? | false |
There are two kinds of people in this world. those who infer. | true |
Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression. | true |
Prince harry's capitol hill visit brings out the ladies (photos, vine) | false |
13 blackberries and 5 ipads walk into a bar... they leave hammered | true |
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -jayz | true |
What do you call a paraplegic archer? legolas. | true |
Tensions flare in illinois after school board member tells parents to 'shut up' | false |
What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? clint southwood | true |
It took me 49 years to truly understand my mom | false |
Real women copy rihanna's denim look, mindy kaling on shoes & more tweets of the week | false |
She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts. | true |
What the difference between woman and man? a man has always the same penis between his legs. | true |
What do you call the dynamic duo after they got hit by a steamroller? flatman and ribbon | true |
Where the cast of 'the princess bride' is now | false |
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