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So one physicist asks another physicist so what's new? the physicists responds, c over lambda. | true |
Obama can do much more to reform prison system, aclu says | false |
The desperate ways down-ticket gop candidates deal with donald trump | false |
Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do. | true |
Americans are 'scared' or 'very scared' of trumpcare | false |
Doritos locos tacos taste test: is cool ranch better than nacho cheese? | false |
Melisandre proves she's an even worse house guest than jon snow | false |
Chuck norris doesn't see dead people. he makes people dead. | true |
Alec baldwin's trump turns steve bannon over to the grim reaper, keeps the kush | false |
A conversation with danielle eubank, expedition artist, on her upcoming trip to the arctic circle | false |
If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights. | true |
I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. i'm hoping to get it reduced. | true |
David schwimmer will defend o.j. simpson in new ryan murphy show | false |
Andrew mccarthy learns about chinese herbs in san francisco | false |
Growing population needs less waste, not more food: experts | false |
Amanda seyfried and thomas sadoski did the whole secret eloping thing | false |
Whenever i tell her that i want to put my butterfinger into her milkyway, she snickers. | true |
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? shark absorbers! | true |
These summertime activities will zap your stress in no time | false |
What did the nsa say to russia after the blizzard? we're snowden! | true |
I would tell a sith joke... but i don't know if you like darth humor. | true |
What personality might have to do with drug abuse risk | false |
A couple was married on top of mt everest in 2005 their marriage really went downhill after that | true |
Do you have 11 protons? cause your sodium fine. | true |
If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you. | true |
I don't trust stairs... they always look like they're up to something. | true |
Idaho joins colorado in replacing 420 mile marker, because weed | false |
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven. | true |
Dating tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. please. i am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs. | true |
Im not looking for any trouble all three dads in unison: hi not looking for trouble im dad | true |
Waffles, a wedding and a happy ending (wheat- and gluten-free, vegan) | false |
You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me i've tried | true |
I'm so italian . . . i even text with my hands. | true |
Don't knock arthur's day: it's part of being irish | false |
What did the dog do with the history professor? they got together and talked over old times. | true |
11-year-old boy stuns idina menzel with show-stopping performance of 'let it go' | false |
Japan pm shinzo abe seeks to build trust with donald trump in first meeting | false |
Teacher resigns after video shows her pulling black student's locs | false |
What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? treacle down economics. | true |
Dvds: is the hit film now you see me the savior of hollywood? | false |
Ask fathom: does this road trip make me look fat? | false |
'double lives,' daniella zalcman photo series, documents lgbt ugandan activists | false |
What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? you may fist the bride | true |
I took my new dog to a veterinarian. he went in samoyed but came out husky. | true |
Gina rodriguez delivers touching speech to rita moreno at kennedy center honors | false |
Yo mama fell down... the physicists discovered gravitational waves today | true |
Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? time served | true |
Lately i've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets meee offfff! | true |
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? ear we go ! | true |
Dad shows his girls some crazy dance moves at the baseball stadium (video) | false |
Streaker interrupts nfl game and radio announcer kevin harlan goes wild | false |
Northeast is the heart of the korean wave in india | false |
Oregon's democratic primary voters push bernie sanders to victory | false |
4 reasons why delaying a divorce procedure is like creating a time bomb | false |
Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts | true |
***abortion jokes are not funny*** cut it out! | true |
Kindergarten kids explain their first day of school in charming pop quiz (video) | false |
The magic backpack: 5 must-haves for every student | false |
I hate it when people call me four letter words like innumerate. | true |
Three men walk into a bar... you'd have thought the third one would have seen it. | true |
Common praises black women's leadership at hip-hop honors | false |
I like my weekdays like marx likes his societies. classless. | true |
Julian bond, former chairman of the naacp, dies at 75 | false |
You've probably been saucing your pasta all wrong | false |
When a skinny man goes diving what do you call it? skinny dipping | true |
Senate democrats failed dreamers in december. they might do it again. | false |
The full story behind michael caine's controversial oscar comments | false |
Bird feeds dog noodles: cute/ridiculous animal thing of the day (video) | false |
There is probably a lot of atm security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out. | true |
What do you call a dog with two vaginas? snatches | true |
Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? he was being shellfish | true |
Making friends and enjoying an active social life in belize | false |
What is a jews favorite part of porn? the moneyshot | true |
Why don't ghosts have kids? because they have hollow-weinies | true |
Why did the mexican food go to counseling? he wanted to taco bout his problems | true |
I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess. | true |
Obama used his oval office red button for tea, according to richard branson | false |
What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? meowch! | true |
Pro-clinton group targets latinos with six-figure ad in battleground states | false |
Beyonce's lemonade recipe made us thirsty. herewith, a few with a little less sugar. | false |
10 dos and don'ts for saving on your wedding | false |
What's the hardest part about vaping? telling your parents you're gay | true |
Brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals | false |
Bono's one campaign urges congress to increase foreign aid to fight extremism | false |
Jokes what do you call a mexican in a car | true |
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? hide the ball it drives them nuts! | true |
Trump puts america at risk and disrespects those who serve | false |
Donald trump has been fighting to stop a wind farm in scotland from being built. he just lost. | false |
The middle east, unraveling: and your solution is...? | false |
What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? why aren't you supporting me? | true |
What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? cold cumfart | true |
Why do people beat their clocks? to kill time. | true |
Tuberculosis vaccine used in controversial type 1 diabetes 'cure' | false |
Remembering our veterans more than just one day a year | false |
Why water is so good when you're thirsty | false |
Wedding party rudely interrupts shirtless man's morning stroll | false |
On $15 i could travel the world.. of warcraft | true |
Q: what is the missing link between the bass and the ape? a: the baritone. | true |
Trump campaign restricts reporters covering what happens off stage | false |
Joe biden says gop primary is 'a gift from the lord' | false |
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